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It seems people actually dont feel comfortable seeing the EME Boss with the alleged balled head without an invitation or public announcement of him getting married.
An angry fan today on instagram told Banky to go get married, oooops.. was that an insult or just an advise?
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oluwamile:
it is scientifically proven that men reason well when they are in toilets..no jokes

No lies, I think that's the way it works... But am yet to find out why that little room helps in the reasoning of man

Hi, am in the library's toilet now and i cannot but share with you stuffs that has been fun to me just in the confine of this room...
Lot of students are in school with different aim and aspirations, which brings me to this... The doors of these library toilets are made of wood which allows stuffs to be writen on them, mind u am in the gents...
I wasn't really observant until i made use of my nokia torch light, and these stuffs were illuminated, they are inscriptions on the toilet doors and the seem to be a question and answer inscriptions, of which am sure it wasnt writen by just a person.. Let me quickly take you into this
1. I Wish i had a first class
Ans- you can never have even a 2-1 because you eat too much, more reasons you were in here
2.I Love you, you are the sugar in my tea
Ans- are u gay?
3. I'm a star
Ans- u mean all star?
4. I wish all my courses were cbt
Ans- olodo
5. God help me
Ans- so you people still pray in here, does that make sense?
6. With Jesus on my side, who can be against me?
Ans- satan

there are lot of these, i can't finish typing unless you want me to be a here again, but mind u, i want a first class too, so i gotta eat less...

@op, ure better off a mobile/tech analyst, and besides here is now a kind of exhibition ground abi? Or is today Nairalands trade fare?.

B4 i drop my piece 4 d op, i wanna shake ma head for ya'll that have made fun of d op, meanwhile lot of u find it so difficult to satisfy your partner in bed, and i know u are oblivious to the consequences , if not u wouldnt dare to make fun of him... Now @op, i salute u, 4 creating this thread, i c u as a young guy living to please the one he love... Hmmm the center of gravity, well b4 that , there's a reason y u wanna know where it is, if we think alike, then its because u wanna give her a great pleasure by stimulating her well, which could give her an orgasm or maybe not. Well this is a little thing u have to know, u can make her orgasm by stimulating her clitoris, i bet u know where that is, if not it outside her vagina and it looks like the lower end of ur ear covering the lid of her vagina, its so so sensitive and make it ur duty to make it feel important b4 sex, count dat as one of many steps to having a great sex...of course u can do d mouthy actions on it, if and only if u can... Nw d center of gravity, its in the vagina nt more than 2 inches away from the lid, its curved like an overturned fold in there, with some rough surface like that of the end of ur tongue along ur throat, to stimulate the center of gravity, be less concerned abt going deep with ur joystick, make her feel the groove... And please try to communicate with her, i know she wont tell u "guy u are not there" but u can simply tell her to say sum safety words when she doesnt like how u do it... We use pineapples just like kevin, and finally be adventious in bed, do more of positioning, i recommend doggy and her on top for fast orgasm and longer expulsion...happy experimentation

Guy, u've got to be kidding me, the story seems to be cooked up, hw did u know she had her period 6 days ago, i bet she didn't tell u dat, and abt the justice u did to the english assignment, u've just infected her with ur ill intelligence, and u even went far enough to bleep her without protection, aba u must be a maniac, well, i dont really blame u, ure being triggered by ur ego, u feel ure much beta dan dos who olosholize? Please dont dare to call urself an adult, ure just on the verge of being one... Just stand tall to ur mistake cos whatever the outcome would be is a product of ur stupidity... Start learning hw parenthood feels like.. . Happy hustling.

In recent time, several human slaughtering caves have been unveiled all around nigeria, today in Adekile area of ibadan, a cave where human being are being slaughtered like goats was discovered behind Olubadan grammer school, police have commenced investigation to make sure that these evil doers are brought to book.

