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To my Jeni my lameul congratulation to u am so very happy, My Storm dere is no fear u are admitted congrat

to all my second choice friends, dont be warry by any kind of news be it real or not, be courageous i say be courageous.

dest4real: What's the problem with UI, if they can conduct PUTME and release the result in two days, so 3wks is not enough 2 compile admission list abi? what does it take for God sake? you want 2 admit 50 pple in each department, 40 4rm 1st choice candidates, 10 4rm 2nd choice candidates,just tell computer arrange best 50 results in all department. That's the importance of online registration. This country, na wa o...Manipulation tinz sha!

hmmmm UI

gudmorning everybody

Brini: MAN: Baby, I love you, would you please marry
me?
WOMAN: (stands up and lands a stinging slap
on his face) I have waited more than 9yrs, I
have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought
books and listened to tapes, even went out of
my way to be nice to every male specie of
marriageable age!
I took up new hobbies, watching football and
play station. I went to Daystar. From Daystar, I
went to House on the Rock, from House on
the rock I went to Guiding Light Assembly,
Phronesis Christian Centre Int’l, MFM, Christ
Embassy, Redeemed, From there I went to
This Present Winners looking every where for
you. I went from a size 14 to a size 10, so that
when you see me you’d love what you see.
I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I went
to Port- Harcourt, then I went all the way to
Kano I joined hi-five, from hi-five to
Facebook, then I went to twitter, I even had
a blog on which I ranted, hoping yōϋ would
show up! for where?
I uploaded only my best pictures on
Facebook, in fact I took photo sessions to
look my best, all for you o! I attended all the
weddings, whether the invitation was direct
or indirect! The next place I was hoping to
check was the moon, before you crawled out,
crawled out from the house directly next to
mine!
So it was you all this while? The neighbour I
said hello to every morning?
Were you trying to destroy my faith?
You almost rendered my prayer life useless?
What were you waiting for?
What sign where you looking for?
Do you want to kill me before you reveal
yourself?!!!
Now be a gentleman, get down on your
knees and put that ring on my finger!!

Lol

gudmorning everybody

The Senate has appealed to striking lecturers in the country to return to work to prevent further devaluation of the country’s educational fortunes.
Classrooms of public universities have remained deserted since Monday, July 1st, 2013 following industrial action by the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU).
Disturbed by the lingering situation, the senate considered a motion on the crisis, the senate president, Senator David Mark was also mandated to meet with President Goodluck Jonathan and the academic staff union of universities so as to bring an end to the strike.
Senator President however made a personal plea to the union to suspend their action in the interest of Nigerian youths, as they have been out of school wasting away for four months as negotiations have not yielded any positive result.
The Senate mandated its committee on education to continue its involvement in the negotiations for the resolution of the crisis

and also

President Goodluck Jonathan has once again called on the members of the Academic Staff Union of Universities to call of their lingering strike.
Jonathan, who was represented by the Coordinating Minister of Education, Mr. Nyesom Wike, at the 29th convocation of the University of Ilorin on Wednesday, said the Federal Government would systematically continue to address challenges of the university system.
According to him, the Federal Government has increased the budget of education from N234.8bn in 2010 to N426.5bn in 2013. He added that the FG in 2013 allocated N55.74bn to the university sub-sector alone.
Jonathan also said FG had released N130bn to universities for infrastructural development and payment of earned allowances to staff of universities.
He added that the government was seriously working on the best ways to ensure the implementation of the Report of the Needs Assessment Committee for Universities.
“I wish to once again call on ASUU to allow reason to prevail by immediately calling off their ongoing strike action in the interest of the nation and our children while government systematically continues to address the myriads of challenges facing our university system.
“I call on the university teachers to work with the government to make our universities centres of excellence,” Jonathan said.

The Senate has appealed to striking lecturers in the country to return to work to prevent further devaluation of the country’s educational fortunes.
Classrooms of public universities have remained deserted since Monday, July 1st, 2013 following industrial action by the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU).
Disturbed by the lingering situation, the senate considered a motion on the crisis, the senate president, Senator David Mark was also mandated to meet with President Goodluck Jonathan and the academic staff union of universities so as to bring an end to the strike.
Senator President however made a personal plea to the union to suspend their action in the interest of Nigerian youths, as they have been out of school wasting away for four months as negotiations have not yielded any positive result.
The Senate mandated its committee on education to continue its involvement in the negotiations for the resolution of the crisis
and also




President Goodluck Jonathan has once again called on the members of the Academic Staff Union of Universities to call of their lingering strike.
Jonathan, who was represented by the Coordinating Minister of Education, Mr. Nyesom Wike, at the 29th convocation of the University of Ilorin on Wednesday, said the Federal Government would systematically continue to address challenges of the university system.
According to him, the Federal Government has increased the budget of education from N234.8bn in 2010 to N426.5bn in 2013. He added that the FG in 2013 allocated N55.74bn to the university sub-sector alone.
Jonathan also said FG had released N130bn to universities for infrastructural development and payment of earned allowances to staff of universities.
He added that the government was seriously working on the best ways to ensure the implementation of the Report of the Needs Assessment Committee for Universities.
“I wish to once again call on ASUU to allow reason to prevail by immediately calling off their ongoing strike action in the interest of the nation and our children while government systematically continues to address the myriads of challenges facing our university system.
“I call on the university teachers to work with the government to make our universities centres of excellence,” Jonathan said.

