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Education › Re: School Fees At Children's International School, Lekki by oluwalewis(m): 11:21am On Sep 22, 2016

fighal:
The beauty of pidgin English A Warri mum called her son Ochuko on phone; Ochuko: Hello maleee Mum: Ochuko, that meat & fish don boil? Ochuko: Yes oo malee Mum: Abeg implicate salt & maggi, attach oil, pepper & sentence the crayfish and other small small fish dem to death ....then involve the leaves ...after 10 mins, discharge the pot from fire. You dey hear me so? Ochuko: yes malee ... shuoo, this food go good to download with Eba o! Mum: No worry, I don already detain some fufu for cooler... when time reach we go give dem amnesty.

that amnesty go make brain

Romance › Re: What Does It Take To Turn You On Or Off? by oluwalewis(m): 10:59am On Sep 22, 2016

annnikky:
Lol.. Fyn tnx dear n urs?

missin u like a wedding without a groom

Romance › Re: What Does It Take To Turn You On Or Off? by oluwalewis(m): 6:50am On Sep 22, 2016

annnikky:

How has ur week been sexyluv, really missed u up to the state that all d ladies i av seen this week look like u

Romance › Re: Fun!!! If You Were To SACK One Of These Female Staffs – Who Will It Be?[pics] by oluwalewis(m): 6:51pm On Sep 19, 2016

mercichoco:
Why, She is cute

the personal trainer deserves the red card as she looks like a man n not sexy

Romance › Re: Fun!!! If You Were To SACK One Of These Female Staffs – Who Will It Be?[pics] by oluwalewis(m): 6:51pm On Sep 19, 2016

mercichoco:
Why, She is cute

the personal trainer deserves the red card as she looks like a man n not sexy

Forum Games › Re: Brain Teaser by oluwalewis(m): 8:24pm On Sep 18, 2016

annnikky:
Solve d puzzle joor

I will solve it only on one condition

Romance › Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by oluwalewis(m): 8:19pm On Sep 18, 2016

boboLIL:
breast like no other.. lol... I get patience na so I go still get...

Na guys like u dey make gurls' breasts to bobby-no condition is permanent no be like gurl's bobby grabbed and sucked by U

Forum Games › Re: Brain Teaser by oluwalewis(m): 11:44pm On Sep 17, 2016

annnikky:
There is a room with no windows, doors, or
any sort of opening, the walls are solid steel
10 feet thick, and you are trapped inside,
left only with a saw and a table.
How do you escape?

wit ur description,i am not trapped alone meaning u r dere wit me so y do i nid to escape

Romance › Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by oluwalewis(m): 11:41pm On Sep 17, 2016

Jobia:
lolz. What do you want to know?

Anythn n evrythn abt u beautiful

Romance › Re: What Does It Take To Turn You On Or Off? by oluwalewis(m): 11:39pm On Sep 17, 2016

annnikky:
N who will be d judge na

Its me of course and i am sure u knw wah d judgement is gonna sound like

Romance › Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by oluwalewis(m): 11:38pm On Sep 17, 2016

Jay542:
Lol. All those kind names no dey get. Next.!

Jay542:
Lol. All those kind names no dey get. Next.!

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Romance › Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by oluwalewis(m): 11:35pm On Sep 17, 2016

Jay542:
Does she have a blue card?

Aw i wan know,ask her urself

Romance › Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by oluwalewis(m): 11:34pm On Sep 17, 2016

Jobia:
lolz. What do you want to know?

Anythn n evrythn about u beautifulll

Romance › Re: What Does It Take To Turn You On Or Off? by oluwalewis(m): 11:32pm On Sep 17, 2016

annnikky:
N who will be d judge na

me of course and im sure u knw wah d judgement is gonna sound like

Romance › Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by oluwalewis(m): 11:30pm On Sep 17, 2016

Jay542:
Lol. I forgot to say dey must have a blue card

how many 'they' u want cos na die b dah,aunty selimo is enuf for u,she go use tribal mark,stretch mark and inceneration mark finish u.