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Ure not alone jare, me sef dey get additional orange coz of SAI BUHARI, i wonder how a so hated man in 2011 suddenly became a Hero, God has really casted crowns to lift his hands

I am so impressed by the courage and intelligence of my co-passenger on my way to ibadan, politics wasn't the topic in the bus not until we stumbled upon this bad road in ogbomosho, He said, the administration of Gov Ajimobi is great, but to my surprise he was criticized by other passengers ,so he flared up and started analysing how PDP have failed in passed government, which i reasoned along with him, and that Ajimobi is the only Governor Oyo had ever had, adding that people talk bad of him because he has no time for jambories, what brnught about Buhari in this issue? Knew you'll ask that, well, he continued his speech by saying, "the PDP chased the shadow leaving the substance behind" in campaign criticism towards the APC's, first it was about his health, and what has that got to do with the election, he went on by saying even if he dies after winning the election, the next in line would take on, which he said nobody wishes him death, secondly it was his certificate, "sheu shagari ruled Nigeria with a FORM2 qualificatin" was he crucified? He added that what shall it benefit a nation being ruled by a phd holder without significant growth? "Let him do it with the school sat", he said. He ended it by saying "i will vote for Buhari even if he has Ebola" and even hug him, cos i know its a right choice to make. hmmmmm, i was speechless, this man has really made up his mind, i dont think there is an end to his obsession with GMB... He left a quote which says "do not chase the SHADOW when you should chase the SUBSTANCE" ... Vote Right...........UNCLE FERRY REPORTING LIVE FROM IBADAN.

Hi people, i began to reminisce abt when we were kids and i felt like putting this up here, some butty may not xperience this, lets get it started.
When i was growing up, every festival seems to be a jackpot for me and my siblings as we would be given money by visitors and we do give them all to mother, but when the time comes to have back our money, she'd come up with these Godforsaken excuses,
1. Have you been feeding your self since u were born?
2. Did u buy ur school sandals your self?
3. What have i been using in paying your school fees?
4. The plates u broke, did u replace them?
5. Did u refund all the money u ever lost?
Kindly add urs if your childhood was like this.

@OP, for your wife to demand thank you 4rm u after every sex session, then you must really watch her closely, its nt something just one person get to do, she cant f+ck herself afterall, so why say thank u when u both enjoyed the stuff, perhaps you dont get to satisfy her enough maybe that makes her feel like shes doing u a favor by allowing u make luv to her.....

Jhayson:
hw can dah be unilorin wen d students are in uniform?

shii, thats business and social sciences students, bss, they got uniforms on just to get them prepared 4 d professional world.....u nw get?

These two are really confused, you cant eat your cake and have it, and most xpecially the so called okonjo wahala, you really think Nigerians are fools?, you got a phd from havard, but you re nothing to be compared to an undergraduate in the university, who is even deceiving you of being a brain box, you wont stop being that confused woman being used as a tool for destruction by the so called "i will do" 9ja boss. You people are so cruel and u dnt care about those people youre claiming to be your citizens. Mr soludo, hmmmmm, several failure also re traceable to ur path, now you truly know that you wont appreciate what u av until you lose it. Nw ure craving that attention which will never come through. NIGERIANS ARE NO FOOLS. Beware ooooo

SOURCE: http://oluferry..com/2015/02/caption-this-photo.html ....

Like a mountain?

Help me, i have an educated friend who doesnt even understand why he is madly in love with the so called PDP, all he says is that APC aint good, i took my time with him to realize that he has no insight of what APC is meant 4, i told him change nigga, but what did he say, he said they are just beautifying, taking oyo state as a case study, he complained about traders who are being sent off the road and building that were demolished, but i see that as no excuse, please help tell him PDP aint working towards any good all they do is say 'we will do'.

Enh, d'banj go broke, olorunmaje o, if u know dat oya snap ur fingers above ur head backwardly and say olorunmaje ooo. Eja Nla baba God cover u ojawe... You are on top of d world and d motherfucking niggas b like na only u?

SOURCE: http://speak4us..com/2015/01/why-you-never-dated-her-for-long-18.html
Am Francis and I write about Life+Style at http://speak4us..com and today am gonna be sharing with you reasons why your relationship with her never lasted long, which I titled “Why You Never Dated Her For Long”.