Akintileboy: guess?

good news on the way right

Akintileboy: No problem. D admission list has been

hmmmm nor make me vex ooo

it is a Goalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ooooooooooo

olameday: i dey one side ooo!!

make u dey show ur self ooo

dest4real: Great, i wish us luck, last year 25 pple were offered admission in2 MB;BS in the 1st List 2tru D.E

hmmm 25

Olamede, i sight u in 3D, were on earth hv u been?

gudevening everybody

Agatao: Praying mode! Every power or any force of darkness hindering UI admission list with the authority of the Almighty God be consumed by fire...... IJN. Amen. Thank u lord i knw u've answered my prayer!! Begin 2 rejoice !! The list is on is way.

Lol

Ifyx: Guyz,ıt'z vıctory at last. I attended an occasıon yesterday & ı was prıvıleged to c d vc of ui,mehn prof Isaac Adewole was lookıng fresh & royalty was wrıtten all over hım. I started tellıng ma mum "see ma vc","see ma vc". As fate would av ıt,an old man overheard wat ı told ma mum & he tapped me on d back & asked "omo mı,are u a student?", "nope,ı'm an aspırant", he den answered & saıd: ıf gıven d opportunıty to talk to ur vc,would u do so? "oh yes ı would",ı answered. He den told me to follow hım,as we approached d vc,each step ı took was fılled wıth joy,enthusıasm & happıness. As we got to d vc,d securıty men around hım paved way for d old man to pass & ı started wonderıng wat kında ınfluence he had over d vc. He & d vc quıckly whıspered somethıng to each other and prof Adewole beckoned on me to come closer nd ı obeyed. Prof Adewole gave me a dırty slap & saıd "u want to enter ui abı?" I woke up wıf ma hands on ma cheek,stıll cryıng.

hahahahahahahahahaha so funny

sadeeeeeeq: All I want is admission list.shikena

nor be small

abskilz: who amongs us here applied for medicine D.E, pls indicate. we have somethings to talk about. thanks y'all and may God see us thru.

Amen

Osunstate: 100% sure..those that passed d same de channel let me knw,but at initial b4 i fill d de form av being to ui myself,to knw my stand concernin d o level,but with God things are possible,i believe ds is my yr in ui

alright

wow what a sunny day

Habidab: I hope the list to be out nextweek or atmost first week of November
but UI are due to release their admission list in the Month of October right from time

abeg make una nor dey extend this date sho

Osunstate: With info i'm hearing concerning ui admission 4 1st choice candidates that choose appropriate course in relevant wit d previous course of study..ui dnt grade ur o level just av atleast credit..but mostly concern wit ur A level,ND,HND or whatever ur resul,and again checking of email is most important,cos if ui notice u are not qualify wit d course d candidate av chosen,ui will definately mail u and gv u anoda course,forget about all fallback courses u fill already,i stand to b corrected

bro sorry oo are u sure?

Debonny90: Cut off and number of student entering each department wher given to d H.O.Ds yesterday

hmmmm ok then we are going somewhere

olalerey: In USA when couples are going to
bed, you hear 'GOODNITE, MY
DEAR'.
In Britain, you hear ' GOODNIGHT
SWEETHEART. I LOVE YOU'
In Australia, you hear 'SWEET
DREAMS DARLING'
In Africa, you hear 'HAVE YOU LOCKED ALL THE DOORS AND THE WINDOWS?'
don't laugh alone pls!!!!Today is 'I love you day'.

hahahhhahahhahahahaahahahahaah

Brini: The lock can be closed without a key.
When you were keeping the things inside the shed, the murderer took the lock hanging on the door and replaced it with an identical one. You closed it as it did not require a key. When you were gone, the murderer opened the new lock with his key, planted the body inside, replaced the lock with the original one again and locked it...

Brini Brini

just imagine at the middle of the night rubber are in a compound close to urs doing their job and UI just tex u dat u hv been admitted, how wud screem?

Sanguine: Goodmorning, how are you? Goodmorning, God bless you. Goodmorning, I love you. Goodmorning, Enjoy your day.







[size=20pt]GOODMORNING![/size]

morning i guess u wake up at the right side of urbed today or u hear anything about the list?

dest4real: Amen...and U too!

amen and amen

dest4real: Lol, yes o,we don't want virus, that's Y it must scan 4 virus...pls allow up to 10hrs to scan for virus!

Haba this girl self. ok na we are waiting patiently

jdzarrus99: Gud morin Every1.....Let's not b weary about ASUU n UI palava.Weda dey like it or not,Admission list is Certain this week.
#Prayer Can still change every misfortune,so don't ignore!

morning, abeg i believe u

gudmorning everybody, hw was ur nite?