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WHO IS A WOMAN?

Having vagina, boobs, and hips doesn't make you a woman.

A woman is the one who feeds a man with encouragement and ideas

A woman is the one who helps a man to save and invest wisely .

A woman does not run her mouth with sarcasm and insult just to prove a point, rather her words are gracious and can heal a broken heart .

A woman is the one that knows when to talk and to keep Quiet.

A woman is the one that doesn't leak secret.

A woman is the one that is content with what she has, and not the one that sells her self for material things.

A woman is a manager, a caretaker,a womb that can nature and birth destinies .

A woman doesn't do trending things, but she is reserved and has a taste of a Queen.

A woman doesn't look down on any man because of his present state of life and financial status, rather she encourages any man to get better.

A woman is the one that does not just bears babies, but bear ideas and inspiration anytime, anywhere.

A woman is the one a man can cry on her shoulders and not feel humiliated for doing so nor lose his value .

A woman is not the one that deceive a man just to eat his money, but the one who is honest and sincere in any relationship.

.A woman. Is not the one that makes men feel terrible, but the one a man can run to for comfort.

A woman is the one that will spoil a man with honour and respect because there lies her strength and integrity .

A woman is an influence, a nation and a helper.

Many are females but only few can be called a woman.

Now ask yourself today,
am I a woman.

Wetting she take pass cat sef
Idiot

Can not happen and in Lagos

Now
Fani Kayode

How best can you describe Nigerian police force and Nigerian army..

WHO IS A POLICE ?
A Police is a person under stipulated law to enforce law and order ,who sleeps less than many people, endures cold, sun, rain, hunger, and there are times that he/she has no holidays, Sallah, Christmas, New Year and many other important moments. .

He/she is far away from the family, their children when they are sick, or their husband/wife as well as their parents and siblings.

A Police receives insults, physical assaults, they cry, suffer, endure thousands of scares and many more things that happen, to them in their line of duty.

But when he leaves for his job, very early, he does not know if he will return home alive.

Such is the life of a "Police." Whatever their unit, whether operational or administrative.

If you can, spread this message so that people, instead of criticizing police, value the effort of a Police, If you have a family member or friend who is a Police or soldier, take a moment to say,

"I appreciate Nigerian police force.

God bless Nigerian Police, and indeed the Nigerian Armed Forces..

LAGOS STATE GOVERNMENT
MINISTRY OF TRANSPORTATION
PRESS RELEASE
LASG TO COMMENCE DEMOLITION OF STRUCTURES FOR IKORODU JUNCTION IMPROVEMENT.

The Lagos State Government is set to commence demolition of structures along the Right of Way of Ikorodu Roundabout from Monday 6th to Tuesday 7th September, 2021, in preparedness for the Junction Improvement traffic diversion plan slated for midnight Friday, 17th September, 2021.
The Commissioner for Transportation, Dr. Frederic Oladeinde explained that demolition would be executed in phases. The first phase which will take place on the first day will cover CAC Road Junction to Ayangburen Road in the morning, while the second phase will cover AP Filling Station inwards Sabo in the afternoon.
Oladeinde further explained that on the second day, the demolition exercise will be carried out at the Sabo Police station, Central Mosque, Conoil and Ayangburen Road from morning till afternoon.
The Commissioner however disclosed that though the demolition will not impede on traffic flow, alternative routes have been made available to reduce the pressure that may occur during the demolition exercise and to sensitise motorists ahead of the full project commencement which will last for 8 months.
Motorists heading inwards Ayangburen from CAC can alternately utilize Ayedere Owowu road by GTB to make an exit at Etunreren to reach their destinations, while motorists inbound ketu/Lagos axis from AP Filling Station are advised to use Suleiman Soderu road and make an exit at Awoshode Street.
In the same vein, Traffic inbound Central Mosque and Ayangburen from Ikorodu Police Station can alternately use Adeniran Ogunsanya road and exit Sabo Sagamu road while Lagos bound motorists can make a detour at Suleiman Soderu road to access their destinations.
Oladeinde reiterated that the main carriage way of the affected axis would not be barred from traffic but the alternative routes have been provided to give motorists options for smooth operation around the corridor.

