some people don't even know it exists

Donahue:
How often do you use the split screen function in your smartphone?

op.. try again next year

this op must be part of buhari's bloodline

1. coffee actually makes me sleep

2. if for any reason I sense there's "visible onion" in my food I'll throw up

3. I can't wipe with tissue paper.. it's too hard for my bum

4. my body count is not as high as people believe it to be

5. I absolutely hate apologizing especially when the person just wants to hear that "I'm sorry"

Reeberry:
And some mumu likes this post. They got deceived.

what's your own uncle critic

Lsofdk:
1. I don't talk much.

2. I argue a lot and I always win because I'm gonna wear you out (weird for someone who doesn't like talking much)

3. Most people say I always wear an unapproachable face

4. When I'm in a vehicle, I always feel like taking the wheels from the driver each time a vehicle overtakes us

5. I don't forget a face… even if I see you in the dark for the first time.

6. I don't drink water till I'm done eating… sometimes I forget to drink

7. I hardly get angry but when I do it's like tornado

8. When I'm stroking my beard, I'm thinking.

9. I prefer watching movies alone, I backward a lot

Makydebbie oya let's see yours

I don't talk much X I argue a lot.. oga which one are you

Puzzypleazer:

Write English please or JUST WRITE AM FOR PIDGIN

Haa!!! your education is backwards.. why didn't you just google it since you didn't understand

Puzzypleazer:

The fact that you wasted your idle time to type this shit means you already heard my bleeped up shit

slup up homie.. you ain't shading no one here

Puzzypleazer:
Your opinion dosnt matter bitch

& what makes you think we wanna hear your bleeped up shit

MhizAJ:
I'm also keeping mine for my husband too

we hear you

diggles:


She was riding as a passenger in the car, not driving it.
Hard to believe she was only 14!

she's actually 14.. you might not believe till you realize how bleeped up growing up in Nigeria is.

this op was so jobless he decided to find a girl in the market & follow her about

marvin906:
yes i remember a particular time in Ekp.. me my guy and two girls went for a party... so fast forward we four had to share a room my guy and hes girl in one bed me and my own in the other.. i think after an hour or so na my guy babe start soundtrack.. before we know na soundtrack turn from low to high.. and my blood down dey boil.. fast forward na me and my chick start our own last last it became a moaning competition.. who has the loudest moan

op you left out the part where both of you swaped chicks

if you was sane yourself you wouldn't have written crap

Donjazzy12:

I know it will only be a foolish man like you that will talk like this.

I swear down

invictu:
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walahi you no sharp guy, if na me i go join them immediately

she's forgotten your name homie

Ikebesupa:
My supposed girl friend always call me "dearie" or "dearest". I have seen other people calling themselves something much better than that but my own case is different. I have been thinking it's not right for her to be using those lines on me... I just don't get it

awon eleyi ti wo porn yo

BluntBoy:


No, bukake involves men splashing semen on a woman's face.

Mind you, I learnt this from studies. I have never tried it before because I am still a virgin.

olaboo123:
Lol. This is more of a way to get infections through multiple partners.

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cc: lalasticlala, mynd44

funkeeee.. funkeeee ahh oti jade sha.. you what

this one en.. e super weak me

Donjazzy12:
She is also a lesbian!

she bisexual dummass.. she got kids

when y'all are done with the introduction call me so I can stay in the room & watch

Erums:
Teespice i dont wanna quote you, but i would like to know you, if you dont mind

well if they lesbos then heck yeah ✌

maybe their puna is smelling(which they already know) & you like chopping too much ..yo wee now use that same mouth to kiss them?
iffa hear say they gree

Shedrack777:
kiss after smoking weed and chewing garlic is the best kiss

you know the nigga was already high when typing this

omoobaadefemi:
Now as I am ironing my shirt to prepare for work today, i had to cast my mind back to the event of the previous night. i have been on this chic issue for a while now and finally i got my chance to swim in her river.After all the fore plays in this world and beyond, she brought out my huge dick and immediately shouted no!
I asked what was wrong and to my utmost surprise, she said she will never take in this dick as its too big for her, man thought it was a joke o but this chic keeps blabbing it was too big for her
That was the very first time i knew a bid D has its own disadvantage as i had always been so proud to the owner of one but as it is now, ds chic fell my hands big time and got me wishing i could have a small one
My fellow romancelanders, does size matters?
Good morning and have a pleasant day at work

ewo ni "does size matters" this early morning.. just be shooting man anyhow laaro kutu kutu

BafanaBafana:

Sorry. You got it wrong. I know the guy that took the picture and posted it. He didn't even notice there was anything like that in it. It was someone else that even pointed it out to him. There was a protest going on and he took pictures of the scene. He wasn't trying to take the picture of the bike man. Also note the speed bump on the road there and how it should make the bike jerk and create a short high speed motion.

Now you said nobody was looking at the invisible person. Assuming he was actually invisible, how can people be looking at something they can't see? Your logic doesn't add up.
I was just trying to make the story look like something people couldn't see but was captured on camera. Similar things have happened in real life.

OK oh king of Paranormal Activity now explain to us where the shokoto of the invisible person is abi he put naked bum bum on the okada ni ��

invisible abi? I wonder where the body of the okada rider is.. abi that one too is invisible

Hhenryy:


Is it new? If not then stop complaining. And where you bought it from also matters, probably you bought a refurbished or substandard product.

On a serious note, there is nothing wrong with those brands, I bought one infinix in 2015 (brand new), and it's still working perfectly uptill now. Although I have given it to a close relative. One of my boss bought a Tecno product in 2013 from slot and it's working well too

what's this one saying.. baba is talking about a phone he bought in 2017 you're mentioning all those dumb devices of 2013&15.

even the k7 spark you're supporting has crashed in front of me one week after the person bought it from tecno office �