Let’s get it started……………

1: Because you are just fooling around and thank God for God for blessing your hustle, which made you find her, well power of love sha, but should that be love? Oh love you just said, I now get the type of guy you are, you play them, use them and dump them… how on earth can you date her for long

2: Because you fail to treat her right, when I say right you should understand that caring for her with all you’ve got has suddenly become a future impossible tense, you even tell your friends you can’t spend a dime for love, well maybe you are the very stingy type.
3: Because everyone you’ve seems not to be the best for you, “am a banker, how on earth should I date a fashion designer?” are you one of the people who say that? Just a question for you here what made you propose to her?
4: Because you work past the hands of time, yeah a workaholic, that what you are , sparing 2-3 minutes to say I called to say hi is like forcing a horse to the river.. That doesn’t make her feel she has someone who really care about her and take her to be important
5: Because you are not contented with what you have choosing and that makes you chase after girls on skimpy and leggings, why don’t you just think over it and give your girlfriend a better treat by surprising her take her to the boutique and buy her those things you like to see on other girls. Now to the ladies why don’t you just tell him he’s earning too low to keep you in vogue, cheating on him won’t only destroy what you are trying to build but also make you look like dirt, and you know everybody has got his good image protected, even if it’s not good you still want to keep it.
6: Because of your inferiority complex, she looks beautiful and endowed and you now feel like you’re not worth her, but it was all those edges and curves got you interested in her, most guys don’t date a girl because of love but because they got something to feed back on. And now that you got her you are now the one scared of losing her to another guy (a real man).
7: Because you are not patient and you talk too much, you want to impress a girl just on the first date so you think telling her every damn thing about you makes her fall in love and cling to you forever? Oh guy, you are joking, although most girls are carried away with that, but I tell you a visionary woman will never fall for that crap. And in the process of jam-talking you might definitely say what will make you lose her and never see her again. Women are like puzzle they make no meaning until they are being arranged, so guy, you’ve got to be patient in dealing with them. continue reading here >> http:///1BdG0f9 and please leave your comments both on nairaland and the linked site.

thanks @amdin , am so much honored to be on the front page, this would be my first post on fp... am so so so happy that finally the world can change the little brain and inspiration av got, i was also a victim of all av written but today am proud to call myself an upright 300 level studen... just because i accepted the defeat 100 offered me but stood on my feet for a change.. are you there and you have a story to tell the whole word or a write-up we can all learn from, yeah here is the chance you've been waiting for , for your voice to be heard, lets do it at http://speak4us..com thanks and God bless you.

Thankz guys 4 showing this thread sum luv, makes me wanna do more to connect to the people and make a better community 4 us all. Speak4Us is a new blog where i speak in the voice of the people, av got passion 4 doing this please show the blog some love and be an active reader. Thanks guys. http://speak4us..com

SOURCE: http://speak4us.com/speak4us..com/2015/01/reasons-why-students-fail-in-their.html