The Commissioner further stated that the exercise had been organized in phases to ensure safety of the motoring public as well as the contractors on site, while assuring that road signs, barriers and caution guards will be mounted along the affected sites to guide traffic flow inbound and outbound Ikorodu Roundabout.
He urged the public to cooperate with the State Government to ensure successful commencement and execution of the project.

Dr. Frederic Oladeinde
Lagos State Commissioner for Transportation.
2nd September, 2021.

LAGOS STATE GOVERNMENT
MINISTRY OF TRANSPORTATION
PRESS RELEASE
LASG TO COMMENCE DEMOLITION OF STRUCTURES FOR IKORODU JUNCTION IMPROVEMENT

The Lagos State Government is set to commence demolition of structures along the Right of Way of Ikorodu Roundabout from Monday 6th to Tuesday 7th September, 2021, in preparedness for the Junction Improvement traffic diversion plan slated for midnight Friday, 17th September, 2021.
The Commissioner for Transportation, Dr. Frederic Oladeinde explained that demolition would be executed in phases. The first phase which will take place on the first day will cover CAC Road Junction to Ayangburen Road in the morning, while the second phase will cover AP Filling Station inwards Sabo in the afternoon.
Oladeinde further explained that on the second day, the demolition exercise will be carried out at the Sabo Police station, Central Mosque, Conoil and Ayangburen Road from morning till afternoon.
The Commissioner however disclosed that though the demolition will not impede on traffic flow, alternative routes have been made available to reduce the pressure that may occur during the demolition exercise and to sensitise motorists ahead of the full project commencement which will last for 8 months.
Motorists heading inwards Ayangburen from CAC can alternately utilize Ayedere Owowu road by GTB to make an exit at Etunreren to reach their destinations, while motorists inbound ketu/Lagos axis from AP Filling Station are advised to use Suleiman Soderu road and make an exit at Awoshode Street.
In the same vein, Traffic inbound Central Mosque and Ayangburen from Ikorodu Police Station can alternately use Adeniran Ogunsanya road and exit Sabo Sagamu road while Lagos bound motorists can make a detour at Suleiman Soderu road to access their destinations.
Oladeinde reiterated that the main carriage way of the affected axis would not be barred from traffic but the alternative routes have been provided to give motorists options for smooth operation around the corridor.

The Commissioner further stated that the exercise had been organized in phases to ensure safety of the motoring public as well as the contractors on site, while assuring that road signs, barriers and caution guards will be mounted along the affected sites to guide traffic flow inbound and outbound Ikorodu Roundabout.
He urged the public to cooperate with the State Government to ensure successful commencement and execution of the project.

Dr. Frederic Oladeinde
Lagos State Commissioner for Transportation.
2nd September, 2021.

How do you save your patner's number in your phone?

Me
My comforter

How do you save your father's number in your phone?

Me
My dad

How do you save your mother's number in your phone?

Me
My luvly mum.

Your location please


Something must a man

Vehiclelar

Bye bye

That should behead her straight in open ground like they use to kill Nigerian in other country too

*EIGHT WRONG PHILOSOPHIES OF LIFE*

1. *"WHATEVER WILL BE, WILL BE"*
Whatever will be will not be; you have to make it be. You have a part to play in what will be in your life, so don't leave it to chance..

2. *"HALF BREAD IS BETTER THAN NONE!"*
Why settle for half bread when you can get a full bread or even own a bakery. This is a limiting belief that positions you to settle for less and it is a mediocre philosophy.

3. *"A FOOL AT FORTY IS A FOOL FOREVER"*
A fool at any age can be a fool forever if he refuses to let go of his foolishness. It is never too late to become wise because the day you wake up and wise up is the day you CHANGE!

4. *"ALL FINGERS ARE NOT EQUAL"*
Yes! Physical fingers in your hands are not equal but that does not make any of them valueless financially, and you realize that they are all valuable. You are not even a finger, so why look down on yourself.

5. *"LIFE BEGINS AT FORTY"*
If you are below forty and believe this, I feel so sorry for you because it means you are not yet alive.

