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Romance / Re: What Married Men Are Going Through In Marriage by olusd(m): 9:32am On Apr 14
I didn't tell you not to marry o! I only posted some funny quotes.
Ikwerelastborn:

So after telling us not to marry you went and got yourself a vag!na undecided
Romance / Re: What Married Men Are Going Through In Marriage by olusd(m): 7:52am On Apr 08
olusd:

I remember this write-ups and couldn't just control my laughter.
I remembered when i posted this and thank God, now, I'm happily married to the best woman.
Once you marry your own wife, you will live happily and healthy.
Nairaland / General / Breaking News: OPC National Leader, Frederick Fasehun is Dead by olusd(m): 1:07pm On Dec 01, 2018
BREAKING: OPC National Leader, Frederick Fasehun is Dead
A family source who pleaded anonymity confirm to NIGERIAN CABLE NEWS ONLINE that the Ondo born Nigerian medical doctor and global figure died on Friday night.

Our source added that he died at the Lagos University Teaching Hospital in Ikeja after a brief illness.

Frederick Fasehun was 80 years old.



Fasehun was a front line mobilizer against the annulment of the mandate of Chief Moshood Kashimawo Olawale Abiola, a Yoruba who won the presidential election of 12 June 1993 but was barred from office.

Fasehun was imprisoned for 19 months from December 1996 to June 1998 during the military rule of Sani Abacha.
https://www.nigeriancablenewsonline.com/metro/breaking-opc-national-leader-frederick-fasehun-is-dead/

TV/Movies / Re: If You Watched This Programs Back Then And You Are Not Married, Then... by olusd(m): 5:18pm On Mar 18, 2018
obonujoker:
Lol....I nova marry yet o.... still a virgin too....
kiss
For your mind abi?
TV/Movies / Re: If You Watched This Programs Back Then And You Are Not Married, Then... by olusd(m): 10:49am On Mar 18, 2018
But seriously, what are you all waiting for?
No time o! When children of now don born like two at the age of 20. shocked
TV/Movies / Re: If You Watched This Programs Back Then And You Are Not Married, Then... by olusd(m): 4:35pm On Mar 17, 2018
imiski:
I watcged most of them and i am not married come and kill me grin grin grin
grin seriously, you need to get married o or you are still doing Playboy
TV/Movies / Re: If You Watched This Programs Back Then And You Are Not Married, Then... by olusd(m): 4:29pm On Mar 17, 2018
#17. Fat dog mendoza

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TV/Movies / Re: If You Watched This Programs Back Then And You Are Not Married, Then... by olusd(m): 4:27pm On Mar 17, 2018
#16. Yogi bear

TV/Movies / Re: If You Watched This Programs Back Then And You Are Not Married, Then... by olusd(m): 4:27pm On Mar 17, 2018
#15. Dexter laboratory or what's the name of the cartoon self? I can only remember the guy is Dexter

TV/Movies / Re: If You Watched This Programs Back Then And You Are Not Married, Then... by olusd(m): 4:25pm On Mar 17, 2018
#14. Johnny bravo.
I dislike this johnny bravo for one thing. "Only girls can beat him. If you are a guy and you are as big as anything, he'll bring you down."

TV/Movies / Re: If You Watched This Programs Back Then And You Are Not Married, Then... by olusd(m): 4:22pm On Mar 17, 2018
#13. Magic school bus

TV/Movies / Re: If You Watched This Programs Back Then And You Are Not Married, Then... by olusd(m): 4:21pm On Mar 17, 2018
#12. Biker mice from mars

TV/Movies / Re: If You Watched This Programs Back Then And You Are Not Married, Then... by olusd(m): 4:19pm On Mar 17, 2018
#11. Ghost busters

TV/Movies / Re: If You Watched This Programs Back Then And You Are Not Married, Then... by olusd(m): 4:18pm On Mar 17, 2018
#10. Felix the cat

TV/Movies / Re: If You Watched This Programs Back Then And You Are Not Married, Then... by olusd(m): 4:18pm On Mar 17, 2018
#9. The mask

TV/Movies / Re: If You Watched This Programs Back Then And You Are Not Married, Then... by olusd(m): 4:17pm On Mar 17, 2018
#8. Casper the friendly ghost.

TV/Movies / Re: If You Watched This Programs Back Then And You Are Not Married, Then... by olusd(m): 4:15pm On Mar 17, 2018
#7. Rentaghost.
This is a funny series program then of some wizard friends who will look for trouble and disappear into the thin air leaving one of their friend behind who's not so perfect at disappearing.

TV/Movies / Re: If You Watched This Programs Back Then And You Are Not Married, Then... by olusd(m): 4:10pm On Mar 17, 2018
#6. Super Force.
The action police force who saves the day when no one could rescue the city

TV/Movies / Re: If You Watched This Programs Back Then And You Are Not Married, Then... by olusd(m): 4:08pm On Mar 17, 2018
#5. Sport Billy.
I love this cartoon so much then. I always dream to have that his bag that contains all sort of things he needs to help him in times of trouble.

