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Please I want you guys to please help me with information about public universities still selling post Utme forms as at now.
Abeg ,I don't want to end up on nothing. .Will be happy if you Gus can help me out

Flashh:
[color=#225484]Lame and very boring jokes. [/color]

Try to appreciate my high
I bet if u can do half of what he did

Neyova:
There is nothing impossible for God to do bro! Just yesterday, I gained admission into aau ekpoma after 4years of trying.. Even after the first nd second list had been released. No runs! Not an indigene! I dnt just know how God did it.
Just have faith and keep praying bro
All will be well!

Thank you for the advice bro and I wish u sucess

As the year is gradually rolling to an End I have compiled artiste I think have impressed the audience not with Jargon but with quality lyrics,voice and melody
Below is my list
1. Simi
2.Praiz
3. Reekado Banks
4.Davido
5.Psquare
6.Falz the badt Guy
7.Iyanya
8. Adekunle Gold
9. Di'ja
10.Korede Bello
11.Rayce
12. Wande Coal
13.Darey
14.Timi Dakolo
15 MI Ababa
I know I have dissapointed most of you by not adding the likes of Olamide,Lil kesh ,CDQ ,Small doctor And others .But we talking Sane Artistes here
[b][/b]Feel free to add yours
Cc: lalasticlala

Am an AAUA aspirant seeking admission to the school
I got 228 in Jamb ,then 62 in putme yet the second list is out and I haven't been offered admission
The worst part is that people who didn't do well enough to my level self have gotten admission
Or is there any school in the west that I can still get their post utme form (not predegree ohh)
Genius in the house should pls advice me

How much for a session

This morning I got a message with the Bearer being JAMB telling me I have been offered admission into 1 Interlink Polytechnic Ijebu,Jesa Osun state
The funniest thing is am truly an admission seeker(into AAUA even though I passed very well but I haven't been offered admission) But Interlink Polytechnic was never my choice in the form I filled. The message even told me to call some certain numbers which I did but all to no avail .What baffled me most is that The bearer is not just any number but JAMB. And I checked Jamb site still nothing yet
Please how true is this message .Below is a screenshot to show you the message

mosjames:
Camon C8
You'd love it

Abeg no mind did guy ohh
Tecno shouldn't have attempted making 13mp camera
Imagine my cousin with C8 coming to beg for my J7 camera
I will advice u a Tecno J7 The earpiece will wow u.
Did I tell you it has a very good Camera too
Check one of my pics below

Nastydroid:
she is feeling another guy,someone she sees everyday.

xo aw do I persuade her to come see me or meet her or arrange a meeting ..if only uve seen dis babe u go know say she is not to be freed jus lyk dat

Nastydroid:
she is feeling another guy,someone she sees everyday.

xo aw do I persuade her to come see me or meet her

I don't see any Good song in this songs
Come to think of it
Dis are songs that are not Airplay worthy.
They don't pass good messages
They hardly fall into Any Genre of music
Immorality is taking over choi!!!
Anyway I would like to rescue my very own Falz the badt guy from d List. TRY PUTTING HIM IN A REASONABLE LIST NEXT TIME .U HEAR ME OP

xxxtedyxxx Baba I hail u for d 1derful topic *Gbayi*
I have this gyal on my whatsapp we were once close dat she can hardly go a day without chatting with me(even tho we've Never met face-2-face before)
Fast 4wrd to the beginning of Of this year I somehow lost it as this girl seem not to be feeling me again
We just got talking recently .But the problem is I want it to start afresh like we just met ..But I don't know how to go about it . It has just been "hello,hi " all dis while.

Carlcaresophia:
Hi OlufemiOAP, as for the problem you mentioned,you can take your phone to our Carlcare Service Center, our technicians there will try to help you with it. If you need us send your address and hotline of our service center, please let us know the city and state you are living in now. Thank you!

I live in Challenge,Ibadan Oyo state.

Techspecular:
Go to playstore, install Kingroot, root ur phone.

Go to playstore again download system cleanup by inteks

Delete pre loaded apps.

