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PERVERT9:
apart from making you feel younger,young girls go extra miles behind close door to make men happy,they scream,bite,moan,shout and give you fresh{screened}blood,they want to experiment crazy styles,unlike most old ladies that lie do
wn like log of woods or just fake it to give the impression that they too still dey in the league

exactly.which one u dey now?

i met 2 pple but 1 is bad news

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me 2

big mouth

still laughing

fear wetin?

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rednow:
length or size no matter - na how you sabi use am nahin be the real thing; whether hin long short or waatifa, its all about the  techique coupled with mission accomplished and satisfaction guaranteed;  naimean wink wink ,

me used 2 think like dt until i found out dt mere looking at d turgidity of dt thick and short ''thing'' can make me crazy.

Q. What did President Clinton say to Monica?

A. haba monica , I asked you to lick my erection, NOT
wreck my election!

A teacher was working with a group of children,
trying to broaden their horizons through sensory
perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavor
candies and told the kids to close their eyes and
taste each flavor. The kids easily identified the
taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the
teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavors, they
were all stumped.

"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher, "It's
something your mommy and daddy probably call each
other all the time."

Instantly one of the kids coughed his onto the
floor and shouted, "Quick, spit them out - they're
assholes!"

A teacher was working with a group of children,
trying to broaden their horizons through sensory
perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavor
candies and told the kids to close their eyes and
taste each flavor. The kids easily identified the
taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the
teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavors, they
were all stumped.

"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher, "It's
something your mommy and daddy probably call each
other all the time."

Instantly one of the kids coughed his onto the
floor and shouted, "Quick, spit them out - they're
assholes!"

Why do so many women fake orgasm?







Because so many men fake pre-intimacy.

yes

answer am now

d shotta d thicker but d longer d merrier,

An old cowboy - dressed to kill with cowboy shirt,
hat, jeans, spurs and chaps - went to a bar and
ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his
whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

After she ordered her drink she turned to the
cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"

To which he replied, "Well, I've spent my whole
life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses,
mending fences, so I guess I am."

After a short while he asked her what she was.
She replied, "I've never been on a ranch. I am a
lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about
women. I get up in the morning thinking of women,
when I eat, shower, watch TV - everything makes me
think of women."

A short while later she left, and the cowboy
ordered another drink.

A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you
a real cowboy?"

"I always thought I was," he answered, "but I just
found out that I'm a lesbian."

What are three things woman can do that men
can’t?

First: we can give milk without eating grass.
Second: we can bleed a week without dying.
Third : we can bury a bone without digging