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WEDDING! WEDDING!! WEDDING!!!

During a wedding reception; the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is what he came up with:
I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car. I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for my wedding suit. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf. Also to my brother’s wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown and to my sister for lending her shoes to my wife. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating out of it. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for those who didn’t get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication ( hopefully next year). Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today. Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to cook and dance. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronds. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drinks. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the cameraman. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don’t experience what I suffered for this wedding.
Thank you.

lovely123:
He died the same way Dagrin died, This is what am saying,,If you think you can do Juju to become famous,,At the end of the day you will die, Yes Death will be your Portion, I do not,and i mean it never be remorseful for those who think the, y can use juju to make them an household Name,
You don't hear of occasional deaths like This in Hollywood or Bolly wood, Even if it happens,it's once in a while,like the case of Aliyah in the early 2000 and that of Elizabeth Taylor that happened yesterday, Eliz died at the ripe age of 79.
For those of you thinking of making yourselves an Household Name,and you do "jazz" as we call it, DEATH WILL ALL BE YOUR PORTION,  NONE SENSE,

I think U are MAD!!! "How come pple like U are allowed in this site.  !!!. I dont Blame U. I blame your Mother who gave u fake charm not to prosper like Others. Poor U. 

@ poster, After u might av try all these solutions listed to u, mentioning of Snake, Gun, Bomb and all that and those rats do not surrender, i suggest u go for what we call "negotiation". Yes! u av to negotiate with the rat because, the Nigeria rats i know can never surrender. The more u kill the more they come, if u finish killing the one in ur house, neighbour rat will join even if u try kill all the one in ur street, the next street is not far from ur street, going like that from local government rat to another local government rat. It has come to the extent that i dont use broom in my house anymore. If ther is any food dropped on the ground, before i will go and get broom to clean up, my tenant (Rat) have help me out.They will be comming out as if they are in the battle field. they will stay under the dinning Table waiting as u are eating without you seeing them. To my greatest supprise, they know when is my breakfast, lunch or dinner. But if i dont have any meal as at that time, u wount see them, "I Guess they must have gone for SIESTA" and to be frank with u, they are so freeesssh- No raches. what u should do ehn: ,
 Just look for a room at the boys Quarter , make it comfortable for them, make them move in there by putting all left over food in there and u will put at least 2 cats outside the room (dey no born dem well to com outside). But if there is any one left in ur room while others are at the BQ, i bet u, Lonlinness will kill that one there.
In doing that, U av to let all scientist, student, those in lab for an experiment Know that u have all kind/ size of rat, "Depending the one in ur BQ", u can sell it if u want to. "IT'S BUSINESS"  

These goes to any Understanding lady within the age of 30's or early 40 who will need a responsible guy for a friend or a companion (either intimate or casual). As a matter of fact, u should be a working class or a self employed lady. At least, have something doing.

"You and I av to be Optimistic which each other".

You want to know me?
,  I am a graduate, a working class guy. I am at the age of late 20's. I come from Eastern part of Nigeria, but base somewhere in Lagos.

Are U Interested?
Just send me ur Phone No. to my E-mail, and also, tell me about your self (It is just between u & I); send it to:  tuk2bobby@yahoo.com   

wetin u dey wait 4, package the shit for food pack go giv am. Tell am say na Mr. Biggs newly sausage pack,

this post don comot hunger from me, i still dey laugh, even wen i dey sleep!!!   ! !
na im be say dem no get hope for old age oo. , , na this their youth age dem go only rub powder, chei!  , , i cant stop laughing  , ,

Must ladies/girls show their breeaast/nakeeed body before they think they are beautiful. Though I must confess that some of the ladies look nice

You av not seen anything yet,   Time is comming where all celebrities will stand in stage with just pant and Bra. all in the name of fashion,. 

If u may ask me, this guy commits no crime. He is only getting from those womanizers (Scape goat) that cant do without women. They should free the Guy bo, so far he use the money to sponsor himself in school (so he said).

I want to start up a mini poultry farm @ my backyard. Therefore i need a supplier.
First, i will like u to tell me ur own experience in poultry farming and what are your challenges.

I will need a supply of 10 small chick (Broiler) to start with for now, in other to discover the do and dont while breeding them.

Contact me: tuk2bobby@yahoo.com

Thank u.

You dont need to bother your self on whom you paid money into his or her account before you realised he is a scam. What you need to do, is just go to the Bank and make report, give them the person's details of account, If possible, the should alert the person that an amount has been credited in his account, they will surely get hold of him. For sure!

AM IN NEED OF #200,00 LOAN TO PAY BACK WITH #15,000 INTEREST AT THE END OF OCTOBER (2 MONTHS TIME).

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HEY GUYS,
One thing i must say to everybody here in this house is that, NOBODY should invest in anything without you knowing or even going to their office for proper inquiries so you can be well convinced that the investment is real. For Christ sake, It sound stupid to hear how a victim make business with somebody all in the name of internet browsing and phone calls without knowing or having proper clearification from the source (Office). Even if there is office, you never bother to find out if the company is registered under coporate Afairs Comission(CAC) or not. Take for instance gsmcardsonline.com Uptill this present minute, they av went offline because they have reach their dream target. (what a pity to those victim) their scam number is :07038092743. They will even tell you that:" THEY DONT WELCOME CLIENT TO THEIR OFFICE" (sound stupid to one who is willing to invest but need more info before investing).
How can one Invest in such business without legal office registered under CAC, "NO OFFICE, NO BUSINESS" BE WISE !!!!!, If it it is possible, i will like the owner of this site to create his own EFCC to track this MALLUuus down

@ amyliajane: But do u av any idea about the 15k monthly investment?, Is it real?

I will giv a trial on that of #20,000. But it has to be when i av supplus cash should incase they turn out to be fraud. After all, one must take a bold step of risk in life to be wealthy.

PLEASE HOUSE, I WILL LIKE TO KNOW IF gsmcardsonline.com investment is real.

@ Funmi; kindly go to www.nexianigeria.com and apply immediatly.

why not try the NYSC vacancy?

I am very mush interested. Can u pls send me more info about it through:, chatwithbobby2009@yahoo.com

Yes, Do send me, chatwithbobby2009@yahoo.com