6. *"WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN"*
Is your age coming down? Is your wisdom and knowledge coming down? Is the price of goods coming down? Think my friend!

7. *"HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, LAUGHS BEST!"*
Why laugh last when you can laugh always and why laugh best when laughter is not a competition. When we program ourselves with these strange philosophies,they limit and restrict us.

8. *THE DEVIL YOU KNOW, IS BETTER THAN THE ANGEL YOU DON'T KNOW.*
Why do you want to associate with the devil, the devil depicts evil, no matter how you want to make it look. The Angel you don't even know is doing its primary assignment of guarding you always. Nothing good comes from the devil. Desist from such philosophy..

Now that they are short of man power government should do the needful

May more be killed.

Useless men in Black uniform

Do you understand that you have many relative in NPF

*Build The People Around You For Your Tomorrow*

*1. Nothing makes life sweeter than making people happy*

*2. The people you help today become your soldiers in the battle of life tomorrow*

*3. To invest in properties is good
but to invest in people is far far better.*

4. Try to make money, but try also to make people great.*

*5. Your greatest trophies are the tears you wipe away from people's faces not the things you acquire.*

*6. Your greatest achievement should be raising achievers.*

*7. People will defend, stand by you & honour you when they realise you value them*

*8. Don't let an ingrate stop you from making others Great.*

May God bless our efforts.*Build The People Around You For Your Tomorrow*

SUSPECTED CULTISTS ATTACK NAVY OFFICER IN BAYEKU, CHOPPED HIS HAND, TAKES AWAY HIS SERVICE PISTOL.

...Igbogbo Monarch expresses displeasure, meets Security Chiefs, LCDA Authority.

...We'll bring the culprits to book, Navy Chiefs, DSS, Police assured.

Suspected cultists in the early hours of Tuesday attacked a dredging point manned by Navy officers at Bayeku, in Igbogbo/Bayeku LCDA of Lagos State, where an Officer's hand was chopped and his service pistol was taken away. MegaXpression Media gathered that the cultists came through water ways and took the same route after committed the evil act.

HRM. Oba AbdulSemiu Orimadegun Kasali, Adeboruwa of Igbogbo Kingdom, while meeting the Security personnel in his Palace on Tuesday, expressed displeasure at the incidence, urging those involved to immediately return the Navy Officer's pistol under 72 hours before it's too late.

The Monarch urged the DSS and Police officers to conduct thorough investigation and equally prayed for the Navy Officer attacked, who is currently receiving treatment at Igbobi Hospital, to regain his health status on time.

Earlier, the Navy Chief, Commander A.S Omotosho, who came on entourage to discuss the implications with Oba Kasali, before taking drastic action, expressed shock and disheartening over the attack. "When issues like this happens, what we needed is to react and take appropriate actions immediately to forestore future occurrence," Commander Omotosho said.

"I've discussed with the DPO, Igbogbo Divisional Police Station, Mr A.R. Balogun, all we need is the people's corporation and relevant information that will help us in apprehending those involved," he added.

The Secretary to the Council, Barrister Ade Ayeni, in his comment, reiterated the commitment of Builder Olusesan Mayokun Daini, the Chairman Igbogbo/Bayeku LCDA, towards safety society, noting that people's cooperation is needed to achieve success.

"I think all hand must be on desk to achieve safety society. As a government, we'll do everything humanly possible to safe our people, we urge the traditional institutions to equally adopt their method in protecting our community," Ayeni said.

The DPO, Igbogbo Police Station, Mr A.R Balogun equally solicited for people's cooperation in unravel the culprits, urging all to be vigilant and security contious. "Another corpse was also found at Marculay, before Bayeku township with no traces of injury on his body," Balogun revealed.

Credit: Shakiru Seidu of MegaXpression Community Media.

#ProudlyIkoroduAmbassadors

My wife took my phone, deleted my girlfriend Adenike's number and saved her own number as Adenike. You see, someone had told my wife about Adenike my girlfriend but I didn't know.

I then got an SMS from Adenike asking for mobile money #250,000. I didn't have such money so I rushed to my wife and lied to her that I needed #250,000, for an emergency. I told her that my mother was sick and needed the money urgently. My wife gave me the money and I rushed to send it to the account number written in the message.

