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Sports › Re: Meet The Top 10 Sexiest Premier League Footballers, Ronaldo Is Just 123rd (Pics) by Omniman(m): 12:11pm On Nov 03, 2021
cool

OmniGuys don't check out guys.
Thats for the ladies...

But omniguys can check out ladies grin
Health › Re: Pain During Sex by Omniman(m): 12:00pm On Nov 03, 2021
greatseed:
Why don't you just advise him to get healthy lubricant. Billions of women on earth were once disvirgened. No big deal

With frequent use of lubricant you will break in & after like 7days. You will both feel normal about your sex life. Except you guys are in the league of guys that have phobia for pain e. g Adults scared to take injections. Etc
Viginal secretion is a natural lube
Health › Re: Pain During Sex by Omniman(m): 10:50am On Nov 03, 2021
First of all congratulations on your 3weeks marriage with your tear rubber wife grin

Secondly, disvirgining is lot of work. It's like trying to drill a stone wall with your peepee. Most time you sweat so much and sometimes you just want to try another time.

Thirdly, I will tell you. It's natural to experience pain. Overtime the pain reduces. It might take months.
I am suspecting she isn't juicy enough before u start penetration.

What you can do to ease the pain. Give your wife a good oral before introducing your lil self grin

Eat her like a psychotic rat on steroids..

When she is juicy enough. You can slide in and out with lil friction

Nagode cool
Business › Re: Jeff Bezos Is Accused Of Being A Climate Hypocrite( Pics) by Omniman(m): 7:46am On Nov 03, 2021
cool
Celebrities › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo’s Wins UCL Man Of The Match With 2 Goals vs Atalanta (Photos) by Omniman(m): 6:23am On Nov 03, 2021
grin like I said

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by Omniman(m): 7:02pm On Nov 02, 2021
Ororo for the mula grin
Properties › Re: Ikoyi Building Collapse: Sanwo-Olu Orders Indefinite Suspension Of Gbolahan Oki by Omniman(m): 5:05pm On Nov 02, 2021
Somebody must pay mehn
Politics › Re: Babatunde Fashola Visits Bola Tinubu In Abuja (Photos) by Omniman(m): 5:05pm On Nov 02, 2021
cry all these visiting, to what end
Family › Re: Fantasising In My Marriage. by Omniman(m): 5:01pm On Nov 02, 2021
sad
Properties › Re: IGP Usman Baba At Ikoyi Collapsed Building Site by Omniman(m):
cool all the people that shared the money are coming one after the other.

Guilty conscience cool
Travel › Re: My Visit To Kwame Nkrumah Mausoleum In Ghana Pics & Video by Omniman(m): 4:31pm On Nov 02, 2021
embarassed
Properties › Re: Building Under Construction Collapses In Lekki (Photo) by Omniman(m): 3:39pm On Nov 02, 2021
doggedfighter:
The season of collapsed buildings.




I heard Lekki soil is soft and not really good for storey buildings.
Soft soil ke.
People are building on water and it's still standing sad
Politics › Re: Tordue Salem: Gbajabiamila Asks Security Agencies To Find Missing Reporter by Omniman(m): 12:55pm On Nov 02, 2021
embarassed
Foreign Affairs › Re: Yahoo, Fortnite Quit China Amid "Challenging Environment" by Omniman(m): 12:52pm On Nov 02, 2021
lipsrsealed
Properties › Re: The Issues Of Building-Collapse In Nigeria: Recommended Solutions by Omniman(m): 12:51pm On Nov 02, 2021
huh
Politics › Re: Nimet In Frantic Move To Rescue Nine Kidnapped Workers by Omniman(m): 12:50pm On Nov 02, 2021
huh

The way unknown gun men uses this guys to play ludo ehn
Crime › Re: My Girlfriend Was Raped In Lagos By A Fat Elderly Man With A Pot Belly by Omniman(m): 10:36am On Nov 02, 2021
Sorry bro
Family › Re: Man Rewards His Wife With 2 Cars On Their 8th Wedding Anniversary (Pix, Video) by Omniman(m): 7:36pm On Nov 01, 2021
grin
Properties › Re: The Collapsed 21-Storey Building Was Sealed By Lagos State Government In 2020 by Omniman(m): 7:35pm On Nov 01, 2021
$5million just collapse just like that embarassed
Politics › Re: Ooni Decries Poor State Of Ife Roads by Omniman(m): 8:43am On Nov 01, 2021
angry
Sports › Re: Messi: I'd Like To Return To Barcelona As Technical Secretary by Omniman(m): 8:42am On Nov 01, 2021
Deep
Programming › Can You Convert Static Website To Wordpress Theme by Omniman(op): 7:05am On Nov 01, 2021
I have a website to be converted to WordPress theme. If you are capable dm me. Thanks
Celebrities › Re: 'I Am Madam Not Baby' - BBNaija's Angel Smith Says As She Shines In New Photos by Omniman(m): 10:07pm On Oct 31, 2021
grin

Leave the girl alone
Crime › Re: Five Killed In Anambra As Troops Repel Unknown Gunmen Attack by Omniman(m): 9:39pm On Oct 31, 2021
That's some gangsta Shiiit right there.

Kudos to the Nigerian arm forces for protecting the lives of the innocent this time.
Finally, my tax is doing something


And Who are these moronic gunmen?
Wish they can capture one alive angry
Politics › Re: Missing ₦881 Billion: SERAP Sues Buhari, Others, Wants Recovery Of Funds by Omniman(m): 11:52am On Oct 31, 2021
sad
Crime › Re: Missing Faruq Osilalu Found Dead In The US (Photos) by Omniman(m): 5:15pm On Oct 30, 2021
embarassed

Person just waste this man like this
Celebrities › Re: Maria Chike Joins Mapia Tea As Their Ambassador (Photos) by Omniman(m): 5:15pm On Oct 30, 2021
cheesy
Education › Re: Transgender: Students At Leeds University Demand staff include Gender Pronoun by Omniman(m): 4:36pm On Oct 30, 2021
shocked
Romance › Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Omniman(m): 8:11am On Oct 30, 2021
Small dicky community don't worry about embarrassing erection grin
Politics › Re: BBNaija Season 6 Stars Meet With Governor Sanwo-Olu In Lagos (Photo, Video) by Omniman(m): 4:59pm On Oct 29, 2021
Success is sweet... grin
Haters will continue to hate
Politics › Re: Nigeria Acquires 60 Armored Vehicles From China To Tackle Banditry, Terrorism by Omniman(m): 9:19am On Oct 29, 2021
Lol


Tank VS Motorcycle.

Which one is more Mobile?
Politics › Re: Bandits Ask Soldiers To Vacate Plateau Community Ahead Of Planned Attack by Omniman(m): 7:58pm On Oct 28, 2021
smiley

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