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Congratz guyz!
Neyoor av bn tryn ur number since n itz nt bn going, aw far?

Complimentz 2 u guys,
Aw una dey?
Neyoor n odaz, weldone 2 y'all,
I actually heard 4rm a lecturer in my dept dat cum January 2012, d list wil be out, so u jst get ready 4 Fufu villa!
I dnt knw d specific day it'l be released buh datz wah i hrd wt my ears!
ALL MUST BE WELL!

Neyoor, it seems our matric has bn postponed till December 13th o!
I've bn hearing d news 4rm many stdntz in schl.
They said itz coz dey stil wana admit more stdntz, bt they'v uploaded d names 2day.

Supplementary list is out, am 100% sure coz i confirmed it from COMSIT ds afternoon, go check ur status again if it was pending, gudluck.

I dnt think itz a gud thng filling d form on ur phone coz u av 2 download n print ur LGA form n ur application form after submitting it online!
@Neyoor, wetin happen nau?
Hope u'r thru wt d reg cos i'v bn helpin people 2 fill theirs in a cafè in unilorin n it has never given me any prob/delay.

Harjibode:
This is to inform all returning students that academic activities resume on October 4th, 2012. Returning students are to visit their Portals for details on Good Standing and registration

It's 2011 n not 2012 bro!

Hey Guys, na so Unilorin go dey release different categories of lists!

Was she a rems student?
Cos post jamb is just a formalty for rems students, d main thing is d rems exams n 180 &above in Jamb, many rems stdnts who passed jamb n rems exams buh scored below even 40 in postjamb were offered admssn n i have a close frnd who scored 254 in jamb, 63 in postjamb bt failed rems exams n her admission is pending, she went 2pple in admssns office n senate building for help and after checking d rems exams database she ws told she faild rems exam n cant b admtted, U can imagine!
Na so admssn dey be sumtyms o, dats y i'm askin if d Osuji girl ws a remite, buh if she wasn't, God dey o!

ednut1:
look at dis fool, did i tasi u, every1 is entitled to his opinion, because u cnt gt admitted u c.um dy transfa agro, i pray u rot at home. Idiota

[b][/b]Ednut!
Let God do unto u wat pleases hm &wat u deserve for posting such evil words 2a fellow human being!
I won't say more than that, and who told yhu i'm still seeking admission?
I reverse ur statement of rotting @home 2u cos dat wil neva be my portion,

samquad:
@ednut,aw could u rubbish a course lyk dat?i used to tink dat u are wel informd ,bt men,u fall my hand. Wat give u d assurance say u go first me wey i dey d dept get work? Anyaw na your opinion sha. May b u dont know wat History & Inter.Studies involves. I sugest u go 4 orientation cos me i see every bsc holder wt gud grade as standin a fair chance for employment.

[b][/b]Abeg mai broda help me tell d mumu o!
He doesn't know wat he's saying!
Na only 2dey jabo anyhow on Nairaland dem know! They jst cum here n post nonsense as if they're in Unilorin Postgraduate schoo Lyk say we no get graduates as siblings, He thinks every 1 here is a dummy lyk hm! (Hisses)

ednut1:
. U beta grab it guy, nd there is job prospect in finance dn
international bu.lsh.it. And u cn change 4rm finance o, if u hv maths,english,econs,govt, comm or account,precipitate to unilorin, 4 yrs no strike. @computa science guy i ws told also in 08 dt unilorin wnt take me wit 2nd choice, bt wit 255, 76 nd 5 distinction 2 c 1e, i saw ma name on 1st list to shame dm

Ednut U!
I took u 4 a human being bt u'v proven me wrong!
Hw culd u call mai course dat i luv wt passion International bullshit!
And who says its graduates dnt get gud jobs?
U no try o!
And Stop making d pending ones feel lyk hanging themselves!
Abi na wetin sef? HABA SMALL SMALL NAU!

@Saintdix, congrats o mai broda!
@Bammy, dnt mind doz akokaites, its a free world nau, any1 can choose whatever he wants! Ba wahala!
@Olokun, hmmnn, so u dey here! Thanks bro, even though u rlly made a lot of money 4rm us in fufu, #20 per photocopy! U try gan!@ pending candidates, There's nutting God can't do o!
Dnt lose hope, ALL WILL BE WELL!
@ d admitted ones, Abeg hold ur thing wella o!
It happend 2me b4 n dat's y i dey tel una, i ws offerd Geography 2yrs ago n printed it on net buh wen i went 4clearance they culdn't find my name o!
I went back 2 cafe 2check, i almost cried mai eyes out n i wasn't evn d only 1 affectd n dat's y i had 2go in thru rems buh i thank BABA GOD 2day dat i'm a bonafide International relations student of d BETTER BY FAR University!
I hope u got dat?
All d best mai luvly pple!
a bonafide International relations student of d BETTER BY FAR University!
I hope u got dat?
All d best mai luvly pple!