Adenike did not acknowledge receipt of the money. While I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if she received the money. I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the money. Her response was, *"Call me now."* so I went out of the house to make the call.

You can imagine my horror when my wife answered the call instead of Adenike!!!

Since yesterday after the call, I'm still standing outside with the phone in my hand.

I don't know how to get back into my own house!!!

Any advice for me please?*
Experts in this House please HELP me.
It’s about to rain and I’m still outside MY OWN HOUSE.

May God bless Abacha ni o
Punish hnnnnnnnn

When Mr Isaac Fayose posted that Lekki Link Bridge is no longer safe .. The Neighbourhood Safety Corps Agency the Lagos State Paramilitary security outfit swings into action immediately to verify and also to ensure that Safety and Trust are being reposed into the public this is being backed by the Rapid Response headed by Yinka Egbeyemi .
The LNSC Agency was at the site with the Head led by a Prince of Lagos Prince Ifalade Ajasa Oyekan . To reassure Lagosians that they are on top of the game ....
Pictures

Thank u Prince of Lagos ...

Na wa o

Equip Neighbourhood Watch officers, Lagos Assembly tells Sanwo-Olu

The Lagos House of Assembly on Monday called on the Governor of the state, Mr. Babajide Sanwo-Olu to increase the number of officers in the Neighbourhood Safety Corps.

The lawmakers also urged Mr. Sanwo-Olu to equip the state's security agency so that it can adequately protect the lives and property of residents.

The House further resolved that the Governor should call on the commissioner of police in the state to intensify efforts to secure the state.

The resolutions of the lawmakers resulted from the attempt on the life of Hon. Olawale Rauf Age-Sulaiman, the state's legislator representing Amuwo Odofin 2 on July 8, during a political rally ahead of the forthcoming local government election.

While the lawmaker escaped death, a chieftain of the All Progressives Congress (APC), whose name was given as Kayode Samuel and who stood beside him, was hit and later confirmed dead.

Raising the issue as a 'matter of urgent public importance', Hon. Age-Sulaiman narrated how he escaped death from gunshot adding that the incident occurred in Oriade Local Council Development Area (LCDA).

"I heard some people making noise while the campaign was on and I called for calm but I didn't know that there were some elements who came with another intention.

"We were about going out when somebody told me not to go out and two persons stood beside me and right there I heard a gunshot sound and the next person beside me shouted my leg with blood-stains," he said adding that he escaped by the whiskers.

Commenting on the incident, Hon. Rotimi Olowo, condemned the use of thugs to settle political matters. He also urged that security in the county be given more seriousness through the establishment of state police.

"The commissioner of police should investigate the issue," he said adding that politicians and other Nigerians are not safe at this period.

While Hon. Yinka Ogundimu suggested that the Governor should be called upon to protect lives and property by asking the commissioner of police to intensify efforts, his colleague, Hon Tobun Abiodun, urged people to desist from crime.

"Killing one individual can cause a family enternal sorrow," he said as he used the opportunity to call for the establishment of state police.

"I know our government is very responsible, but we want to use this opportunity to call on the Governor again," he said.

Hon. Adedamola Kasunmu, noted that with the increasing crime rate in the society, the call for the establishment of state police for the protection of lives cannot be over-flogged.

He urged the other Houses of Assembly in the federation to start calling for state police so that the National Assembly would take it serious.

In his contribution, Hon. Setonji David said those against state police are enemies of the country.

Other lawmakers who spoke included Desmond Elliot, Kehinde Joseph, and Rotimi Abiru.

Deputy Speaker of the House, Hon. Wasiu Eshilokun-Sanni, who presided over the sitting on behalf of the Speaker, Rt. Hon. (Dr) Mudashiru Obasa, said the incident was shocking. He also commiserated with the family of the deceased.

PRESS RELEASE

*NO ROOM FOR CRIMINALS IN LAGOS AS SANWO-OLU ARRESTS SUSPECTED CRIMINALS IN OJOTA*

_…Taskforce Strike Force Impounds 105 Motorcycles_

The war against criminality in Lagos State has gone a notch higher as the State Governor, Mr. Babajide Sanwo-Olu, personally arrested a gang of suspected criminals, which specialises in harassing motorists and road users in traffic.

