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They don dey come oo.
Cheshit

Una never see anything. Check below

cupidhero:
If you are always online you are jobless.

Abi now

pelumiiakinboye:
If u are fond of going to d cafe, u are a yahoo boy

Lol

1. When a guy and a lady are seen discussing, they are dating.

2. If a guy tells a Lady to come, he wants to woo her.

3. All old women are witches.

4. Anybody that is too Rich has done Money Ritual.

5. A lady that is a Nurse had better wear her uniform when walking out of the Clinic before Nigerians will think she went for an abortion.

6. Every Politician is Embezzling Money.

7. All wealthy men have joined occultic group.

8. All Lawyers are liars.

9. Philosophers are not Godly.

10. If a Pastor has plenty members in his church, he is using Jass.

11. If somebody is in the University, he or she is better than those in Vocational School, Polytechnic and Colleges of Education.

12. Every successful Musician has joined Illuminati.

13. All Traders do cheat.

14. All Men are wicked.

15. If u don't come to church one sunday, u have started backsliding.

16. If u walk with confidence, u are proud.

17. If u decide to always be alone, u have evil spirit.

18. If u always answer question in class, u are the Teacher or Lecturer's boy/girl.

19. Every rich Muslim is an Alhaji.

20. Every brother in the church is a Pastor.

21. Every critic of government is a member of the opposition party.

22. A male child is better than female.

23. Gari is poor man's food.

24. You are not serving God well if you have any serious problem.

25. Government is doing them a favor by providing good roads, hospitals, electricity, and other amenities.

26. All muslims are boko haram

27.If you don't marry and have children, you are a failure?!

28.If u marry n u have delay in child's bearing u've committed abortions yle single or u r suffering frm witches wizards

29.You are not a genuine born-again if you can't speak in tongues.

30. You must always rig elections to win

31.if you travel abroad you are expected to send money home all the time

32. All male doctors are womanisers

33. Any male wearing white in the hospital is a doctor and any female wearing white in a hospital is a nurse

34. If you don't wear italian shoes, Brazilian hair, shakara or Iyanga clothes, use fancy phones, you are not a big girl

35.You are a cheat or unserious type when you keep late night as a married man

36. If you are not a traditionalist, you must either be a muslim or a christian.

Add yours

Kanukwa

Wonders shall never end

OK. So Jonathan no see youth wey dey actice like buhari make he pick as he running mate.

3

The answer is -2
100% sure

Hmmm. But you never win primary election now

SuperMartins:
If You Didnt You These ... Nawa, Where You Grow??

― If you didn't play with rubber bands.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't go to steal cashew and guava in the
next street and the owner's dog comes through the backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree.
― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for
the lizards to take it and give you
new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with
sand.
- If u didn't write your name on paper and insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it.
- If you never waved at white birds expecting your nails to be whiter
- If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and
called it ur car!
- If you didnt mix garri n sugar in your pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If you never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.
-if you never steal a meat 4rm pot.
-If you never bath inside bathroom and went out
naked, with your cloth in ur hands.

Then I guess your Childhood wasn't
Fun......

I remember those days when I dey Ado-ekiti with my gal bose.
Hmmmm dapo

Yy

APC pls na...why all these?

APC will soon become history with this their propaganda.
I knew it before...
Our polithievsians are looking for every possible means to remove GEJ from office and God will not allow that.
God is greater than dem.
Long live GEJ
Long live federal republic of Nigeria

Before you condemn her pls think back and check your evil you have done...'but God pardoned you'.
We all need forgiveness.
If I were the father of that baby, I would not take the case to court.

Sir, follow these steps:
1) believe dat nothing good comes easy, nothing good comes by chance; i.e no shortcut to success
2) Try to stop visiting livescores site.
3) Engage your mindset in something meaningful like how you can succeed in life rather than betting..
4) delete any winning tutorial or method which u already saved in your mind or on your devices
5) remove yourself from any gambling group or association or clique if you involved in any; Lastly
6) make sure you pray every morning for God to help you and provide for you daily needs.
May God help you sir.

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That 1000 is wat really make up 25k.

Initial (total amount paid ) = 10k + 10k + 10k = 30k
After (transaction analysis) = 25k + 3k + 2k = 30k

Since initial = after, then acct is balanced.

Note: 10k is amount paid by each guest
25k is the total cost
3k is total refund
2k is bein kept by bellhop

Before nko?
U wan make I vote for one military man wey pretend inside agbada as a civilian man?
Not military man again.
Gej till 2019...
After that okorocha or fashola

happy birthday to my president

Best governor ever liveth

Bensondrums:
Mke i quick comment bfore d tin comot frm front page.

sorry

op this one na trash now

AAPS:
God won't allow those dat are willing to shed blood of innocent citizens,to smell d post come 2015 and beyond.

AMEN

olusolaj:
pls answer me

pls answer me

olusolaj:
i want to apply for PGD in chemical or petroleum engineering in canada... pls, pls and pls, can someone recommend any institution for me and the period to apply.
thanks.

pls answer me

i want to apply for PGD in chemical or petroleum engineering in canada... pls, pls and pls, can someone recommend any institution for me and the period to apply.
thanks.

pls...i want to apply for PGD in chemical engineering or related course. can someone recommend any university and how i can apply.
it is very urgent pls.

pls help:
the agent that's helping my in processing my student visa forwarded one acceptance letter to me (that av been accepted to study 2years electrical engineering-technician course in mohawk college) with my date of birth missing. though i got to know him through my sister (which is my sponsor) and he claims d mistake will be rectified after d payment...
pls should i go ahead for d payment?

i dey come make i tell my oga dis new transformation frm our best president ever liveth.
GEJ TILL 2099

the answer is CYAN