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Education › Re: Kogi: Fake Certificates, Fake Schools, Fake Teachers, Rock State by omenka(m): 8:20am On May 20, 2016

Lol.

Dinosaur Me-Lie-ye would be like "oooooh, why now when people just discovered the lie on NASS site regarding my certificate??"

I'm very sure Dinosaur's cert is among those they found to have been fake.

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Politics › Re: How Chibokgirl, Serah Luka, Was Rescued — Nigerian Army by omenka(m): 8:19am On May 20, 2016

Bitterleafsoup:
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Which one Frank come dey polish bathroom slippers again?? Hain!! grin

Politics › Re: How Chibokgirl, Serah Luka, Was Rescued — Nigerian Army by omenka(m): 6:51am On May 20, 2016

LMFashions:
Omenka the defender come clarify this.

I read several accounts that said girls were kidnapped from a secondary school and the identity of some who went missing were established through WAEC. I didn't read any account that said ALL the girls abducted were SS3 students. If anyone believes that was the case, then that is their business.

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Politics › Re: Borno Light-years Ahead In Agricultural Innovation, Despite Boko Haram by omenka(m): 6:32am On May 20, 2016

When it comes to farming (not sure about other agric practices) in particular, forget the Hausas. I could remember what they made of the land now used as the Makurdi golf course on the north side of the river bank before Akume's second term. Used to go buy very fresh vegetables from them, the best you could get back then. They grew a lot of things there from tomatoes, garden eggs, sugar cane, ugwu, water leaf, pepper, etc through crude irrigation- their crops flourished regardless of the season.

Somehow, Akume found it necessary to chase them out and convert the place to one useless golf course when they could simply go down to the NASME barracks which is just a stone throw away to play golf if they wanted to. Now, a good portion of the place is overgrown with weed...

Good to see the people of Borno doing this against all odds. God bless their grind and that of other honest and hardworking Nigerians.

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Business › Re: Fire Guts 40 Shops At Ladipo Market by omenka(m): 6:11am On May 20, 2016

ihitenansa:
try not to always string jonathan to evry news u hear.

That might just be the beginning of your healing.

And this might be the beginning you finding "it" back. You aren't even anywhere close to beginning the "healing".

Bleep whoever thinks I shouldn't mention the Ineffectual Ogogoro Buffoon and Bleep the Clueless Ogogoro Buffoon himself also.

Nonsense.

Someone is talking about chances of national cohesion and all you care about is not mentioning the name of one miserable god you lot worship.

I say, Bleep him again.

Politics › Re: Jonathan's SURE-P A Monumental Fraud: Tinubu by omenka(m): 6:06am On May 20, 2016

Firefire, Jagaban, your worst nightmare, has spoken again. Oya, come let off some vitriol.

By the way, Jagaban should tell us what we don't already know- the so called "beneficiaries" of the program already made this fact known long ago. In fact, they didn't only not benefit from it, they were exploited, and some lost as much as 200, 000 trying to get some phantom SURE-p jobs.

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Politics › Re: How Chibokgirl, Serah Luka, Was Rescued — Nigerian Army by omenka(m): 5:59am On May 20, 2016

Permit me to still quote myself here.

omenka:
Boko Haram is being quashed.

Chibok girls are being rescued.

Promises being kept. That is what's giving the PDP Wailing Cankerworms nightmares, hence the kind of comments you see here.

Nigeria will succeed whether those imps like it or not- the evil you wish her will dwell ONLY with you and your various households.

I pray the next "scam" that would be pulled off by any such group involves the doubting Thomases AKA Wailing Cankerworms, or their siblings so they can get the proof they need, amen.

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Politics › Re: Kidnap And Release Of Chibok Girls: Reality Or Script Playing? by omenka(m): 5:52am On May 20, 2016

omenka:
Boko Haram is being quashed.

Chibok girls are being rescued.

Promises being kept. That is what's giving the PDP Wailing Cankerworms nightmares, hence the kind of comments you see here.

Nigeria will succeed whether those imps like it or not- the evil you wish her will dwell ONLY with you and your various households.

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Business › Re: Fire Guts 40 Shops At Ladipo Market by omenka(m): 5:50am On May 20, 2016

Jonathan's loss has caused such chasm amongst some ethnic nationalities in this country it jus might be a useless venture trying to preach unity and peace. The comments on this thread are just heartbreaking.