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TV/Movies / Re: If You Watched This Programs Back Then And You Are Not Married, Then... by olusd(m): 4:05pm On Mar 17, 2018
#4. Thundercats

TV/Movies / Re: If You Watched This Programs Back Then And You Are Not Married, Then... by olusd(m): 4:04pm On Mar 17, 2018
#3. Superted

TV/Movies / Re: If You Watched This Programs Back Then And You Are Not Married, Then... by olusd(m): 4:03pm On Mar 17, 2018
#2. Space ghost

TV/Movies / If You Watched This Programs Back Then And You Are Not Married, Then... by olusd(m): 4:02pm On Mar 17, 2018
#1. Voltron.
Any one who watched this cartoon back then should be having like two kids by now. angry

Romance / Re: Say Something Nice About Your Ex by olusd(m): 11:50pm On Sep 29, 2017
belindar:

You see your life, you ought to have done the necessary findings before being committed.
Just because all you want is sex will never allow you to do the necessary thing right from the beginning.
Hey! Think right b4 u start quoting someone. What do u take me for? Do you think I look like someone who sleeps around anything on skirt? Why personalizing ur comment on me?
Romance / Re: Say Something Nice About Your Ex by olusd(m): 12:18pm On Sep 26, 2017
belindar:
If he or she is good, she will not be your EX.
U are wrong. Genotype may allow u not to be together and also, religion

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Romance / Re: Say Something Nice About Your Ex by olusd(m): 12:15pm On Sep 26, 2017
summerflame90:
I won't t wish a liar and a serial cheat a good and happy ending.. My Ex, may you die of thunderbolt and may you never find happiness in your life kemi..... The bastardized slowpoke can sleep around for world record and charity..
Chai! Wetin happen na? That's too much
Romance / Re: What Married Men Are Going Through In Marriage by olusd(m): 8:43am On Aug 02, 2017
olusd:
Do you want to get married to a good wife and live happily?
Sadly, not up to even 9% of men have a wife they are truly proud of, in and out. Do you know that, it is better to be single than married?
Most men who are not married will never agree with this until they end up with a wife. In most cases a wife becomes your 'enemy' who you don't have a choice but to sleep with.
REALITY! Don't be scared, keep calm and read what
some great men have to say about their wives:

If a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~By Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay
together.
~By Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
~By Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them.
~By Mike Tyson

The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?
~By George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some
paragraphs with me.
~By Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. Well, we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays."
~By George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two
years."
~By Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
~By Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t. The third gave me more
children!"
~By Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, don't prove it.
~By Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
~By Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
~By David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met...
[no more happiness but drama]
~By Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when SHE IS THE ONE WHO IS wrong.
~By Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where you sleep with your enemy.
~By Tommy Lee

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
~ By Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first?” Husband replies,
“That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
~By David Letterman

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes some serious stress!
~By Jay Leno

"The reason why wives live longer is because they don't
have a Wife"
~By Brandon Breeze.

Nothing much to add, if you refuse to listen to that
admonition; better to be single than to be married, and you go ahead to get married, you have to carry the cross, no matter how heavy. #RealLife
www.olufamous.com/2016/07/revealed-what-married-men-are-going.html?m=1
I remember this write-ups and couldn't just control my laughter.
Health / Re: Breakimg Sad News by olusd(m): 11:17pm On May 14, 2017
Pls, how true is this?
I pray it's not true.
Politics / Re: Betty Akeredolu's Gift To Children In Ondo State (Photos) by olusd(m): 4:23pm On Mar 22, 2017
oyb:
Robbing peter to dash Paul
Your husband is owing over 20 billion in salaries.


I don't think u know what u are talking about. Wake up from ur slumber. How is it possible for a Governor that was sworn in this year owe #20 billion in salaries?
For ur information, if u don't know, Akeredolu promised to use his own salary to make up d debt of Mimiko.
Don't just say what u don't know.

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Car Talk / Re: Third Party Insurance. What Does It Cover? by olusd(m): 7:10am On Feb 15, 2017
koksybrown:
They say ignorance is a disease and i hate disease with passion. I ran into a Brandnew 2017 Ford Focus carefully parked on the road side. cry Now i and the owner are at Coscharis to fix it. The bill is something.
What does my Third Party Insurance Cover? Someone should pls help me and others out here.


cc: lalasticlala

If the 3rd party you did is valid, you have a cover to tune of #500,000.
I hope u took the picture of the accident? Go to the insurance company and process your claim.
Politics / Re: Nairalander #STANDINGWITHNIGERIA, One Man Sqaud Way by olusd(m): 12:25pm On Feb 06, 2017
Where exactly are u so I can join u. From there, we'll pull crowd. grin

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