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Crysthaniel:
I just ordered this #1 cut deal right now

I will update afterwards the process

We are now in February 2026 and no news from you yet.🤣

Ganicus676:
During my last paper, I finished first, submitted and went straight home, nobody even know say I don finish school..

I did same. Some students were waiting to pour water on me not knowing that I was in my room busy sleeping🤣🤣🤣

Hello! Please, how where you able to download the Guarantor's form? I have tried but still couldn't get to see where to download it.

AsaChuky:
I have the guarantor's form for the international passport

This man needs to be stoned to coma. �

I didn't tell you not to marry o! I only posted some funny quotes.

Ikwerelastborn:
So after telling us not to marry you went and got yourself a vag!na

olusd:
I remember this write-ups and couldn't just control my laughter.

I remembered when i posted this and thank God, now, I'm happily married to the best woman.
Once you marry your own wife, you will live happily and healthy.

BREAKING: OPC National Leader, Frederick Fasehun is Dead
A family source who pleaded anonymity confirm to NIGERIAN CABLE NEWS ONLINE that the Ondo born Nigerian medical doctor and global figure died on Friday night.

Our source added that he died at the Lagos University Teaching Hospital in Ikeja after a brief illness.

Frederick Fasehun was 80 years old.



Fasehun was a front line mobilizer against the annulment of the mandate of Chief Moshood Kashimawo Olawale Abiola, a Yoruba who won the presidential election of 12 June 1993 but was barred from office.

Fasehun was imprisoned for 19 months from December 1996 to June 1998 during the military rule of Sani Abacha.
https://www.nigeriancablenewsonline.com/metro/breaking-opc-national-leader-frederick-fasehun-is-dead/

obonujoker:
Lol....I nova marry yet o.... still a virgin too....

For your mind abi?

But seriously, what are you all waiting for?
No time o! When children of now don born like two at the age of 20.

imiski:
I watcged most of them and i am not married come and kill me

seriously, you need to get married o or you are still doing Playboy

#17. Fat dog mendoza

#16. Yogi bear

#15. Dexter laboratory or what's the name of the cartoon self? I can only remember the guy is Dexter

#14. Johnny bravo.
I dislike this johnny bravo for one thing. "Only girls can beat him. If you are a guy and you are as big as anything, he'll bring you down."

#13. Magic school bus

#12. Biker mice from mars

#11. Ghost busters

#10. Felix the cat

#9. The mask

#8. Casper the friendly ghost.

#7. Rentaghost.
This is a funny series program then of some wizard friends who will look for trouble and disappear into the thin air leaving one of their friend behind who's not so perfect at disappearing.

#6. Super Force.
The action police force who saves the day when no one could rescue the city

#5. Sport Billy.
I love this cartoon so much then. I always dream to have that his bag that contains all sort of things he needs to help him in times of trouble.

#4. Thundercats

#3. Superted

#2. Space ghost

#1. Voltron.
Any one who watched this cartoon back then should be having like two kids by now.

belindar:
You see your life, you ought to have done the necessary findings before being committed.
Just because all you want is sex will never allow you to do the necessary thing right from the beginning.

Hey! Think right b4 u start quoting someone. What do u take me for? Do you think I look like someone who sleeps around anything on skirt? Why personalizing ur comment on me?

belindar:
If he or she is good, she will not be your EX.

U are wrong. Genotype may allow u not to be together and also, religion

summerflame90:
I won't t wish a liar and a serial cheat a good and happy ending.. My Ex, may you die of thunderbolt and may you never find happiness in your life kemi..... The bastardized slowpoke can sleep around for world record and charity..

Chai! Wetin happen na? That's too much

olusd:
Do you want to get married to a good wife and live happily?
Sadly, not up to even 9% of men have a wife they are truly proud of, in and out. Do you know that, it is better to be single than married?
Most men who are not married will never agree with this until they end up with a wife. In most cases a wife becomes your 'enemy' who you don't have a choice but to sleep with.
REALITY! Don't be scared, keep calm and read what
some great men have to say about their wives:

If a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~By Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay
together.
~By Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
~By Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them.
~By Mike Tyson

The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?
~By George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some
paragraphs with me.
~By Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. Well, we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays."
~By George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two
years."
~By Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
~By Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t. The third gave me more
children!"
~By Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, don't prove it.
~By Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
~By Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
~By David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met...
[no more happiness but drama]
~By Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when SHE IS THE ONE WHO IS wrong.
~By Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where you sleep with your enemy.
~By Tommy Lee

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
~ By Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first?” Husband replies,
“That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
~By David Letterman

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes some serious stress!
~By Jay Leno

"The reason why wives live longer is because they don't
have a Wife"
~By Brandon Breeze.

Nothing much to add, if you refuse to listen to that
admonition; better to be single than to be married, and you go ahead to get married, you have to carry the cross, no matter how heavy. #RealLife
www.olufamous.com/2016/07/revealed-what-married-men-are-going.html?m=1

I remember this write-ups and couldn't just control my laughter.