Romance › Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by oluwalewis(m): 11:24pm On Sep 17, 2016

Jay542:
Lol. I forgot to say dey must have a blue card

How many b 'they',na die b dat. Aunty selimo don dey enuf for u as she go use tribal mark and stretch mark plus incenaration mark (all na marks) finish ur brain.
AUNTY SELIMO ALL THE WAY

Romance › Re: What Does It Take To Turn You On Or Off? by oluwalewis(m): 11:13pm On Sep 17, 2016

annnikky:
Real soon

I ve bn expectin ur beep sinx a decade ago,u won't give me ur number n u wont beep mine,don't lemme sue u for emotional trauma boo

Romance › Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by oluwalewis(m): 11:08pm On Sep 17, 2016

Jay542:
I admire girls with more than 10tribal marks on their face

i'll gladly introduce u to one aunty selimo that sells fufu FOC

Romance › Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by oluwalewis(m): 11:06pm On Sep 17, 2016

ucsparks:
[size=15pt] buh the packs are there na,, innit? [/size]

Vision 2020, I laff in SPANISh

Romance › Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by oluwalewis(m): 11:05pm On Sep 17, 2016

Jobia:
Nothing yet

Talk to the psychologist in d aos,im all ears

Romance › Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by oluwalewis(m): 11:03pm On Sep 17, 2016

MrsChima:
Bawk! Bawk! Said the bird.

meanin I am here waitin for thou

Romance › Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by oluwalewis(m): 11:00pm On Sep 17, 2016

dadabashua1:
yes o.. my brother those with the natural assets not the artificial ones

If it no be natural,it no fit be natural, I need a natural heavy back angel tonite as nothn ll come btw us dan d sound of we makin luv as i kolobi every nook and cranny of ur natural asset

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Romance › Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by oluwalewis(m): 10:55pm On Sep 17, 2016

ucsparks:
[size=15pt] oya clap for my packs [/size]

Y u dey lie remember say NEARLY/ALMOST can neva kill a bird.
IF U R NOT THERE,U ARE NOT THERE

Romance › Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by oluwalewis(m): 10:53pm On Sep 17, 2016

dadabashua1:
you are in the spirit bro... lolz

May God send us our YANSH angels this night and not the padded yansh gurls out there

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Romance › Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by oluwalewis(m): 10:50pm On Sep 17, 2016

MrsChima:
I admire most about men that they are clinically retarded and useless.

Birds of a feather flock together

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Romance › Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by oluwalewis(m): 10:47pm On Sep 17, 2016

ZuzuMan:
....... Are you Serious ? Anyway me I like. . ...

I AM SEEING THINGS

Romance › Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by oluwalewis(m): 10:46pm On Sep 17, 2016

dadabashua1:
lolz

Doggie style all the way y hittin d YANSH FERVANTLY to make the lady make HEAVENLY SOUND

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Romance › Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by oluwalewis(m): 10:43pm On Sep 17, 2016

boboLIL:
hmmmm, Breast... I too love breast... iburu onye igbo kpoo mu "onye ARA"..... I no de use am play... that kinda handful booby.... choi... I wish I get girlfriend abeg...

No wonder u no get gf cos u dey MANHANDLE and SUCK their breast PASSIONATELY wit NO MERCY

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Romance › Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by oluwalewis(m): 10:40pm On Sep 17, 2016

dadabashua1:
as per oduduwa pekin... you should know.. looks and back side... OMG I like the back side

Iya ofiligangan is waiting for u.

Romance › Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by oluwalewis(m): 10:37pm On Sep 17, 2016

HIPS don't lie

Romance › Re: What Does It Take To Turn You On Or Off? by oluwalewis(m): 10:15pm On Sep 17, 2016

annnikky:
Hahahahhahahah
Like d@

When are you gonna make it happen

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Six Years After Graduation Yet No Job, I Think It Is Time I Delve Into Crime by oluwalewis(m): 9:54pm On Sep 17, 2016

broda,

I am shocked u r askin for nairalanders permission when no one is actually holding u back physically,if u really wanna delve into sth like that,u wldn't be using a Public Address System to announce it.
Y nt just go on d corporate beggin request cos that's all i can deduce from your announcement.thank God,pple are already avin pity on u.

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