₦airaland Forum

Dear Mr. President: We should say Merry Christmas but we are not your goverment, we are not in the business of deception. After almost ten hours of gathering your thoughts to speak on the bomb blasts that rocked the nation yesterday, you still fell short of your own very low standards.

What did you intend to say when you said Bomb Blasts are a burden we must live with? Why do you bother to budget over a trillion for security if we must live the burden of insecurity? How come you are still a president? We do not blame you, we blame our older ones who were stupid enough to think that where you come from and your religion was all you needed to be a competent president.

They are crying now. We all cried yesterday on the darkest Christmas day of our short lives.

While we cried and left Christmas postponed for another year, we watched as you danced your life away like there was no tomorrow. Is it true that all you care about is the fact that you are the president so whatever can happen should happen. Last night we prayed for you. We prayed that the white men should be able to make common sense so that we can budget for it and then you will have it in abundance. As it is, it is obvious sir that you are grossly lacking in common sense.

If you weren’t, you would never come out to tell a mourning nation that it should get ready to live with the burden of destruction and insecurity. That was utterly insensitive and even the dumbest of our mates, fellow Nigerian children would never descend that low to an unprecedented level of cluelessness.

We understand this is not a sane country, if this was a sane country, your ilk will not be in a job. Your security chiefs, yourself and your cabinet would have been throwing resignation letters left right and centre. But then, here is a place where people are satisfied with just being in positions, that they are clueless about what to do in such positions does not matter.

Mr. President, Boko Haram defeated you in 2011. What plans are you making for 2012? Do you realise they have since improved while your security tactics remain stop and search? Do you realise they are far more coordinated than ever before? Have you thought of engaging more intelligence in curbing this menace instead of just mere brute? Yes, you have issues with concentrating for long, why not budget for a concentrator? That way you are conditioned to at least focus on being the president of Nigeria instead of our national chief chef? You are wondering where that came from? It came from cassava bread sir. You chose the menu for 2012 but we hope you realise that Boko Haram certainly has a menu.
Please Mr. President, they will look to attack again in the New Year, do what you have never done before, get your security chiefs to prevent that by all means. Contrary to your assertion, we are not prepared to live with the burden of bomb blasts. Get yourself to work and stop excusing your inability to deal with Boko Haram on the premise that they are a necessity. What is that? If you cannot lead and be a president, help yourself and resign. Please take your vice-president along. You are a twin set of incompetence.

This letter has been written with kind words, not because we are in the mood to be nice to you but because we are children and respect is a value we want to live with but our lack of it sometimes is a burden you must live with as long as you force us to live with your Boko Haram burden.

We wrote you a letter on subsidy yesterday but we figured it would be better to send this before you get our other letter. As long as your cluelessness reigns supreme in this country, we will always remind you of our angst and stake in this nation. It is not by force to live in Aso Rock. So if you must, do the right things, say the right things and learn to get the basic things right.

The Bomb Blasts darkened our Christmas but your response dampened our mood even further. This is not the way to lead a people. If you need help, we will nominate one of us to offer you words of wisdom for free. As it is, you look overwhelmed by the mere job of providing security for Nigeria let alone the other duties you swore to carry out for Nigeria.

Action point: Sack yourself sir, and take Arc. Namadi Sambo along. It is a good place to start.

Signed:
Association of Conscious Nigerian Children (ACNC)

CULLED FROM SAHARA REPORTER.

claremont:
Most black ladies in England (Nigerians included) have frustration etched on their faces so much so that you can even smell the frustration when you look at them. [size=14pt]The only Nigerian lady I had a little fling with here told me after a few weeks that we need to get married ASAP because it is against her religion to have s-ex before marriage.[/size] What a load of horse-sh/it!!! I have since made a decision to consciously stay away from Nigerian ladies living in the UK, I simply can't understand the way they reason.

Dyt ni kan ni. omo yen o ran yan ra ra. ise lo ma n so okan re, ko kin paro, ko kin kigbe ju ni bi. omo oni tooto oro ni.
abi ki le ri si.

iice omi tu tu. mo feran baby yen live. okan re mo baje.
opari

r231:
Lmao

Alaye mi, iwo jasi. se wa je kukuru ati epa. mo feran re gan, iwo ni iwa ti o da. carry go, r231 ti di ratatata bi orin wande coal.

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=795301.msg9474301#msg9474301 date=1320334492]

Omo Ghetto - chop knuckle

Your father would be very proud of you

Olodo   [/quote]ogbeni te solo. ara mi gbono. ma je kin ko igbe fun e je. ta lo fun yin la gbara lati ma show. o fe te. iwo ti o ma bi gbo gbo omo re si bi. wan bi iwo da ko fi nairalandu le ni. iwo to ti gbo si bi. godfather lo mo. ta lo mo 190, omo township ni igbori. knuckle ko, knock illekun pata alaji.

gbo gbo eyan fe dabi wan kin te eba si bi. nairalandu, awon eyan ni bi ma n paro gan. olorun maje, awon sugomu fe ma fun mi ni koko je. awa jasi, eyin me lo. ele ku ro ni bi.

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=795301.msg9474121#msg9474121 date=1320333463]^the question remains

do they ever log out or in pidgin dem dey gree log out

ive been off NL for months now and even dou i still pop in and out of here

you still see people who have built mansions on nairaland from bricks and cement

and the annonying tin is they aint getting paid

kai - God don tire 4 some people sef - this was clearly not the plans he had for them   [/quote]Bawo ni ti yin se yato. sebi ibiyi ni iwo na te eba si tele. o kan lo la ti fi yan awon eyan pe iwo na le kuro ni nland. iyen gan o so pe ibi yi kan ni aye re wa. aye, gbo gbo eniyan soro, eleyi na lenu. ki oju eyen to da bi oju orofo. awon ti o da fun okun rin tabi obinrin na lo ma n ki gbe ni bi. olori tambolo

how are you different from the rest. is this not where u built ur own castle before. u just left for a while to prove a point that you can stay away too but that does not change the fact that your life revolves around nland. life. this place people talk too much out of ugliness.

coogar:
there must be okada men in your area.

get close to one. feed him, clothe him, shower him with affection.
i am sure he will perform to your satisfaction every night.

