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Johny your water is ready
Johnie, your food is ready

lol. are they truly lost? i don't think so. it's just where they bread is buttered.

that dread up there is wild too. i hope one of them animal in his house didn't style it for him

crazykid, good one

i have followed your post and really am glad to know everything is going on good. keep it up. we all have funny experiences in the hands of our own. after many not too good experiences, i stayed away from them a lot (i have 2 good Nigerian friends in school).
strange they still come to ask me why i have asian roommates or prefer to join their teams in class.

that's our brothers and sisters from home for you. God will always be for us. so I'm really happy about the outcome for you. cheers 

let them watch Lifetime and LMN if they don't watch Nancy Grace or read newspaper

oga tell us how far oo

humming and whistling and eating away my chicken burrito

awon ti ebe pa, e wa je burrito oo

not let me vex with you o iya aje, you got to carry your wahala out of my side okay. i don't care the nursery school you went to. because i don't know what they taught you there more than  which you post all around the forum.
i went to a nusery school too and then a so don't come here bragging because if it's brag time, am sure you won't step up to my pedicured toes school wise. so hurry off away from Omoge.

i can sing you poems and many of them you haven't heard it so take a chill pill and booze off. am sure you went to a bush/forest school because you seems to know the song. for me i heard friends singing them so that's why am not fluent at singing it all well. am not a yoruba mind ya.

i pity nigerian dogs

this is just funny 
Phenomenon, stop picking on my sister 
N Joy, just laugh it off 


a gown, it's really hot today

Awa o soro ile wa oo
awa o soro ile wa ooo
igba kan o si o ye
igba kan o si ka wa ma soro
awa o soro ile wa o

humming and whistling igba kan o si ka wa ma soro
awa o soro ile wa o


Eka ro, eku isimi

lol that was hilarious,

get some friend of yours to help out. i helped my roommate detangle her million braids . thank goodness it's summer time so we had the chance to do it before school. she is very grateful to me. not easy but whatever you do, don't wash or loose everything before trying to detangle. just one after the other like others are saying. i had to apply Ghana oil then use a sharp pointed comb to detangle, not easy sha.

in this age, we shouldn't say a boy is more valuable than a girl. both are valuable.

ummm, humming and whistling

maybe to attract pple to his church. you know Nigerians love DOLLARS

time to chill wo bikini lo swim o jare. awon ara ile ti wo sebi awon ni won mo yoruba ju, e gbe lo jo.

asko o, tobito
to mo de re, ta agba re
full stop
bere mo le ko ya were
express 

boo fredi is coming boo

osisi lol

dakmanzero eh eh

dollars talk in nigeria now why won't he say something like that as his theme. some office holders are being paid in dollars so i heard. WU offices and banks fill up with people who want to collect money sent to them from pound and dollar land.

so the pastor sure knows what he is talking about. maybe he is indirectly teasing people who love dollars more than naira  . them boku 

LOL  after one week them say make you share bill 

well, no free thing in oyinbo land. na my brother house, na my sister house, na my friend house no dey. even if it's your brother/sister/friend's place, at least after about 3 weeks, just leave. don't wait for them to tell you to leave. Just LEAVE lol.

El, i dey o. my phone fall for inside water in the tub. i no get money to buy new one. am waiting for money from home.

Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream
When I want you in my arms
When I want you and all your charms
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream

When I feel blue in the night
And I need you to hold me tight
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam

I can make you mine, taste your lips of wine
Anytime night or day
Only trouble is, gee whiz
I'm dreamin' my life away

I need you so that I could die
I love you so and that is why
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam

I can make you mine, taste your lips of wine
Anytime night or day
Only trouble is, gee whiz
I'm dreamin' my life away

I need you so that I could die
I love you so and that is why
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream

FADE
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream

Everly Brothers.
for you Faketan and other dreamers 

nzinzin shi

sistah +osisi, Ynot, Ikomi and all,

Anyone remember a song titled Angelina with the last verse being waka waka?
my aunt loves singing it.
anyone who can sing that song should please post it here abegi.

$$Rhino, you be better guy  . poster listen to Rhino's comment okay.



na true you talk. it's about time couples consult each other. afterall it's something relating to food/entertainment. should have made your wife do it or at least let her know the next plan since the first plan went wrong. anyway, it's not bad if you call your wife and tell her you are sorry for making the quick decision of ordering the cake.

good luck and hope you both resolve it my friend  .

@dinozzo

i watched it last saturday, i think it was nice. some men are like that i guess. well, pray men will really be able to run away from temptation
yeah the singing part was somehow to me.

Overall, nice movies. on a scale of 5 i will give it 4

tiwon bati lo owo lowo ma pe e lo obirin
atata omoge jaiye jaiye

humming atata omoge jaiye jaiye

halo gbogbo yin halo halo helo.
humming and whistling atata omoge jaiye jaiye

am glad at the outcome of things with the case. what he did/allow to happen to those animal was so cruel.
i hope others learn a lesson or two.

seun001, thank you for coming to my defense. you are a good brother  . let feketan continue to play. one day be one day he go touch and enter fire 

make una leave my brother now eh. that bag is expensive now, at least it got star 
@ young 15, eh em em was that your purse or school bag?

you pay dowry, walk the aisle? take time oo. thank goodness say na NL barrier. i for bill you to kill white cock and a she goat with beard for saying you wan touch.

ewo   the feketan guy just dey obsess with front yard and backyard. na wah ooo