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Wetin dey worry this Igbo boys sef. Later they will be shouting Buhari is dis and dat. Stupidd tribe

Baba, if u like give eat a rank. We support u . We dey ur back gidigba

MEILYN:
I feel like dying right now.

I use to complain of a peppery sensation in my anus after defecating and blood body guarding my faeces during defecation. These I thought were normal so I didn't bother about these problems.

I thought the pains I feel after defecating were severe pains until yesterday. I remember some days back that I ate enough Garri and Egusi soup. I kept on eating because the food was so delicious.

I went to the toilet yesterday and I spent hours trying to pass out something from my anus but I couldn't. I tried to force it out with all my strength but I had no luck. I wore rubber gloves, inserted my hands into my anus and I was able to remove some very strong faeces. I tried to force the remaining stubborn stool out but I had no luck. The pains almost killed me, so I gave up and I went on with my daily activities with stool ready to come out still in my stomach. I took about five Oranges yesterday but it hasn't helped at all. Stool Softners aren't working because the stool is ready to come out.

The problem here is that, my anus is in flames right now. I can't even force the stool out, I can't pressure my anus because the anal fissure is making it impossible for me to do that. I might die of pains if I try to push. I just sit in the toilet without trying to do anything. I sit for hours with no clue on what to do. I have tried applying vasline and kernel oil but it won't just come out. I can't force it out, the Anal fissure makes it a nightmare.

Please I need help on what to do.

Cc: lalasticlala

bro, I no go lie u, u don get correct HIV

Do u have injury on ur prickk?

Chai..... See person wife

Obo nt oobo (pucçy)

enitey:
I just like him

Pwity, I wanna know ya. Plz drop ur WHATSAPP num. let's relate better. 08136512177. Dats my contact.

Ok. We ve heard

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later.

hello kalan, plz I need info on my case. I wish to further my education. I graduated with a third class in 2010, business education, unilag. What can you advice me on this case. Am aware I can't do my masters directly. My questions are what should I do from here? Can I apply for Mpa-masters in public admin( am aware they take third class grads) , which other schools in nigeria can I do my masters with a third class? Plz advice. Thanx

Jonathan aide no dey iron his clothes well. Na wa ooo. Cluelessness . Anything that comes from PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI is welcomed

ProphetUdeme:
ur opinion is not needed ma'am. Like what teempakguy said. We just need to tolerate u damn bittches. Ur uncanny attitude irritates us

I love that. Who gives a Bleep. Fucckk dem bitches

All this one na story. Inorher words, SAI Buhari

Make una dey deceive una sef

Make i enter sambisa forest if i read this novel. Op , u dey craze

Baba, if u like, make u use goat as ur advisers, i go stil support u to d end. Gmb all d way

O boy, dis one don go. Am sure he went after pussey

Ok. SAI Buhari till infinity

I don't trust anything that comes from GEJ or their supporters. Una sure sey dis guy dey trek? He even get time for twitter. Some ppul can't even observe 5 minuites prayers by thanking God for their lives.

kayciano:
Because their LADIES are NEAT

no, but because of their cooking , also romantic

Atmmachine:
Fucck you
Fucck you
Fucck you

Fucck your Lagos
We're talking about New York & you're talking about Lagos
Go fucck your mama

Madman, u don dey deny ur village now, na New York una dey dream of

Atmmachine:
Fucck you Fucck you Fucck you Fucck you

I swear one day, u igbos will be history in my sweet Lagos

I don't need to read it. I already know na Igbo man. This Igbo boys will not just stop. I fuckingg hate that tribe. I only love their women

I don tire for this Igbo people . They just dey spoil our name . Later, some idiots will say they are developing our economy. Stupiid Igbo ppul

because their hands are not clean. Buhari don't rapour with impunity. Gbam

dechandel:
Go out more
Socialise
Be open
Learn to interact freely
Take care of your looks
What else??

Don't run around from one church to another seeking for divine assistance.

if they do all this things u listed, then they can't run from dickk

Now am loving this man. Good one. Let them know where they belong. Some igbos don dey call theirselves lagosian already

youngpol:
I do that everyday. My girl trips cos of the textmessages I send her daily. It really works

u are jobless then

I Swear this ppul dey craze.

Jonathan really messed up this country . See ordinary niger republic dey for Bruce lee. Dat desert country

This is d best I've read in my 10years of joining nairaland. Nice one though. I can't stop laughing

No be today na. D biggest yahoo business now na to be a pastor. Go ask anybody. Guys wise up. Me sef sey find way to open church. I need money badly

Rilamaka:
Just negodu nkapi.. oturu gbagbukwa gi. Anu mpama.

god purnish una . We go comot all of u for this Lagos. Bunch of idiots