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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: THE NEWEST BIBLE SCHOOL IN NIGERIA by Oluwanoodles(m): 12:41am On May 01, 2016
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Health / Improve Your Libido With Dr Kolaq Herbs! by Oluwanoodles(m): 11:36am On Apr 05, 2016
Product name :Libigal

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Romance / Re: Restore your sexual ability With Dr Kolaq Herbs! by Oluwanoodles(m): 1:53pm On Apr 04, 2016
It's works just fine. No side effects but your age matters a lot before you can use our products. Thanks for getting in touch and pls let me know if your interested in our Kolaq libigal. Thank you sir.
Romance / Restore your sexual ability With Dr Kolaq Herbs! by Oluwanoodles(m): 12:36pm On Apr 04, 2016
Product name: libigal

Libigal restores sexual ability, good for quick or late ejaculation, poor libido, lack of sexual appetite, blood circulation to the penis making it turgid and alive, for long lasting erection. Libigal also enlarge men organ without any side effects. Call us now to restore your lost sexual ability! We also deliver our products to you when you order at affordable prices

Our hotlines:- 08133047793, 09053013781

TV/Movies / Re: Nollywood Actresses Get Buried Alive In New Movie Scene (Photos) by Oluwanoodles(m): 3:43am On Nov 09, 2015
INTROVERT:
What's the name of that girl in 'Killbill'

Uma Thurman
Religion / Re: The Churches We Know Today by Oluwanoodles(m): 1:14am On Nov 03, 2015
Nice one homie. Very well said.
Properties / Re: Interior Paintings & Wall Designs!! by Oluwanoodles(m): 4:54pm On Oct 30, 2015
The rainbow!

Properties / Re: Interior Paintings & Wall Designs!! by Oluwanoodles(m): 4:47pm On Oct 30, 2015
Make a big change to your walls!

Properties / Re: Interior Paintings & Wall Designs!! by Oluwanoodles(m): 4:44pm On Oct 30, 2015
More brilliance!

Properties / Re: Interior Paintings & Wall Designs!! by Oluwanoodles(m): 4:41pm On Oct 30, 2015
1. Painting and design.
2. 3D
3. Wallpapers
4. Texcoate
5. Flex design..

Properties / Interior Paintings & Wall Designs!! by Oluwanoodles(m): 4:38pm On Oct 30, 2015
At KOLOR KRAFT KONCEPT, we wake up your boring bedrooms, homes, offices, kitchens, lounges, hotels, runways,studios,restaurants and the relative likes with ingenious paintings!

Call us now: 09053013781, 08035083761
Pls view our collection of interior designs and decorations..

We make statements with painting patterns!

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Properties / Re: Contact Us For Your Decorated Classic POP Ceilings by Oluwanoodles(m): 2:58pm On Oct 28, 2015
Plaster paris..

Properties / Contact Us For Your Decorated Classic POP Ceilings by Oluwanoodles(m): 2:44pm On Oct 28, 2015
We design your home with a well carved,neat and best POP designs at affordable prices with our interior decorations!

Contact us for satisfactory POP designs
We cast and carve with plaster paris!

Properties / Re: Hallways, Doors And Ceilling POP Designs For Your Homes by Oluwanoodles(m): 12:55pm On Oct 28, 2015
More..

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Properties / Hallways, Doors And Ceilling POP Designs For Your Homes by Oluwanoodles(m): 12:45pm On Oct 28, 2015
We design your home with a well carved,neat and best POP designs at affordable prices with our interior decorations!

Call us on 09053013781, 08035083761 for satisfactory POP designs.

