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a girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" * * * * * * * * * The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. * * * * * * * * * A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. * * * * * * * * * 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. * * * * * * * * * Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." * * * * * * * * The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." |
why 9/11 could never happen in nigeria, This is completely hilarious. After the tragedy of 9/11 in the States, the following conversation took place between an interviewer and a Nigerian political aspirant. Interviewer: What will happen if Nigeria is attacked? Political Aspirant: What will happen if Nigeria is attacked? Well , if that happens, there can be no comparison. That is because in Nigeria we are much better prepared for these kinds of attacks, given the following reasons: - We do not construct exaggerated elevated buildings. - We all get on the job late in the morning, therefore, at 8.45am there won't be sufficient people to kill. - Fire fighters and police officers will do their utmost not to get to the spot in time. They will reach there just when everything is over, so there will be no casualties among them. - The Nigeria airways would surely have fouled up the terrorist's plans by being delayed again, and of course loosing the luggage - containing the bombs. - A Nigerian would not have used his cell phone to call home. He would've hit the terrorist with it over the head. - If a terrorist was living for one year in Nigeria (Oshodi), he would've been robbed and molested so many times and would've given up and gone back home long time ago. - In Nigeria the terrorists would not have gotten the flight manual, cuz there is none. - In Nigeria "Egbe" (juju) go don make all the passengers disappear before the thing hit Mushin or Ajegunle You see, in Nigeria we are well prepare |
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Its hard to tell when a guy loves a girl coz their intentions r never clear. So guys what do u do when u actually love agirl ![]() |
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Some guyz PREFER younger women as much as girlz like older guys. So why do guys like younger girls ![]() |
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Q: What is the difference between men and puppies? A: Puppies grow up. Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? A: Because they are, Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles? A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? A: Who cares??, Q: What did God say after he created man? A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!. Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ? A: I don't know, I've never seen either. Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? A: i) no mind ii) no business Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions . Q: What is the difference between men and pigs? A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink, Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving. Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? A: Exchange him!! Q: Why do men like smart women? A: Opposites attract. |
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my people tell me what would u do? would u 4give your bestfriend and your partner? what would your reaction be to d matter? sincere answers plss |
McDoe:wht's ds?am i gettg paid 4 posting on n/l?wht's dt got 2 do wt ds post? grow up mcdoe ![]() |
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McDoe:im not suprised at u.nairaland admin should get rid of ur kind of being FROM nairaland u r a MINOR & IMMATURE. [/color][color=#990000]U LACK ETTIQUET |
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u dont need 2 direct me anywhere.if u hv nothg 2 post,get d hell outta here. pple join nairaland everyday,wht r we then sayg, |
Bobbyaf:really? |



