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wht's bad in my joke?
im not married though not seaching because im tired of u guys' runs

wetin i see?nothing ooo o

A man was walking along the beach and found a
bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so
he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man
for letting him out. The genie said, "For your
kindness I will grant you one wish, but only one."
The man thought for a minute and said, "I have
always wanted to go to Hawaii but have never been
able to because I'm afraid of flying and ships
make me claustrophobic and ill. So, I wish for a
road to be built from here to Hawaii."

The genie thought for a few minutes and said, "No,
I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the
work involved with the pilings needed to hold up
the highway and how deep they would have to be to
reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the
pavement that would be needed. No, that's just too
much to ask."

The man thought for a minute and then told the
genie, "There is one other thing that I have
always wanted. I would like to be able to
understand women. What makes them laugh and cry,
why are they temperamental, why are they so
difficult to get along with?  Basically, what
makes them tick?"

The genie considered for a few minutes and said,
"So, do you want two lanes or four?"

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives , they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while , the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk , and says to him , 'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.' The blind man replies , 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick , we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up!!!

naija !!una no dey 4gv and 4get

kronkykay:
make una no vex sha. . . . na de joke cause am. . .

na real wah!

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female.why?

A young boy asks his Priest if God is a man or a
woman. The Priest decides to tease the boy and
answers that God is both.

The boy then asks if God is black or white. Again
the answer is both.

Next question, is God gay or straight. Once more
the answer is both.

The boy then asks "Father, is Michael Jackson
God?"

who says?

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@poster
iam

i like d guy and his music no be small