Thanks 2 God!
MY PAPA 85MILLION NO WASTE O!
Bammy na wa o!
U no even fit call me ur wife, anyway congrats mai darling n/land hubby, lol.
C u in Tanke!

Bakr_abas:
@sheyi i hope all those 150 meet up wit 180 jamb national cutt-off.80million no be small lalas

[/b]Bakrabass! In fact t'wasnt funny o! Many rems stdnts scored less dan 180 ds yr n it's so heartbreaking buh i dnt knw wat'l happen 2 doz set of pple o!

bammy2050:
@seyi u talk am and u don do am ;

[b] Bammy, abi nau! D guy pushed mi 2d wall ni!

Cardyjah:
@sheeyi mey u no peep, Surprise u didn't write so much

[b][/b] Cardyjah, me dnt get yhu o!
Hope u'r enjoyn ur hols?
Can't wait tew be back in Ilorin nxt session, d hols don tire mai ass! Lolz.

CHECK THIS NOW!!!!!!!! http://www.unilorin.edu.ng/index.php/unilorin-news/179-unilorin-news/1831-20112012-admissions

Pls aw did u guys check d results?
Tot it'll be sent 2d mail box provided, my sis has nt bn able 2check hers n it's nt in her mail, pls tel me sumthn!

Pple av startd checking their results o!
Rems stdnts' post utme results are yet 2b releasd o!
Uniiyonu ki lo n fuckin' worry yin nau?

Anything 4u guys, U're all welcome k?
Actually d questns were so simple that i spent jst 16mins out of d 30 mins given n usd d remaining mins 2 write down d questns!
These r more of d questns!
Which country ws first 2win d FIFA world cup?
Who ws d first ceremonial president of Nigeria?
Probitas doctrina is applicable to
a)Unilag b)Ahmadu Bello Uni
c)Unilorin d)Unijos

What is d name of Unilorin's immediate past VC?

Gold can be found where? A)Lagos b)Abuja c)Ilesha d)Osun

where among dis states can Tin be found?
A)Ogun b)Nassarawa c)Jos d)Zaria

Also treat probability & simple interest & other Logical questns!
Wish u all da best!
L8a!

Guys u'r all welcome!
I'll send more 2mao wen i get 'em 4rm mai frnds k?
Saintdix hi, didn't even c u thruout d exams! Sure u'r gud hmnn?
Gud9te ya'll, 2mao!

Synonyms, antonyms & meanings of Treacherous, underscores,hoarse, derailed, dissemminate, pilgrimage, take-off, aquarium, retreat,etc. Jst read ur dictionary.

Idiomatic expressions
Question tags
Spellings: mass communication, errors of ommission, abattoir, rectify, amalgamation, celebration,etc. Ur dictionary wuld rlly help ok?
Abbreviations; INEC, EFCC, SSCE, WAEC, ICT, PENGASSAN, GSM,etc.
Who named Abuja?
Wio ws d first man 2 operate/control an aircraft?
Who ws d first female Nigerian 2ride a car?
Hw many colours hav d Nigerian flag?
A)3 b)4 c)2 and a half d)2
Which country ws first to win d FIFA world cup?

Sorry i mean 30mins 4 60 questns nt 6!
Lord Lugard became d 1st gov general in wot yr? A)1911 b)1912 c)1913 d)1914

Arrange dis according 2 their increasing order.
A)LGA--village--state--ward
b)village-ward-LGA-state
c)state-ward-LGA-village
d)state-LGA-ward-village
Who introducd NYSC scheme?
What is d correct &ful meaning of NYSC?
The line dat cuts d circle into 2parts is?
A)radius b)segment
c)diameter d)circumference
Who heads& directs affairs of senate?
A)senate director general
b)speaker of senate
c)senate majority leader
d)senate president
Which of dis gives energy?
a)water
b)mineral salts
c)carbohydrate
d)protein

Sorry i mean 30mins 4 60 questns nt 6!
Lord Lugard became d 1st gov general in wot yr? A)1911 b)1912 c)1913 d)1914