I have downloaded it but it is unable to remove malware like Engriks,Measure,MonkeyTest,Time service and mobileocr

Recently my Tecno J7 has been popping up on kind message like that "Unfortunately measure has stopped" and anytime it does my phone comes to a stand still meaning it will hang for like 2 mins
And please I won't forget to tell you it download apps and install them itself. Apps I didn't download or install myself. Thus, Consuming my data and all that
Please help me out Abeg. This J7 precious to me gann

xxxtedyxxx:
If u av any questions, u can also drop it.

na ur number I need

xxxtedyxxx:
Lols...thumbs Up bro
.Keep it Up

Give it up for Mr Tedy ..Pls can I have ur number I have personal issues to discuss with you

Good day Fellas,
I really need your help and advice. Monday didn't turn out to be my best of days when I did what I have never done before.
I have always heard about Tramadol Hydrochloride and that it gives you more energy when you take it.
So yesterday I bought Tramadol 100mg.I had no info about the drug in my hand .Got home and I took 2 tablets,After an Hour ,I became unconscious,I had nausea and all sort of severe weakness
Pls what can I do and can I still continue with Tramadol or I should stop.
Or am I experiencing this because it is my first time of taking it .
Doctors in the House should please help.

[i][/i]To be Sincere Yemi is not a Sm1 so talented like dat but you know aw 9ja entertainment works .The Person being celebrated today might be d 1 watching from d stands 2mao.
So Aunty Yemi Enjoy it while it last o jere

FriedPlantain:
She looks very ugly now.

Half of her sumptuous and enticing boobs are gone and her yansh is already looking average.


Friedplantain

Abeg aw many GB data dey ur brain ..?

llaykorn:
Olu, every one of those messages you send decrease her interest in you - if she had any - by some value. It's direct proportion; you thought it was inverse and that's where you got it all wrong. Women don't want men that are needy; they want men that are a bit of a challenge to own, you know what I mean? They want a man they can work for; they lose interest when you make things too easy for them.

Sincerely, I don't think the girl is into you. Besides, she had told you earlier that she had a boyfriend. Did she break-up with the boy for you? If she didn't then you're a side-chick bro, and only a few things in this calamitous world is worse than being a male side-chick. I'm a shy person too, and I know that crazy urge that overshadows the sight of every shy dude to hold on to the one we can find because we're scared we might never find another one, but I'll tell you that you still haven't found one yet and that not being in a relationship at all is better than being in one of this type.

And there's one big reason you shouldn't be in this relationship, and it's probably the biggest: a girl who can't show some appreciation when you do things for her is not deserving of your heart, bro.

No way to thank you Enuff for dis Advice ..I should have u as my Fiery God-Father on Nairaland.

Getting Yourself into Controversies of different kinds is one way Most Nigerian music stars have resorted to in other to keep them in Tune. Many even go to extent of Faking their own death (I hope skibbii doesn't see dis ohh).Just because they want to gain more Fame and increase their Fan Base
I know of Some, Who can't produce Meaningful Songs but can make Twitter or Instagram go gaga with Diss and Jabs they throw at other Colleagues .The female one will even Go half naked,Sometimes they tell you they are celebrating Their followers
But Some Artiste Have refused to Join these Crazy trend, Yet their Fans still Appreciate Them, because they give us want we want in the aspect of Music . Their Private life is never our Business because they Play their games as Mature minded Humans will do.More so Their style of Music is Different too.
So I have compiled a List of Artiste who I find noncontroversial in their Activities .The Artiste goes thus
1. Simi
2. Darey Art-Alade
3.Falz the Bad Guy
4.Shaydee
5.Praiz
6.Timi Dakolo
7.Dammy Keane
8.Adekunle Gold
9.Sound Sultan (legend)
10.2-face (used to be )
11.Banky W
12. Koker
13.Reekado Banks
[/b]FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS[b]
CC:Lalasticlala

Reporting from Ib City,
I thought we've heaved a sigh of Relief on Fuel Scarcity, When the new Administration came onboard.
But as am Writing This Report Sorry is the story for Us here in Ibadan. Since Three days now. it's Only 1 Filing Station that's dispensing to its customers in the whole of Challenge,Ibadan
Please I want other people in Other Areas,States to please Share their Views on this. What's the cause for this Tremendous Queues .I hope its not another Week of Hardship and Price Hike .

Remilekun101:
[size=16pt]If am not on the list then the op needs to be beheaded... am i not humble enough [/size]

With dis you just said, Ur humbleness knows no bound.

Dear Whiz(s)
Pls I have been looking for a way to download GTA 4 or 5 for my android But I just kept wasting data visiting irrelevant sites
I would want you guys to pls Shower me with reliable links to get this game. Or furthermore give me more info about it #G
#GtaAddict

Darus05:
ASSNEL STEP ON A VIPER TAIL,WE LL BOUNCE BACK.

