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Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 1:55am On Nov 12, 2007
So you are still there. The slepp don go?
Any way, it was cos of masturbation that your right eye can't see clearly.As if that didn't taught you a lesson you continued with the act.
Blindness is your portion guy.
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 1:51am On Nov 12, 2007
Good night asshole. And stop masturbation else u will go blind
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 1:48am On Nov 12, 2007
I prefer it that way cos that is what makes me thick
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 1:46am On Nov 12, 2007
Non of your business where I am.
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 1:45am On Nov 12, 2007
where is HELL guy? you are already in HELL in a CELL buddy!
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 1:42am On Nov 12, 2007
Anyway, I will allow u cos maybe you might have some work to do morrow. But the fight is not over. See u later - Pussy.
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 1:41am On Nov 12, 2007
why do u want to know?
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 1:39am On Nov 12, 2007
I want us to continue till tommorrow. Where i am is now 6.43pm. So I got nothing to lose
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 1:38am On Nov 12, 2007
that means i am fine & healthy.
The last time you visited hospital, hope you remembered what they saw in your ears. Pieces of condom.
ashawo is your name.
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 1:34am On Nov 12, 2007
I am enjoying your company. Just that you refuse to behave well cos you ate 3persons meal this night
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 1:32am On Nov 12, 2007
No, why?
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 1:27am On Nov 12, 2007
U know what showbob. There is sth I like about u. You behave well when you have not eaten. But your head no dey correct once u don chop.
I sure say your parents don cook beans & garri for u this night. U no dey shame at the age of 35, u still dey ur papa house. U go even born pikin for your papa house. Okoro!
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 1:17am On Nov 12, 2007
Point of correction. I didn't say WASSCE but WAEC/GCE. As I said earlier, the extra-moral class is helping you a lot. At least you can boast of having 20words in your vocabulary now. Great, guy! I like that. Keep it up.
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 1:09am On Nov 12, 2007
U see what I mean! Had it been you wrote WAEC in the 80's you will understand.
I don't blame you, go and take GCE/WAEC 1st. Na parallel you go get.
stupid boy!
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 1:02am On Nov 12, 2007
For the 1st time u got a word correct. This extra-moral class I recommended for you are doing a nice job.
At least you can compete with other students now in NECO exam. Don't think of WAEC cos na F9 u go get
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 12:56am On Nov 12, 2007
It was after the transplant that I started attacking like this cos on the day of transplant you came to steal blood bank in the hospital.
Funny enough the blood you stole was HIV infested.
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 12:51am On Nov 12, 2007
It's ignorance that lead to stupidity. That was why I have both.
But you, you are a non-entity
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 12:47am On Nov 12, 2007
Yes ooo! That is my house. They just told me that your head will give us like $200Billion USD.
So get ready for me. I am coming
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 12:42am On Nov 12, 2007
I have discussed with one of your sisters & he said the cure is to cut off your head & use it for the ritual
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 12:37am On Nov 12, 2007
I have always been this stupid from the day I visted your house & you gave me a cup of water to drink.
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 12:32am On Nov 12, 2007
Good for me men. I lke to be stupid while a screw ya ass!
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 12:25am On Nov 12, 2007
I can't use such a foul word.
I don't blame you either. I blame your parents cos they allowed you to be visting ashawo joint when u were 12yrs old.
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 12:11am On Nov 12, 2007
U too much my guy. I sure say na womanology or pussyology u want to study 4 university sef!
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 12:05am On Nov 12, 2007
i no need to go to school.All I need na to sabi read & write.
Or wetin u think?
Come that UNILAG when u add to your profile, commot am b4 I come back next time.
Fake student when u dey take deceive small girls.
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 11:49pm On Nov 11, 2007
Come i no know say u sabi book like this ooo.
That time when we dey secondary school, na u dey carry last 4 class now.
Abi u don 4get?
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 11:43pm On Nov 11, 2007
Make I free u my guy. Hope u no dey vex 4 me shall.
Cos if u dey vex, i go buy u vespar, give u veronica wen go help u dey drive the thing.
Enjoy.
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 11:33pm On Nov 11, 2007
you better leave me alone,you this BAD OMEN or else i'll tell my mummy for u[quote][/quote]Ok my guy, I will leave you alone now. Just for the sake of your mummy.
I suspect you are mummy's pet.

Anyway, hope you no suck the breast fall. bad boy like you!
At the age of 10 u still dey suck breast.
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 2:09pm On Nov 10, 2007
No babalawo this time. Just yaabbbbssssssssssss!
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 4:43am On Nov 10, 2007
If you are a bingo, I have some piles of bone at my backyard for you to crack!
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 4:40am On Nov 10, 2007
HAHAHAHAHAH.i never criticized your joke.everybody knows your jokes are always WHACK.anyway.i'm coming back at ya asshole [quote][/quote]But come to think of it Showbobo! Are you sure you are bulldog ( as claimed on the joke) or you are a bingo (otherwise know as nkita)?

One love guy!
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen(op): 11:54pm On Nov 09, 2007
well if you get the liver, let's get the ball rolloing!
Jokes EtcRe: Revelation And Genesis. by omen: 7:18pm On Nov 09, 2007
Lovely Joke!

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