The gang of suspected criminals met their waterloo Monday morning while attempting to unleash terror on a motorist around Ojota in-bound Alausa. Help however came for the motorist as Governor Sanwo-Olu's convoy approached the scene to rescue him from the three machete-wielding criminals who were at the time, trying to forcefully drag him out of his vehicle.

The security personnel attached to the Governor swooped on the suspects, retrieved the dangerous weapons from them and arrested the three of them.

It would be recalled that Governor Sanwo-Olu while handing over security equipment purchased by the Lagos State Security Trust Fund (LSSTF) to the Inspector General of Police, Usman Alkali Baba, for the use of Lagos Police Command, on Thursday June 10, said there would be no hiding place for criminals in the State.

“We are determined to stabilize the security situation in Lagos State, as our own contribution towards lasting national security. Let me also use this opportunity to sound a note of warning to all criminals who are operating in Lagos State or planning to operate here; all armed robbers, kidnappers, cultists, bandits, and other criminals, we will leave no stone unturned in making this State inhospitable to you. We will find you, wherever you may be lurking and we will bring the full weight of the law on you,” Governor Sanwo-Olu declared.

The brand new crime-fighting equipment donated to the Lagos State Police Command were; 150 Double Cabin Vehicles, 30 Saloon Patrol Vehicles, 1,000 Ballistic Vests; 1,000 Ballistic Helmets, 1,000 Handheld Police Radios/Walkie-Talkies, 100 Security Patrol Bikes; two Armored Personnel Carriers (APCs), four High Capacity Troop Carriers and two Anti-Riot Water Cannon Vehicles.

Governor Sanwo-Olu stated after his security personnel arrested the three machete-wielding criminals that the exercise was a warning signal to other criminal elements and prospective traffic robbers in Lagos that there is no hiding place for criminality in Lagos State.

Also on Monday, the Strike Squad of the Lagos State Taskforce carried out a massive raid on motorcycle (okada) riders at Second rainbow and Toyota Bus Stop along Apapa-Oshodi Expressway.

During the raid, which lasted for some hours, a total of 105 motorcycles were impounded. Prior to Monday's raid, a total of 201 motorcycles were impounded last week.



SIGNED

GBOYEGA AKOSILE
CHIEF PRESS SECRETARY
JULY 12, 2021

*MOTHERS, YOUR DAUGHTERS ARE EXPOSED TO RAPISTS UNDER ANY OF THESE CONDITIONS.*

1. If your daughter is made to hawk anything on the road.

2. If your daughter is still with his father after separating from him.

3. If your daughter is a house maid somewhere..

4. If you are married to another man who is a drunkard and your daughter stays with you people.

5. If your daughters lives with uncles, nephews, other male family members while you are not there.

6. If you leave your baby girl at home in care of nobody.

7. If you allow your daughter to be running errands for men who live alone.

8. If you don’t care about the movements of your daughters.

9. If you live in an isolated environment where it is easy to commit any crime.

10. If you go out to anywhere and leave your daughters to play around the premises.

11. If you allow your teenage girls to dress carelessly outside the premises.

12. If your own son has male friends who visit your home regularly.

13. If your own son and daughters are exposed to pornographic films, internet, pictures etc.

14. If you have ever caught your husband romancing or kissing your daughter (this happens).

15. If there are rapists in your compound where sexual assaults have taken place.

16. If your own sons are exposed to alcohol and drugs and they stay with your daughters.

17. If your teenage girls flock around with male friends with questionable characters.

18. If your daughter is in a school where sexual assault has taken place.

19. If your landlord is a womanizer and a drunkard and he stays in the same premises with you.

20. If your daughter tells you that some guys are harassing her sexually, etc.

*Dear Mothers,* if you notice any of the above and many more things happening your babies, little girls and teenage girls who are your daughters, these are RED FLAGS to be aware of.
Take every precaution to safeguard your daughters. Monitor them regularly. Counsel your teenage girls and pray for them regularly.

It would be a serious topic o
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