Business › Re: Fire Guts 40 Shops At Ladipo Market by omenka(m): 5:44am On May 20, 2016

youngeagle:
Lagos State Government should fish out the culprits and deal with them,the hatred is getting out of hand,

Politics › Re: BREAKING: A Second Chibok Girl Rescued ( pic) by omenka(m): 5:32am On May 20, 2016

omenka:
Boko Haram is being quashed.

Chibok girls are being rescued.

Promises being kept. That is what's giving the PDP Wailing Cankerworms nightmares, hence the kind of comments you see here.

Nigeria will succeed whether those imps like it or not- the evil you wish her will dwell ONLY with you and your various households.

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Politics › Re: There’s Hope, Says Buhari As Another Chibok Girl Is Found by omenka(m): 5:29am On May 20, 2016

Boko Haram is being quashed.

Chibok girls are being rescued.

Promises being kept. That is what's giving the PDP Wailing Cankerworms nightmares, hence the kind of comments you see here.

Nigeria will succeed whether those imps like it or not- the evil you wish her will dwell ONLY with you and your various households.

Politics › Re: There’s Hope, Says Buhari As Another Chibok Girl Is Found by omenka(m): 5:23am On May 20, 2016

Firefire:
Why are we not rescuing the entire girls together?

'Singular finding' what happens to 'Plural finding?'

Make Una fear God ooooo

Atubotan APC o ni da.

How many singular findings did your hero and mentor, the Ineffectual Ogogoro Buffoon, whom you wanna kill yourself for make??

Imagine people being bitter over news about people getting reunited with their parents after over a year in captivity and slavery. Are you people normal at all??

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Politics › Re: There’s Hope, Says Buhari As Another Chibok Girl Is Found by omenka(m): 5:19am On May 20, 2016

rheether:
Not again with this chibok scam.

I pray the next "scam" doesn't involve you or any of your loved ones.

Smh.

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Politics › Re: I Will Trek Again For Buhari - Hashimu Debunks Rumour by omenka(m): 5:09am On May 20, 2016

AngelAhnie:
Na u be my number 1 customer you can be annoying sometimes tho.

Politics is a dirty business my dear. Let us accept it for what it is. Good morning.

Politics › Re: I Will Trek Again For Buhari - Hashimu Debunks Rumour by omenka(m): 10:36pm On May 19, 2016

AngelAhnie:
Kola don make am black

Go jor, e nor dey dat bad. At least e better pass some of ya customers own. grin

Oya, dress come the side of Baba for the girls make I whisper some vura for ya ear. cheesy

Science/Technology › Re: Manatee Caught By Fishermen At Obuamu River In Rivers State (Photos) by omenka(m): 10:34pm On May 19, 2016

MadCow1:
Chaii

Wildlife conservation na zero for this country.
Hunger and illiteracy na bastard

Politics › Re: Chibok Community Lambast Government, Media Over Treatment Of Rescued Girl by omenka(m): 10:26pm On May 19, 2016

Frankly speaking, the govt overplayed its hands so much I knew they were gonna get some knocks from moderates. The whole razzmatazz was unnecessary given the number of people left back there

If they treat just a single case like this, what then happens when all of them are released- declare a nationwide public holiday?? undecided

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Politics › Re: I Will Trek Again For Buhari - Hashimu Debunks Rumour by omenka(m): 10:20pm On May 19, 2016

AngelAhnie:
Old papa see your teeth

You like 'em? cheesy

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Politics › Re: I Will Trek Again For Buhari - Hashimu Debunks Rumour by omenka(m): 10:15pm On May 19, 2016

donphilopus:
Omenka said it today when the news emanated from a PDP blog. But people were quick to attack him just to get 'likes'. The news was from the pit of hell, the enemies of Nigeria. They've been greatly disappointed since this week started. No bad news to jubilate over so they had to fabricate that and _ma$turbate over it!

Here were the things I wrote: cheesy

Ahmed99:
The man who ~~trekk~~ trekked to celebrate ~~Buhari~~ Buhari's victory
~~hashimu suleiman~~ Hashimu Suleiman ~~have~~ has ~~exprss~~ expressed his ~~feeling, by~~ feeling saying
his greatest mistake was to ~~trekk~~ trek for
~~buhari.~~ Buhari. he He ~~express~~ expressed his dissatisfaction with the
way ~~buhari~~ Buhari ~~have~~ has been ruling Nigeria in over the last
one year ....“Removing fuel subsidy at ~~the~~ these hard ~~time~~ times is not
palatable ~~to hearing~~ when so many workers and
~~laborers~~ labourers can hardly put food on their table ,
.
~~many~~ Many ~~company~~ companies have fold up, and cost of living
is very high ,.

