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Welldone boy! Nice one.

Inxx is that your obituary announcement?

What do you have to say about your picture i posted OMEN[quote][/quote]Men I be fine boy now, check it out. Just that I wanted to pee that time.

I am sure these guys are from Igbo land, cos Igbo people sabi chop.

All of you are day dreaming!

lol, wats all the hating for, can't we all just get along, lol[quote][/quote]We have already get ashort lol!

OMEN! OMEN!! OMEN!!!

Where are you buddyi'm missing you. Are you still in prison [quote][/quote]Area! Area! I dey o. Just chilin here. make it no be say I dey vex, I hail o!

Good day All,

I am William by name, a male and I reside in Lagos.I am new in this forum and I would love to make as many friends as possible, both males and females. You can alway contact me through this e-mail address wilimor@yahoo.com.

Thanks and God bless.[quote][/quote]U are welcome guy. All u need is to come online.
But be ready 4 yabbssss anytime, cos that is there food here.

I will continue with the remaining part of the story 2morow

Sincerely speaking Tope, what I like about is that u like to talk when other are talking. But what I dislike about u is that u are a big fool.

1st of all, have you even thought of who your father is?
Since you are a small boy let me give u the low down.

Your father was a watch night in Railway Corporation.  Once he receives his pay, he uses the cash to play pool & drink. Infact he is a chronic drunk.
Your mum thought your dad was responsible & got married to him.
After 2 month of repetitive misconduct, your mum decided to play the game. What game you may ask?

There was on brick layer beside your rented house called Johnny.
She gave your mum just N5 chew gum & she opened wide her legs for the man to explore. That one time sex gave birth to you.
I confidently tell u this. If you doubt me ask your mum in you dad presence. Both of them are aware. But I didn't say u should ask them with cutlass or gun o.

When your dad got to know, he gladly accepted the pregnancy cos he was born that way too.
More still, don’t be sober about this cos even your younger ones too were born that way.
Out of frustration, your dad started stealing & got sacked.
How your mum have left the poor man

I think it is an ancestral cause. You need to visit mountain of fire church for deliverance!
To be candid, go & look for your dad. He should be living under Ojuelegba bridge by now cos the last time I saw him that was his house. As a good boy, I gave him N50 to buy bread for lunch.
I didn’t say you should thank me. At least u are grown up. Show him little love. He is mentally ill. Take him back to your village.

Cool! Men my parents too much oo. Even b4 family planning became popular, they have imbibed the practice.
Abeg make una clap for them

They were begging to be my house help but too bad guy.Wake up from your slumber
codswallop!

Mine is even good. The day your parents had your sex they ate 4 bowl of amala from my house.
Just imagine how poor they are. Church rat!

I am even regretting allowing your parents to have you.They wanted to abort you but I pleaded with them.
Evil child! I hope you won't turn to a vampire someday.

Why did i even reply. Talking to a dullard like u makes no sense and is useless[quote][/quote]I am even wasting my time talking to a malodorous animal like u.
Go and seek forgiveness.

Come why u didn't add elephant on the list?

welcome. But don't go to Niger Delta Zone.
Now na blacks dem dey kidnap!
Some of them wen dey here go don inform their guys.

you people need help[quote][/quote]You might be right. But these guys know what they are doing.

nice!

No, just asking u to leave omen alone. Omen was crying, from the series of bombs you fired at him. He bearly made it out of the war field alive.[quote][/quote]Come you know say you get mouth odour & u no go close the mouth.
Just 4 reminder sake, go & brush your mouth 1st before u talk.Your mouth dey smell.

Layabout!

I will answer u both when I am through with the day.
Say by 11pm

hahaha Omen has run for cover [quote][/quote]hey guys, we have agreed to stop the fight.
Better think of sth good to do with your life.

He's the one hating bro[quote][/quote]Showbobo, i can't hate u afterall u are a very good friend of mine.
I only adviced u to encourage rather than letting ppl down.

I am ever stupid, guy. Does that make you feel fine?

Oh yeah! But you are a bastard, asshole.

I don't even know the village they brought this chimpanzee from.
Better get back to the zoo. Monkey!

Showbobo has 2 parrots but he doesn’t know which of the 2 is the male. So it took him 12years to find this out.

That faithful day, he saw the 2 parrot mating. Quickly, he grabbed the one on top (assumingly that, that was the male) & plucked out the hair on its forehead.
Now this act of Showobo gave the parrot the impression that any animal without hair on the forehead committed sexual immorality.

Funny enough, Showbobo dad has bared hair.

His dad visited them on New Year day. As the parrot saw the man, it walked to him & asked:

“Papa, abi u go fucking too?”

pig-head like u.

Coward come back here. Animal!

you must be an idiot then. I think you inherited this from you father.

Come have you seen where small pikin like you go give his techer assignment.
So you can't express yourself nunskull.

Good, thx for the correction But I didn't get it. Can you expatiate what you mean by the last statement.