Arrange dis according 2 their increasing order.
A)LGA--village--state--ward
b)village-ward-LGA-state
c)state-ward-LGA-village
d)state-LGA-ward-village
Who introducd NYSC scheme?
What is d correct &ful meaning of NYSC?
The line dat cuts d circle into 2parts is?
A)radius b)segment
c)diameter d)circumference
Who heads& directs affairs of senate?
A)senate director general
b)speaker of senate
c)senate majority leader
d)senate president
Which of dis gives energy?
a)water
b)mineral salts
c)carbohydrate
d)protein

Hi y'all, it was painful last 9te cos i tried 2post d questns here bt culdn't, maybe cos it ws 2large n b4 i knew it, everythng wiped off 4rm my phone screen.
Let me jst go straight 2d points.
D questns consist mosty of English, then some of current affairs, maths n logical/intellectual questns and we were givn 30 mins for 6
questns.e.g:
A car travels 56km using 8ltrs of petrol, what distance wil it travel wt 1 ltr of petrol? a)78km b)91km c)104km d)117km

A man buys a house
for #1,800, receivd
#360 as rent for a yr. What is d ratio of d annual rent to d purchase price?
A)1:4 b)1:2 c)1:5 d)2:1
If 2books cost #2,200. Hw much wil 12 of such bks cost? A)#28,400 b)#13,200 c)12,300 d)#42,800
Some mnths hav 30days, some 31 days, how many mnths have 28 days?
50 blocks were producd frm 5kg of cement. If 40 blocks are usd daily, hw many blocks wuld be producd in 5days?

Una dey try wella 4 here o!
Bammy dear, weldone jare, exams on mai mind 4nau, thanks 4 ur best wishes in our 4thcumin rems exams, l8a.

Yeah its true! D screening advert has bn pasted on d Unilorin Current Bulletin, Rems exams will commence 4rm 25th to 29th, keep preparing 4 d screening!
All d best guys!

Bakr_Abas, yes we're stil submitting d results in fufu, it closed yesterday but it has been extended till next week again because more than half of us have nt submitted it.
Are u clear?

Gud mawnin y'all!
Wow! Dis is great! I mean really great!
Never knew dis page has gone this far,
I really commend u guys, y'all are wonderful,
I'm a present remedial stdnt, Nifemi is my name, i'm in dept of HISTORY AND INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS, just wanna give u 1 or 2 info.
Presently, our lecturers have started rounding up lectures cos our exams start on 25th of July and it's CBT which'll be done in d main campus(PS).
Hope u guys knw we're presently receiving lectures in fufu campus( a very dry +deadly village) and d network 4 browsing is limitd, if not, i'd av postd here since. I'm in Tanke ds wkend n dat's y am able 2browse.
So, lyk i said, rems final exams starts 25th July n it shuldn't exceed a week n as we knw dat rems results shuld be out b4 post utme, dis means dat u shuld be expecting post utme 2wards mid-August, though d forms may be out by early Aug.
We've been askd 2submit our jamb results though rems cut off 4jamb is 180,
Old or ex-remites who didnt score up to 180 last yr and weren't offerd admssn cos of dat, but now have written n scored above 180 have startd cumin 2submit their reslts, n u knw wat our rems director told us? He said they'l b first considered, followed by us, then Jambites and DE.
RRC is going on fine presently, they're really trying in areas of gettin n passin info from d director's desk 2 d stdnts, entertainment and also Osomothology/Womanology( especialy those guys 4rm endowed hostel)lolz.
If there's any oda questn u'v gotta ask me, i'l gladly reply u ASAP.
Gudluck guys!
Bammy, where's Niyi?
He created dis topic n nau he's missing here, waddup?lts shuld be out b4 post utme, dis means dat u shuld be expecting post utme 2wards mid-August, though d forms may be out by early Aug.
We've been askd 2submit our jamb results though rems cut off 4jamb is 180,
Old or ex-remites who didnt score up to 180 last yr and weren't offerd admssn cos of dat, but now have written n scored above 180 have startd cumin 2submit their reslts, n u knw wat our rems director told us? He said they'l b first considered, followed by us, then Jambites and DE.
RRC is going on fine presently, they're really trying in areas of gettin n passin info from d director's desk 2 d stdnts, entertainment and also Osomothology/Womanology( especialy those guys 4rm endowed hostel)lolz.
If there's any oda questn u'v gotta ask me, i'l gladly reply u ASAP.
Gudluck guys!
Bammy, where's Niyi?
He created dis topic n nau he's missing here, waddup?

Neyoor, was dat a joke or what?
There's no utme result for ds yr yet n post utme form isn't out, that'l be after our rems exams in PS and d exams wuld be btw 25th July n 29th July, which simply means post utme forms shuld be out in August!
Guy, u fall ma hand seriously n e no suppose 2b u!
I'm outta' here!

Just passing by!
Waddup y'all?