~~Nigerian has~~ Nigerians have been hoping for a
positive change for a very long time, enduring
hardship and now the federal government ~~want~~ wants
to make ~~thing~~ things worse for the masses hashimu
suleiman Hashimu Suleiman said”

source http://beauld.com/things-fall-apart-i-regret-trekking-for-buhari-suleman-hashimu/
Engrish made in iPod Utopia!!

omenka:
Another useless iPod miscreants' blog. Shi shi, una no get for head.

From the "Engrish" I saw then, there was no gainsaying the news was another poor contraption put together by an iPod Lost jew. cheesy

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Events › Re: Check Out All D Money Sprayed On This Couple At Their Traditional Wedding In Imo by omenka(m): 9:28am On May 19, 2016

The girls are learners. You use a broom and a packer in a case like this. cheesy

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Politics › Re: Governor Ambode with a Pretty Police officer during an inspection by omenka(m): 8:39am On May 19, 2016

Neat? Yea.

Pretty? Not quite. But since police no dey try for the department of appearance, we just might issue her a pass.

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Politics › Re: Convention: Court Bars PDP From Conducting Election For 18 Offices by omenka(m): 8:31am On May 19, 2016

TonyeBarcanista:
I don tire. Faction don even enter

Toh. That is how our politics is. Nothing is a given anywhere.

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Politics › Re: Convention: Court Bars PDP From Conducting Election For 18 Offices by omenka(m): 8:10am On May 19, 2016

TonyeBarcanista:
This is absolute madness

Remember what I told you about making statements with certainty regarding Nigerian politics the other time?? See what I mean?

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Politics › Re: Convention: Court Bars PDP From Conducting Election For 18 Offices by omenka(m): 8:08am On May 19, 2016

DEIFIED:
Useless party, cant the court just ban them for life, i dont want to be hearing that name in this country any more. They caused all the hardships and troubles nigerians are facing in this country today.

Walahi. They should be banned like the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt and heavens won't fall! grin

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Politics › Re: Convention: Court Bars PDP From Conducting Election For 18 Offices by omenka(m): 8:07am On May 19, 2016

Anytime I read stuffs like this, I know God is working tirelessly to rid Nigeria of her greatest albatrosses. cheesy

It is well with my country.

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Politics › Re: NLC Strike: Rivers Government Threatens Workers With ‘no Work, No Pay’ Order by omenka(m): 8:03am On May 19, 2016

RSG is trying to be too clever with this statement though, following the Italian adage that says "when you want to pull a snake out of its hole, be sure to use someone else's hand".

Why chip in "FG directive" when the action is strictly one taken by the state government?? There is no such thing as "compliance with the FG directive" here since the RSG employees are under the pay-roll of the state and not the FG.

Discerning minds should know the difference. This is a decision by the RSG and has absolutely nothing to do with the FG. Bringing in the FG is just a ploy to deflect anger from themselves.

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Politics › Re: NLC Strike: Rivers Government Threatens Workers With ‘no Work, No Pay’ Order by omenka(m): 7:57am On May 19, 2016

This thread is going to be a litmus test of hypocrisy on Nairaland.

Let the comments roll in! cheesy

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Politics › Re: As A Condition For Vaccination Shiites Demand Zakzaky’s Release by omenka(m): 7:54am On May 19, 2016

ItachiUchiha:
I don't agree with the sect's logic.. But the guy you attack is right in a way. The sect will sacrifice their kids, so polio is not eliminated completely, which means it will re-spread sometime in the future. That's one thing the govt is trying to avoid.

He spoke out of hatred, u did same, you're no better. Learn to analysis issues and situations, not attack people.

Thank you so much for this useless love letter. I really appreciate it. You must be very proud of yourself. Congrats.

Politics › Re: Breaking News : Its Either Peaceful Disintegration Or War - ILM by omenka(m): 7:45am On May 19, 2016

bender79:
The kind of stories we hear on social media...meanwhile step outside, all you see is people trying to survive.

You have said it all. In fact, this is an attempt by the op himself to survive by attracting people to his blog.

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Politics › Re: ECOWAS Court Gives Fg 24hours To Justify Dasuki Detention by omenka(m): 7:41am On May 19, 2016

Nigeria is a sovereign country and ECOWAS court can't dictate to us how to go about our domestic affairs especially when they have such dire consequences on National security.

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