Ema buru emi si okada. se ntori mo n so asa ilewa. taka sufe. mo ti binu. ma le aworan mi si bi. se awon obinrin ibiyi ti wan ma n se bi wan ti yagbe ri se wan da to mi abi wan ka we to mi ni. ok alakowe ejo. mo ti gbo

E mi fe jiggy jiggy. emi fe do okunrin. ewa okunrin fun mi. yepa ago lo tin luyi. okunrin ma bo. jiggy jiggy

coogar:
this is hilarious!

Ema re rin. mi o wa ok ra ra. okunrin ni mo fe.

r231:
you want to lap

Iwo emi lo fin gba futuballu.

r231:
mo fe ka whooo

i failed yoruba in high school

so u gonna have to help me out here

ka tan tumo si laps

gbogboaye aki yin
ki le mu bo wa fun awon idile yi

r231:
Errrrmmmmmm

what can you do

stand outside your house Unclad

ki ni iyen ma se. Mo fe ka tan si tan.

Mo fe ba okunrin sun. Mi ole mu ara mi duro. Ejo wo ki ni ma se. Kongee ma pa mi si bi. Yepa, ose mi ni ibeyen bi ilu disco. Ategun to n fe pa mi O. Ki ni mo le se ki ma lo slam eni akoko ti m bari.
Subtitle: I want to sleep with a man. I can't hold myself. Please Efribodi what can I do. Starvation will kill me here. Whoops something is drumming below my honey. The weather would kill my honey. What can I do to relief myself.

naijasexy:
Hey 2buff,
Greetings!

What's your email id? so that I can holla @ you.

Baby yi, fun ara re ni brain.
gbo gbo oko lo fe te le ni.

ako ko segamite ololufe mi lo fe,
o tun fe debosky, ni sin o fe 2buff.

Se bo se ka yin la ra ni yen.
Mo ku ku ti ri photo yin, o da fun obinrin.

O mu oju ti awon obinrin ibi yi.
O ri okunrin pe yin ni igboro ni.

domitilla, ma tu ra ka ni bi, wa allen lo.
mo kin feran osi, milex o ki ba le ma fi igi ti yin.

to ba fe ma show are re, ma fi paraga da oju yin dan nu
mo fi oju si iwe to n ka, oko ni ko ma, oniranu brasseier

o fe ma ji wan je bi ounje, indomie lo mo
ma ko jedi jedi si ikun, oni si na obirin

wan fi se yin ni! Odedo tun reduce font.

ronkebp:
OO ga ju!!!!!!!!!

Ore mi atata, ba wo lo ri si. Se on gbadun nkan tun tun ti o wo nairaland.

sexkillz:

ki lo se dodo ma pa eniyan o

toba:
op u must be the same character as iyatrustee. I dont trust u

ma so fun mi pe o fe fe emi na. eja tutu tun ti de fun ogbeni toba

emi ma legan. ko ti si eni na. uniqueness is a quality, jojo, ko n se jojo to ma n ko orin ni yankee, e ri pe ko ta mo ni.

erogbamisoro on se duplicate computer. mo le gba gbe asa ilu mi, iyen o mean pe mo lenu mbe. mo kan wa humble. Adupe pe mo da fun obinrin.

op, ofe tana si be. o fe je ounje aje ku, ounpe. lakiriboto botolakiri. Nkan ti oju ba ri ko fi pa mo. onirase okunrin, ma lo wa eje tutu je. Eja osan ti ore je ti wo oju yin abi. ko so oro eju si ara yin.

Obirin se kini. Ma fo igo ni ibi ba yi. Op, o ya dapa. abi oti ri ibi ti wan fi oyan se butter. gbe ko. o to be. fi le be. ani se ki ni, lo mu omi tutu se je. shio kelebe.

iwo le se

gbo gbo aye loni friday

ki lon pop, ki lon sele

Mo ri pe baby yen ma buru gan

ise lo ma ma bu awon eniyan kiri

ogba eko ni, abi ki lo se masan fani olori ibu

ta ni yin

ta lo gba igba lori yin

ma mu wa si ibi ti mo wa, ma pe yin je ni

ko si iya we re. omo gba brain. mo gbadun o. o ma kan ni iyi ti awa yi

eni ti o ba mo. eba mi ki lo fun abami yen

o fe je igbe, wa tun mu ito si asu e. ma se

ibere tabi iberu olorun maje ta lo ma di aga si ile, mo taka sufe

oruko mi: omo_ghetto

nipa mi: ki le fe mo. awa yato gan. no copy cat

tani mo la oju mi fun: sagamite

ntori: okunrin ni apon, eyin re le je ki omo ikoko sun fun ojo merin. okunrin ye sexy gan. oro re man gbona feli feli. oda bi genevieve nnaij awon ti won le gbera wan dada

se mo fe ko da mi lo wun: mi o mind, okunrin yen da fun okunrin


ibere for sagamite: omo dun melo ni e. ise wo ni on se. side ibo ni uk lo wa ntori ale yo si yin


email mi ni abijafergie@yahoo.com. number me +4474102391657

awon da ko jo ni gba ti awa wa ni ibi. eya lo wa apoti joko si. awon butty so pe wan fe lo pupu nigbati awa wa hummer. ama de ba yin.