This is based on my experience and other information I gathered from some students in my school and around me, and I’ll be sharing it to ya’ll. Enjoy you read and please whatever needs fixing should be fixed.
1: Failure to set their priorities right: Most students find themselves in the university or college and tend to think live is just a straight road without setting goals or something to achieve, they just go to class just because when you are in school you must go to class, some don’t even go at all. Setting your priorities right means planning ahead of time, know what you are in for and how soon you can achieve your goals.
2: The type of company they keep: higher institution I a place where you will surely get to meet people of different background, ethnic group and belief, and it takes a bad type to know who is bad to keep up with. Being a fresher is not a crime, but most fresher won’t stop forming “NA WE DEY HERE”, yeah cos they wanna be heard about, and they tend to walk with people who can only get out of their lives without adding a pinch.
3: Over engagement: Hmmm, at this junction I have to clarify the difference between school and a worship place or a business arena, yeah we understand that fingers are not equal, reason why some student fend form them while all you do is just to put a call through to your dad or mum, but I’ve come to realize that studying and business might go together but not as expected, more so, some students have turned their worship place into a lecture room, they call it serving God brings perfection and success, but I,ll remind you now in case you forgot that your primary mission in school is to read well and graduate with something worth it.
4: Failure to understand yourself: well, you might ask what that mean, am gonna tell you, understanding yourself means knowing what exactly work for you, are you the type who takes a coffee before you can read, perhaps you can hardly read with candle, do you even read at night? , oh oh oh so you’ve been working against yourself just because bro Jack goes to night classes doesn’t mean he knows more than you do, I tell you now that I met lot of scholars in my first year who can’t do without clubbing every weekend, yet they are doing really well in their studies. So sit yourself down and understand your philosophy.
5: Social life: well, I can’t blame it all on facebook, IG, whatsapp even 2go, gosh this social media apps are just not gonna stop to make and mar people’s dreams, technology has so much grown in the last few years, students now connect with anybody anywhere in the world “the world is global” that you just said abi? Yeah but I still don’t get why you stick to your phone chatting and reading lots of gist while you should be in class or even writing a test, a Prof, sometime asked why students now fail woefully, a student whispered to my ears and said “there was no FB, IG and 2go in your time” I couldn’t help but laugh.
6: The extroverts: I don’t know how to categorize this well, but am gonna try to make you understand, gaining admission into higher institution is enough to call an achievement, but I tell you that’s just the beginning of your quest, in remember how many people I called during my first year just to tell them I gained admission, even people I don’t really talk to , I later thought over it and asked “why am I doing this” try to ask yourself the same question. Perhaps you are the type who can’t just keep your happiness to yourself, I dare you to start doing that now, who knows you might just get lucky to change
7: Lack of parental advice or care: This should be for the parents, you have done well to pay for her school fees but on the part of caring oooooops you have done woefully bad, when last did you call her to ask if everything was fine, when last did you even visit her in school, I tell you students change in a blink of an eye, don’t be afraid if she returns home acting all weird, yeah you caused it. Do you even call her to encourage her to press on and not to get tired, oh “no one was there to tell me all these” is what u keep saying, stand up and fix this aspect.
8: Misuse of freedom: Now you are in school and no one to say “hey Dave, wash those plates” hmmmmm, well you might be free indeed but how do you manage your freedom, playing video games when you ought to be in class, seeing a friend at 10pm or even smoking and drinking, it doesn’t help you a bit, try to fix that
9: Lack of Self-confidence: This is the major reason why student fail a lot, even after you’ve read every material expected of you, you still feel empty in the skull, it’s not because you are dull but because you have not built your self-confidence, are you the type that rehearse just a single sentence just to approach your lecturer to clarify something to you? You don’t need to, he’s not God and surely he started from somewhere too.
10: Lack of plan/procrastination: most student fail to plan, plan as I know it is a laid down schedule or protocol to observe at a particular point in time, do you even have time to construct a time-table of your own, do u keep those assignments in your bag when you should take them out and answer, saying it’s not yet time for submission, I’ll do it later. But we all know later might end up being submission day or even beyond that

SOURCE: http://speak4us..com/2015/01/reasons-why-students-fail-in-their.html

You can add yours, because am very sure you’ve got something to say.

Hi guys, we jumped into a discussion in my room just now and we popped into the word 'Maturity', but it seems i think in a different way,coz d last time i checked money or riches doesnt mean maturity. What's your take on this guys.

Hot or not?


: http://oluferry..com/2014/12/toolz-o-shows-off-her-perfect-hour.html

According to a breaking news report by Radio Continental this morning, an explosion rocked the Federal Prison in Ado- Ekiti in Ekiti state this morning. The report says many inmates escaped, some were recaptured.
source: http://oluferry..com/2014/12/explosion-rocks-federal-prison-in-ekiti.html

Unilorin's VC, Prof. Abdul Ganiyu Ambali is 57 today.. wishing him the long life and prosperity.
source: http://oluferry..com/2014/11/unilorins-vc-is-57-today.html

The article you are about to read is based on a true life story.
It was a clumsy Christmas time, it was so clumsy in Ilorin where I live on Decembers. People were travelling but couldn’t get a transportation channel, then a friend of mine who also drives a tricycle called me if I was gonna be interested in conveying people from Ilorin to lagos, saying each passenger is gonna pay me# 2500. I wowed cos that will be an automatic 7500 gain for me after buying the fuel. it was such a hard decision but I decided to make the trip.. so I fueled ma tricycle with a full tank which was about #2500 worth of fuel, carrying about 4 passengers with luggage.
We embarked on the journey, exactly 10:00am, it was a smooth drive from Ilorin down to Ogbomosho, but immediately we left Ogbomosho, the terrifying diary of a 65-year old man began. On our way to oyo lots of things happened that me myself can explain, I was being swayed trucks and other bigger vehicles, it got to a time I was walking on the pedestrians lane for more than 20 mins, of course my tricycle was new then so it really was moving fast but not comparable to other vehicles on the highway. I was shaking as I drive, cos the breeze was just to much for me even with my age. CONTINUE HERE>> http://oluferry..com/2014/11/i-drove-tricyclekeke-napep-from-ilorin.html