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Berankis:
Those police at Ladipo collected 2k from me last week Friday, if you are coming in from Cappa along Fatai Atere road, one Officer Ajani. They are actually work in 2 groups and very close to each other. The first set are very notorious, the second set will come in a friendly manner to beg. I had to part with 2k in order for them not to waste my time.
This country has a long way to go...

MISTAICEY02288:
A great response from the Lawyer. Those useless Police PROs will not want to admit that their officials are mostly unprofessional ediots who are threats to citizens even when they know it's the truth.. Nincompoops!

handysuzy:
If I were the owner of Nairaland I would be charging up to 200k for this sort of post to make FP...Free advert...But guess what, I dont own Nairaland, so ama just up.

That is why Linda was able to buy 700m house in Banana Island

I wanna be like Linda not like Seun

Quote me and thunder will fire you

Odunharry:
surely the battery capacity will be more than 6000mah

muri4mig:
Tinubu has finance at his grip. Minister of finance, FIRS, and now budget. Is ok sha. Just continuuuuuuu

ujoatu:
Gov Rochas Okorocha joined other members of the Federal Government delegation to the inauguration of President Issoufou Mahamadou of Niger Republic. Governors of Bornu, Zamfara, Katsina, Niger, Sokoto, Jigawa, Kebbi, and Kano States are part of the delegation with several visiting Heads of State and Government, top diplomats and foreign dignitaries in attendance

kenonze:
See how quick he lost his composure.

Yet you keep attacking PMB on daily basis

wristbangle:
I find it very shameful and ridiculous when I see guys complaining that they can't spend on a lady whom they barely know on first date because they are yet to tumble beneath the sheets and that she may eventually reject their love proposal.

Even when they choose to spend on a lady, their reluctance will be so glaring just like someone being forced at gun point to drop his money and this is the reason why some ladies have resorted to attach terms and conditions before a guy can take them on a date.

So ladies if you notice the following characteristics in a guy on first date, just know that he is the stingy type.

1. He orders cheap foods for you

Some guys are so stingy to the extent that before they can order bottle water or sausage roll for a lady, they will think over and over again. Even when they are about to order such meals, they will whisper at the lady's ear that "don't you think it's better for us to buy these stuffs outside?". Can't you see that it's too expensive here? Funny enough, it's their type that will blow trumpet loud on how they spend immense money on a lady at exotic restaurants.

2. He will demand sex in exchange for his money spent

I consider this act as a big disgrace and any guy guilty of this act deserves some lashes of cane. Simply because you bought N200 suya for a lady during your first date, that doesn't give you a free entry to her kitty cat. I mean you spend such a ridiculously meagre amount and you expect a lady to surrender her body cheaply? Bros, you need Jesus in your life.

3. He chooses local restaurant for date

Sometimes I wonder how on earth a reasonable guy will take a lady to an untidy restaurant whose foods has been contaminated with flies. Just because a plate of rice goes for N100 with the inclusion of a big rotten meat, he will start feeling on top of the world that he has satisfied the lady. Anyway with the crop of ladies nowadays, I don't think they can tolerate this bullshit from any guy.

4. Sharing of Bills

It is only a stingy guy that will request that bills be split on a first date. This is an act of stinginess coupled with low self esteem. To be very candid, no lady in her right sense of reasoning will ever date such a man unless she has no choice.

5. He complains bitterly if you request for quite expensive meals

Some guys can never cease to amaze me because by the time the lady they take out on a first date request for rice and chicken, they will start looking in discomfort just like the way GEJ was looking when he lost to Buhari. The prefer the lady orders for just a bottle of coke and meat pie but when she orders for a plate of rice, discomfort will be registered on his face

6. He won't order for any meal

One of the characteristic of stingy guys on a first date is that, they will pretend to have no appetite when the lady is eating, but will be salivating inside of them. Who's deceiving who?. All they do is to engage her into meaningless discussion hoping to land her in bed.

7. Eagerness to leave you in order to avoid paying your T-Fare

This reminds of the story a female friend of mine shared about how a guy abandoned her at a bus terminus simply because he stylishly wants to dodge paying her transport fare back home even when she affirmed that he is not under her obligation to pay. Some guys think they can play smart by doing this but honestly speaking, It doesn't speak well for a gentleman.

8. He tells you his house or no where else

Another characteristic of a stingy dude is that he will always be bent on a lady coming to his house or she should forget about it. This is because he doesn't want to lose a kobo.

Ladies and gentlemen, you can also add yours

mbaka0433:
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