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Career / Re: What Is The Capital Of The United States? Xfg by Oluwanoodles(m): 10:25pm On Oct 25, 2015
Washingtinz.
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Is Your Take On Jobless Guys Who Chase You? by Oluwanoodles(m): 11:29pm On Oct 20, 2015
I don't want no Pigeons
Them be them girls who gets no dubs from me
Playin' the bar dumb broke wit her best friend's coat
Tryin' to holler at me

In the front of the club I see this girl like, "Yo love"
Thought she said thug but she called me a scrub
Scrub? What? She musta talk me a joke
Broke Pigeonhead freak, you lucky I spoke
This ain't my Benz there, it's my man's, yeah
But this ain't my car like that ain't your hair
(Uh-Oh) Pigeon, take them fake jewels off
(Uh-oh) Pigeon, take your friend's shoes off
(Uh-Oh) Pigeon, the hell with that crazy shit
Ya'll make me sick, go home and fuckin' babysit
My big dogs don't love this
King Kirk bitch, get a brush, and scrub this (right)

Yo, chill cousin, these birds is ill cousin
Cause they call me scrub like we can't even bill cousin
Trick Ronald's, you ain't worth the McDonalds
Throw you on the street team, make you shit vinyls
Hey yo Flex, shorty tried to flash me wrong
How she gonna wear sandals wit nasty corns?
That be wrong
I wonder how you get hearts
In dirty Victoria draws with the skidmarks
Uh, ya flat ass gets enough laughs
Take it to the salon, pluck ya mustache
So next time you shotgun, and that ho bitchin'
Hittin' you a scrub, call that bitch a Pigeon

Hey yo, I got two nuts bitch, choose a ball
You only walk Pigeon-toed cause ya shoes are small
You don't shop, you just cruise the mall
No dough, with Lee Press-Ons
Frontin' with ya girlsfriend dress on
You birds wanna take over?
Get some cash and a Jenny Jones makeover
Broke Bitches, I hate Pigeons
Dirty braid Pigeons, medicaid Pigeons, Section Eight Pigeons
Got me fed, burned I tell these birds Shutup
And how my left ear be double her whole getup
Go ahead with your lame ass, blow at night
Throw a ripped dolla at her, tell her put that on her depraved ass

If you got more than one baby father
Oh yes girl, we's talkin to you
If you strip all week to go clubbin'
Oh yes girl, we's talkin to you
Buy a dress to front and take it back to the store
Oh yes girl, we's talkin to you
Wanna smoke wit me, wit no money
Oh no, I don't want no

No Pigeons

PunkyVeer:
TLC explained it better & I think they spoke on behalf of all women

A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fine
He's also known as a buster
Always thinking about what he wants
But all he does is sit on his broke @ss

NO, I don't want your number
And NO, I don't wanna give you mine
NO, I don't wanna meet you nowhere
And NO, I don't want none of your time

NO, I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a kinda guy who gets no love from me
Always hanging on the passenger side of his best friend's ride
Tryna holla at me

You don't have a car but you want me
Oh yes, son, I'm talking to you
You live at home with your mama
Oh yes, son, I'm talking to you
Wanna be with me with no money
Oh no, I don't want no scrub

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Properties / Lands For Sale In Ikate Lekki ! by Oluwanoodles(m): 4:52pm On Oct 16, 2015
Plots of Land For Sale Ikate lekki

A plot of land - 70m

A plot of land in Ikate - 80m

A plot of land in Ikate lekki - 60m.

Interested buyers should call Oluwatosin on: 09053013781, 08035083761 for enquiries and negotiations.
Properties / Lands For Sale In Lekki Phase 1! by Oluwanoodles(m): 4:25pm On Oct 16, 2015
Lands for sale Lekki Phase I
A plot of land in lekki phase 1 - 120m

Another plot of land in lekki phase 1 - 130m

A plot of land inside lekki phase 1 - 150m

Any interested person should call Oluwatosin on: 09053013781, 08035083761 for enquiries and negotiations.

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Romance / Re: Advice: Short Of Airtime But ... by Oluwanoodles(m): 6:03am On Oct 13, 2015
The drum of war.. archers! Fire!!
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade's Letter To Nigerian Bloggers + My Direct Response To Her [photo] by Oluwanoodles(m): 1:00am On Sep 08, 2015
GNS 101
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by Oluwanoodles(m): 7:17pm On Jul 06, 2015
Pls hommies, send PQ to my email: oluwatosin.laplace@gmail.com. God bless all of you!
Health / Re: Why People Say 'bless You' After Sneezing by Oluwanoodles(m): 12:36am On May 29, 2015
I sneeeze on your thread and bless you. I'm special!

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