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Deepzone, no need for workshop for them.

a good police system is enough. . . this will make them just chill out when that temper run amok (remembering the police like they remember here)

Morenike, thank you. honestly that temper flares is when women are involve

they don't raise their voice when talking to men like them.

okija, am talking abt nigerian men

tpia really?

i like the plantain type because of the dark color

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Plapp,

you know they are quick temper when it comes to talking with a woman and hate sarcasm

it is so wrong. the civilized ones in nig should be fighting against this. we should not always make the oyinbo do the fighting for us

VAGINAL MONOLOGUE

there was this woman who always says

i dey here today, i dey here tomorrow and pple would come rushing. what she got was flour, sugar and then mix them up. the fried thing is 'i dey here'
they ended up calling the fried thing 'i dey here'

you wan chop i dey here?

lovely place
how many driving lanes are there?

driving on the free way scare the smoke out of me

how many driving lanes are there?

so a man will help until his momma comes right? that is hypocrite. continue to be helpful to your wife even with momma being around.

karma, lol i think they are afraid too. you know if you refuse to help your wifey then quarrel start. she then gives you a good sacasm which made you slap her in the front of the kids. ha! off too the phone to dial 911 you are in soup obe ata ni

it is strange too. i don't know what the democrat are not doing. to see MC and Palin winning this election is
if after 8years this is what repulblican made the country to look like and yet pple are still going to vote in republic. . . i want someone to examine their brain

am a very sweet chic  . i mix with them to have articles for the school board (the gossip colum) 
at school, you got to meet people some good some bad. i have a strict parents so there are boundaries. so i no get 10 head
I'm where i am today because of my good nature.

karma, lol they call it lapalapa right? that thing is it never misses the target area lol roundish looking ewwwwwww, i see pple using McClean, close up toothpaste on it. it is really worm?

true devil bean is muah . is it true that palm oil help to reduce the itch?

kokoye, awon omo soja won bad gan gan ni

werepe is just harmless

my friends and I do have a large amout of it. beautifully grated and stored in a lynon bag. i was away and they used it on one of the girls they didn't like. we had plan to use it on the awon boyz. who said officers children ain't bad

olomi tutu reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

oni emu reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee o

sele meta meta gbanjo 10 10 kobo
sele meta meta gbanjo 10 10 kobo

(this one is so common on Ojoo market day )

jara panu jara panu (some kwanu)

jara panu jara panu!


ricee re  wa re
riceee re wa re

eron ro ri riceeee
eron ro ri riceeee

buy your sweeet poff poff
buy your sweet poff poff


ageege ageege ageege agege
hold your change o
hold your change o


orishi rishi aate re oo
orishi rishi aate re oo


ga kunu da zaiki
ga kunu da zaiki


lol 

daycare is okay if you can afford a good one (not just any daycare)

househelp only if it is a professional one who would come clean, wash etc and go away. again only a professional ones. No way to using kids my children's age to do housework for us.

the burial on property is soooooooooooooo wierd

how many nigerian food is/are hygienic anyway? no matter where you go most food are not hygienic. those suya you all loved, do you know how it was prepared? some do not even wash their hands after shitting and run to come slice the suya for us to eat. honestly i don't see any food that is hygenic in niaja unless the food your mama is cooking maybe.

i once stayed with an auntyI would say oh Jesus at the way she allowed her Akpu to ferment.
those tea by my mallam bobo, do you know how many flies are at the bottom of the tea panu? yet people loved it.
again hygiene is a general problem in africa truth be said.

as a child i don't like amala for the dark color. although, today i can eat a small amt of the Green Plantain amala.

tpia, those burgers oversea 

with 3 people dead now i wonder what they will do to the culprit. I think it is better they kill him too. Why would they have to waste time judging him and then lock him up in jail for million years i don't understand. it is better he dies too. he is heartless and cold. that child that he shot too oh what a heartless cold killer. May you rot in hell and may big big maggots feast on your body. i pray he already killed himself by now.

Hudson, sorry dear. . . May God give you and your family the strengh to bear everything 

maedan you are very correct with your post
I AM an intelligent observer and I really think America would prefer the Worst White President (eg McCain) than the Best Black President (ie Obama).

he is being predicted already.

Expert says MC will win. seems like it now. I just do not understand this country. after all this years of Republican govt that messed up the country and the world, they will still vote Republican? that's where i feel funny because i am not for Obama for being black but that i want a change that is a democrat no matter who the person is.

Obama looks cute today in Richmond, VA. That guy sure do have style

9 days to go!

Smoked fish stew with lots of rodo. Now time to chill with Alize

do not worry poster she will find her way as she settle down with her classes.
from classmates, flyers and coursemates etc she will hear abt jobs on campus.

those oba and chief thing should be abolish. i don't see the point of having them.

Gamine, do you want a real natural fruit? and a relaxation spot on the island?  

retire? oh it is hard to retire my sister. they still fear the winsh

killing of 3 cows to buried ones father who died many years ago. how wasteful. a son wasnt there when his dad died. he comes home 17years later he must kill cows, do party for all the villager and extended family members for the burial. what burial again? isn't it once to die, once to burial and after that judgement?

the egg do have prob after 30 o. Science agree with that or at least my biology text said so.

Gamine, i think nothing wrong. but how funny you live in a poor place but a fine place in the village is empty. like you and the 3 kids living in 1 bedroom and then labor to build a nice house in the village when you are not living there. i think it is a general thing and not peculiar with a tribe.
the funny thing also is some of them will be afraid to live there in fear of immaginary winsh and wizard  

if the person has set aside money for 'fly him when death calls' fine. if not, i think it is not necessary. that money should go into edu fund for the kids. wherever a person dies, maggots still have their final say.