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lol at aloib. we add energy   to the last verse  

paw paw is a kind of fruitttttt
paw paw is a kind of fruit o
sweet liki sugar
yellow like fanta
everybody likes pawpaw, Energy

Poster, go alone make sure you like what you see before you relocate. most like it some don't so tread softly sister.
your post wasn't clear enough. but still you don't move at once.

yes trippe is shaki  you are doing great
old bay, okay you will see this in a yellowish flat like can. it has it's side in blue and the top cover in red. Old Bay is clearly displayed.

lol it's really funny rofl 
poster, the reason be say anyone wey dey abroad them think say the person dey pack shit. so you are not alone. PTH was only joking because that's what they used to yab those abroad  .

don't worry about jobs. for now focus on your going and your schooling, get used to the academic styles. that should be uppermost. once you are settled, getting a part time job on campus won't be a problem. start lowly and then with time you will see other jobs on campus and apply. you don't need to do any course in Nigeria to get a job in school. you are coming to learn right? so whatever experience you have should be fine. if you see a job you like and don't have the experience, don't worry because with time everything will fall into place.

I'm curious o do secondary school people pay school fees in Edo state public schools?

yeah meatpies and Mr. Biggs make them feel oyinbonized. i eat my nigeria food 100 %. eat out once in a while with my roommates. sadly many nigeria oversea still love to eat burger king and the likes.

PTH you are right. two of my roomies are from china. they always eat chinese food. well they both told me i love eating nigerian food too, we laughed over it. i don't know how i will be gulping down burgers or ravoli all the time.

God bless America

then just leave it, shortly the pus will come out, then it will dry up. next time once you begin to feel the sign of boil, just wash with soap, sponge and water. then apply vaseline.

sorry with the pains

hey iya maye (aje) which kin question be that now eh? if i know the type, then i go decide. by the way you know tell us boya iwo ni okurin to wa ni window yen. awa fe mo o.

you are soooooooooooo hilarious  now where did you get that pic again eh?

replenish, that can't be a woman please. no shape  so okurin ni  by the way, was that you Iya aje? did the chica's bobo caught up with you?

E ko rin fun mi eeeee  thanks for the song sha

I love yellow garri nice with ogbono soup with assorted meat, bokoto, shaki/towel, dried hausa fish, bonga, magala, nice beef, crayfish , o la la la taste of heavenly bliss

i think both garriums good o but some like one better than the other. so make yellow garri for ya sibbling that's his preference.

(yellow garri can be expensive sha)

you this guy eh?

laughing

laughing real hard. my friend Richy, thank you sha for the correct version 

whistling ko so lo ko loko, eiye bere ma jeka eiye
ko so lo ko o si o, eiye bere ma jeka eiye
humming along eiye bere ma jeka eiye

richylaw:
I can't help but laugh whenever I see omoge humming her songs
This time around eye lo de kan.

Bi mi o ba ni be rara o dabi orin ti o fe ko niyi:
ko s'oloko ( farm owner) loko eye bere ma jeka (eat the guinea corn) eye
Minute se nkan n se muremure. A a kuu opin ose o.

ewwwwwwwwww

ko so lo ko lo ko, eiye badan ma lo kan eiye
ko so lo ko o si o, eiye badan ma lo kna eiye

whistling, hooray hooray it's friday. tgif

@omogenaija chop real nigeria food in small portions

@ omoge25 oh lalala Snail stew eh, nothing like it ooo.

i dont like it when unmarried ladies open their legs for guys. Poster, i hope you go to the hospital to tie your sperm duct/bag! Hope she learnt a bitter lesson. Close your legs till you are married.

*Laughing*

buhahahahahahaha. so na wetin you go do now? don't worry too much about your ikebe my sister, it's an asset  at least mine is  just put on tight jeans and flaunt it 

eyaaa na wetin make a whole omogenaija forget food? your bobo no text you?

Laughing  ,  yes ooo iya 2nd and you dey here too. na here we dey share our hunger of imaginary food oo.

marry her. give her another belle and move on to the next level.

i once heard that when it comes to sex, some guys think with their Kini kulus kalas 

PTBNaija, have you ever been to Solomons Island? they make the best crab cake in the world 

expensive !!!! yes but oh mine mine mine.

oh i wonder o. wetin do your name now?

yes oo as long as it is negative to them, they will be happy. but will gladly run to the next western union office or money gram.
do they really care what you do? nope.

Snail stew

abi ooo.

maybe they want to hear wether you be CEO of shit packing or diaper changing, or wether you dey study shit packing in school

same with my granny lol. she used to say that area has it's own kwarikwata very tiny and different from the ones that attack the head. she would add that you can't get it out once it attacks  so make sure you baff  ofc we girls will be running to the bathroom while my brothers will just look away 

whenever you see your boil abt to start, wash it very well with sponge and soap. apply vaseline. it goes away on its own.

LOL. yeah maybe he wash am hahahaha. i share an apt with some of my classmate who brought their bf, oh lordy lordy. so no tell me say he wash am every night.

am good at looking. the thing wey eye see, eye go look .
maybe one day i will go like this: hey man, do you wash that draws/dross of urs huh?

some just don't grow up you know.

if you've been in a class setting, then you wouldn't have asked me that 'perv' question.

it was what i saw. now leave omoge alone