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At age 73 u wan force buhari into debate?
God dey o.
I just dey pity the old man.

Lol
This man is totally confused

Ok o.

When I was a teacher I worked my transfer to
China to continue teaching there because I
heard they pay teachers well there. The first day
I entered class, I began by calling register. I said,
Sheng! A student answered, Present! I called the
second name, Chu Muon. Another student
answered, Present! Suddenly, I sneezed, Hatchia!
One student seated at the corner stood up and
answered, Present! I exclaimed, Hmmmm…! All
the student shouted, Absent! I got confused and
yelled at them, Shaa… Three students stood up
and asked, Who among the three of us? I got
more confused and asked, What is wrong? A
student stood up and said, Sir, I’m not Wrong,
I’m called Wong. I laughed, Hahahaha! A girl
said, Present sir! (I came closer to find out what
was happening). As I moved, my pen fell on the
table and made a sound, Ping chung chong! One
boy got up and answered, Present sir! I got
more confused, frustrated, and ran back to
Nigeria!

LRNZH:
Sebi NA is claiming that they're reclaiming border towns from BH. Work wey Chad do una claim am.

Oya protect Maiduguri lets see. No Chadian forces to help this time.


Sai Buhari

If not because today is Sunday and first day of the month, I would have cursed your life

My God safe her life

May God safe her life

Very obvious that premiumratings belongs to APC.
Aregbesola supposed to be number35 if not 36

Op this your believe is no go carry buhari reach anywhere o

Lol

Love this
GEJ till 2019
Say no to result forgery (WAEC NEVER INTRODUCED F9, A1, B2, C5, C5, ... in 1960, What they were using then A, B, F, C,...)

Lol

Ukeachu1:
how did u arrive at d conclusion dat 15students have both football and boots. thanks

Let the probability of student with both football boots and footballs be x
Then: (3/4 - x) + (7/8 - x) + x = 1
Then x=5/8
Therefore the of students with both football boots and footballs = 5/8 * 24
=15

I)Total number of students in class is 24
Ii)Total number of students with both football boots and footballs is 15

a=1
b=4/3
c=5/3

I'm too busy to type the workings for now.
I shall show it when I'm less busy

On my birthday.
GEJ must not disappoint me o. He must beat this old soldier hands down.
#TEAMGEJTILL2019

They should recruit from their party members nau (APC)

Na lie, I can bet it with anything, buhari no fit tweet all this grammar.

Buhari, Moyes et al.

These APShits no dey sleep?
Sorry oh. Una dey defend your paycheck.

Nawa o for Nigeria politics o

Buhari is the same yesterday, today and ...

imsuboi:
and have you washed your yeast infested pvssy since last year?

I bet the odor oozing from down there would be enough to knock an entire city out.

You're fond of attacking people anyhow on NL without countering their points intellectually.

Better get a life! You worthless piece of _shit!

I hail you for that reply.
What a reply to give a fool

Another front page with the same story?
MODERATOR UNA DEY SLEEP?

Buhari go cry cry and cry again

mikhaildr:
ODE!

The thing pain you. Oponu. Quote me again and die

Thats good
These are original nollywood GEJ till 2019

BUHARI supporters largely consist of:
1. Core muslim Northerners

2. Core muslim South Westerners

3. Christian South Westerners belonging to RCCG

4. Unemployed/Frustrated & VERY ANGRY youth.

5. Unskilled/Lazy individuals.

6. Failed/Struggling or broke celebrities.

7. Closet tribalists from NW, NE & SW

8. People with domestic, emotional or psychological problems.

9. People that scored 'F' in History & Mathematics at WAEC

10. Depressed Nigerians in the diaspora.


GOODLUCK JONATHAN Supporters:

1. Core Christian Easterners & Niger-Deltans.

2. Liberal South Westerners.

3. Highly educated core-Northerners

4. Northern/Middle-beltan Christians.

5. Young/Successful business men & women

6. Successful Nigerian celebrities

7. Confident people with high self-worth & optimistic view on life.

8. Highly optimistic & positive people.

9. Married women with loving husbands.

10. People that scored at least a pass in Mathematics at WAEC.

Keep it up sir. 100% correct.

APC at work

APC youths not Maduguri Youth

Power pass power.

APC and Mr. President no be mate.

Action speaks louder than voice. OPC sorry APC don dey make noise for more than 5weeks not to allow PDP to use that stadium. But you see Amaechi life...

If then born Amaechi well make he go disturb them na gun soldier go use burst him brain

Sorry for the loss sir.
But you have to be more specific sir
Which telecommunication company? And
What type of contract job?
I think those two questions shall help more in providing solution to this problem sir.
Thanks

creamylicious:
shebi chelsea eyaf crash out like this after d win?

Cheshit don go out o.

Oooooo shepeeeee