Deckylicious:
May Her Burnt soul RIP

Airforce1:
I almost succeeded in making this girl my girl friend in 2009 till David Mark came on board and blew up my chances.

Freiden:
2 FTC IN A ROW

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I feel so honoured to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has finally paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, First and foremost i would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next I would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friends Antonio(Silvertongue), Seun(Stamina), and my best friend Remmymerlin and also my NL crush, Debbywills, and my lovely bro Leyelanre for being really heavy, strong, and always there for me. I want to thank my friend Wisexool benni, for being really fat and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpol for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I would like to thank; Facebook , the fish I caught in SS1, the bulb in my room because I wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on Nairaland, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything you set your mind on. To all the people out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone. Thank you Nairaland. God bless you all.

chidamysy:
For this Post alone, You will make heaven

Heineken:
Very true... Am a graduate but no job. If not for my mum ehn I would have committed suicide. To even barb my hair na wahala.

cekhoe:
the worse thing anyone can do during this period is to be active on social media like BBM, instagram with Facebook being the worse, it will only make you more depressed seeing pictures of people doing things,and it just seems like you are wasting away, nice write up by the way

Dexnuel:
Hw can I send u some wen u aint includin ur email ad??also avin d test 2mao..

beewhy009:
Na how many I wn remember nw? Na silly silly memories o, bt fun nw tho... lols. Silly especially when u realise those gurls are far from ya league @ ds present moment.
* In Pry 4 when I gave a gurl 1 naira, my feeding allawee cuz she wn chop. D gurl yellow ehn. I don't know y yellow gurls ain't attractive to me again ds tym arnd...
* In J.S.S 2 when I excused a gurl to woo her and ended up taking permission every 5mins to go ask fr new ideas in wooing her frm my friends waiting fr me . D babe nw cn b lyk bread wey fall fr water... put her number fr blacklist when she rang me up one day
*Was so embarrassed when 1 babe wooed me & later told me I ain't man enough to not have seen how she has been flirting with me all d while . In front of her friend wey I gt crush on then, d babe go dy cm my ouse dy chop my food ehn, urgh. Went to d same school till Univ, she later cn become 1 of dose weedy babes fr skul( Hp u get). Stopped associating myself wt her when 1 guy bleep her when in dem boarding hostel while I was forming good boi. So painful, 1 day saw her smashing bottle on a guy's head while in d Univ. and was thanking my stars. D gurl try for love letters sha, she wrote me plenty stuffs b4 I realised na songs of Solomon b her inspiration and template
*Naso I lie to my papa say I wn buy sth fr skul cn use am buy Caprisonne and Card as a Val gift fr ds babe when in S.S. 2(1st ever gift to a gurl) ; bt na 1 guy she cn lyk pass me sha (disliked that guy ehn ), don't know y I so much lyk ds babe even till now. Wooed her fr over 4 yrs after school lyk say na my Univ degree b dat . I always feel d babe owe me sha...