So We beat una to d extent wey u no fit Spell Correctly anyway I won't allow u tarnish d name of The Club I have been a loyalist to for A Decade ..
It is ARSENAL not ASSNEL
SO GBO

I was doing my normal stuff ,looking at my news feed on Bbm.Then what I saw amazed me and I said to myself "What is This Music Industry awards turning too. The guys who churn out Meaningful music are overlooked for nominations and awards .But the One who corrupt our Young minds and Society are The ones with the highest nominations
No be say I dey hate,but this Award thing has to be Rebuilt
I know the Whiz around here will understand what am saying. But what do People like Simi,Bez,Praiz,Darey,Shaydee,SeyiShay and other Artiste that falls into their Category
Now my 1001 is The so-called Hiptv Awards,NEA and other prestigious awards here. Are they trying to Promote good music or Let Immorality eat into our Society
Pls I need your contributions on This ..

Jboynokiaphone:
i have tecno r7......and i brought it 32k.

cmon let's talk business add my bbm pin

Homguy:
you probably pestered her seriously or she said yes after feeling guilty about the money you sent her.
Years ago in the University, I had this church girl I was head over hills with. She was my fellowship member, so I started pestering her, sending texts, despite her telling me sh wants no commitment as she had a boy friend tho they weren't on good terms. I took her out every Sunday after fellowship and bought her gifts from my meagre pocket money. On the long run she agreed, but that was my worst relationship ever.

1. She never ever got jealous seeing me with other ladies(bad sign)
2. We couldn't hold hands in public, she would complain and take hers away.
3. We only kissed once.
4. I often begged her to send me love text messages throughout the 6months charade.
5. There wasn't WhatsApp or bbm then, so we never really chatted.
6. I had to beg her severely anytime I wanted to see her. More, I foolishly sent her credit every two days.

From that relationship, I learnt, its always a bad idea to start spending too much early on in a relationship. She has to prove self worth and commitment before you let your pockets open.(you can still take her out tho, but to low cost outings). Be sure she loves you, not your money, or the fact you are pestering.
Bro, give her time. Ignore her like she doesn't exist. Do not break off the relationship, however, disconnect all communication. In a few weeks she might still check on you, you should ignore that as well. Do not bother sending any cash again even credit. Don't try to buy her love,man. She would just eat you for fun.

Addendum: Need I mention that my ex of yester years came to stay over last weekend?, though engaged, she didn't lemme know until she was about leaving. Fact is, free her she might still come running back to you or not, doesn't matter. Just focus on life and get other ladies. Don't over spend too early bro. Toodles.

Sorry for the Epistle.

Bro am very grateful for ur Help
You don't need to be sorry .You just pulled me out of a cankerworm trap
I will be willing to have your contact
To talk to you Privately well

[quote author=Homguy post=38649881]you probably pestered her seriously or she said yes after feeling guilty about the money you sent her.
Years ago in the University, I had this church girl I was head over hills with. She was my fellowship member, so I started pestering her, sending texts, despite her telling me sh wants no commitment as she had a boy friend tho they weren't on good terms. I took her out every Sunday after fellowship and bought her gifts from my meagre pocket money. On the long run she agreed, but that was my worst relationship ever.

1. She never ever got jealous seeing me with other ladies(bad sign)
2. We couldn't hold hands in public, she would complain and take hers away.
3. We only kissed once.
4. I often begged her to send me love text messages throughout the 6months charade.
5. There wasn't WhatsApp or bbm then, so we never really chatted.
6. I had to beg her severely anytime I wanted to see her. More, I foolishly sent her credit every two days.

From that relationship, I learnt, its always a bad idea to start spending too much early on in a relationship. She has to prove self worth and commitment before you let your pockets open.(you can still take her out tho, but to low cost outings). Be sure she loves you, not your money, or the fact you are pestering.
Bro, give her time. Ignore her like she doesn't exist. Do not break off the relationship, however, disconnect all communication. In a few weeks she might still check on you, you should ignore that as well. Do not bother sending any cash again even credit. Don't try to buy her love,man. She would just eat you for fun.

Addendum: Need I mention that my ex of yester years came to stay over last weekend?, though engaged, she didn't lemme know until she was about leaving. Fact is, free her she might still come running back to you or not, doesn't matter. Just focus on life and get other ladies. Don't over spend too early bro. Toodles.

Sorry for the Epistle.
[/quote Bro am very grateful for ur Help
You don't need to be sorry .You just pulled me out of a cankerworm trap
I will be willing to have your contact
To talk to you Privately well

OlufemiOAP:
Pls is there anybody willing to swap a Tecno R7, PhantomZ mini or A Phantom Z for A 3months old Boom J7 in which I will add money to it
My Info Goes thus
Phone Nō : 09034723338
Location : Ibadan
BB Pin:56086877

Pls Serious Negotiators only