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Literature / Re: My University Experience by omohjesu(m): 8:42am On Jun 08, 2016
A very big apology to my fans....anticipate the continuation of this fiction by Friday thanks.
Education / Re: As An Undergraduate How Much Do You Receive From Your Parents Monthly? by omohjesu(m): 8:07am On Jun 08, 2016
The thing is am given 10k per month nd how hv to wait for d nxt month before I can request for anoda 1....buh d cash only last for jst 2 weeks after assignment Tfare to school nd all sort buh the real problem is I this present economy where ur pocket money wee jst finish without u even having a definite account for it nd still ur parents dnt understand u mehnn its annoying
Education / Can I Still Make A Second Class Upper by omohjesu(m): 12:40pm On Jun 02, 2016
Hello NLITES I need to advice...advice. advice. After s Much struggling in my 100lvl m gp was 3.1 can I still make a second class upper?
Fashion / Re: Nairalanders Pls Vote For The Only Nigerian Left @ The Finals Of Buntricia by omohjesu(m): 9:54am On Apr 23, 2016
@cc lalasticlala mynd44 Seun pls put this on the front page to make nigerians suppot this Nigerian talent. PLS
Fashion / Nairalanders Pls Vote For The Only Nigerian Left @ The Finals Of Buntricia by omohjesu(m): 9:53am On Apr 23, 2016
Dear Nairalanders pls follow @buntricia to like this pic by @beauty_by_ay...on instagram...the make up competiton is @the finals. Support a Nigerian to win an international competition

Crime / Re: Man Raped By A Fake Police Officer In Delta by omohjesu(m): 7:21pm On Apr 14, 2016
OkparaJesus:
Anti-LGBTI laws: Nigeria
Nigerian law provides for a 14-year prison sentence for homosexual acts involving either men or women. In addition, a new law, enacted Jan. 7, 2014, provides for prison sentences of 10 years for Nigerians belonging to a gay organization, supporting same-sex marriages, or displaying same-sex affection in public. It also calls for up to 14 years in prison for any Nigerian who marries a member of the same sex.

In 12 Nigerian states in the north, sharia law also applies. For homosexual activity, that law provides for capital punishment for men, lashing or imprisonment for women. However, in its report on capital punishment in 2011, Amnesty International noted no executions in Nigeria.

According to the 2011 report on laws about homosexuality worldwide from the International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans and Intersex Association, Nigerian law on homosexual activity is codified in Chapter 77 of the Criminal Code Act:

Criminal Code Act, Chapter 77, Laws of the Federation of Nigeria 1990 147

Section 214. “Any person who

(1) has carnal knowledge of any person against the order of nature; or

(2) has carnal knowledge of an animal; or

(3) permits a male person to have carnal knowledge of him or her against the order of nature;

is guilty of a felony, and is liable to imprisonment for fourteen years.

Section 215. “Any person who attempts to commit any of the offences defined in the last preceding section is guilty of a felony, and is liable to imprisonment for seven years. The offender cannot be arrested without warrant.”

Section 217. “Any male person who, whether in public or private, commits any act of gross indecency with another male person, or procures another male person to commit any act of gross indecency with him, or attempts to procure the commission of any such act by any male person with himself or with another male person, whether in public or private, is guilty of a felony, and is liable to imprisonment for three years. The offender cannot be arrested without warrant.”


Biko who asked you? So we go knw say u dey law skul mumu undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Barcelona : UCL (2 - 0) On 13th April 2016 by omohjesu(m): 11:41pm On Apr 13, 2016
Una no notice say all d CL aggregate was 3-2 or 2-3
Literature / Re: My University Experience by omohjesu(m): 3:11pm On Apr 12, 2016
Cc lalasticlala pls I want the whole Nigeria to follow this story it's important
Food / Re: See This BIG Crab Am About To Eat by omohjesu(m): 3:03pm On Apr 12, 2016
dason4life:
I have been tricked to a party before, where the celebrant hired a cow, tied it in
front of his house only to return it to the owner very early on the party day. . . .
We were full of expectation that day . . . . embarassed


Show me the picture of the cooked crab or Adonbilivit angry

Signed
Jealous NLander




I can see u r new to crab eating. Cnt u c dat d crab is cooked...dem born me well to put it on d sink without em dead nd d tin sef no dey black again e Don turn red
Food / Re: See This BIG Crab Am About To Eat by omohjesu(m): 3:01pm On Apr 12, 2016
DaBullIT:
Omohjesu

You go don shit that crab commot now o?


Ooobi Ntoor wink



I bought 24 of them so I refrigerated some after processing it. I cnt wait to get home nd fry dem
Food / Re: See This BIG Crab Am About To Eat by omohjesu(m): 2:20pm On Apr 12, 2016
I am the front page yuppieeeee [b][/b] grin cheesy #omohjesu
Food / Re: See This BIG Crab Am About To Eat by omohjesu(m): 10:45am On Apr 12, 2016
Says who
Food / See This BIG Crab Am About To Eat by omohjesu(m): 10:39am On Apr 12, 2016
Look at dis big crab I bought today #yummy

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Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan Steps Out In Lovly Style by omohjesu(m): 10:31am On Apr 12, 2016
Am a big fan #simantiniya dope nose ring dere #owambe #muah

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Celebrities / Re: Angela Okorie Goes Makeup-free by omohjesu(m): 1:53pm On Apr 11, 2016
Sorry oh so it was her fake face we have been seeing all dis while

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TV/Movies / Harry Potter Fan Page by omohjesu(m): 9:01am On Apr 11, 2016
Lovers of Harry Potter all on board. Wingardium Leviosa
TV/Movies / The Originals Fan Page by omohjesu(m): 8:10am On Apr 11, 2016
This page is for the people who are addicted like crazy crazy to the mikaelsons action. How far have you gone in the TV series?
Literature / Re: My University Experience by omohjesu(m): 9:54pm On Apr 10, 2016
Sorry it's coming late




I got to the mas104 class and an announcement was made. "Good morning guys and welcome back to campus. Our previous asst. Class rep has resigned and as we all know we must re-elect a new assistant. A female must be the asst. So if you are interested please stand up. I stood up and that became the beginning of my political career. The election was conducted and everything turned out in my favour. I was the new assistant and I fell on top. I knew all the dos and don't of my new position. After the class I had to submit the class attendance and left for home. I got home, showered and slept off. "Work work work work" my phone was ringing. It was joshua. "Hello good evening" he said. "Evening was sup!" I said. We spoke for some minutes and I hanged up. I was chatting on whatsapp when wale text me. I was so surprised. He just wanted to apologise to whatever happened between us and congratulate me about my victory earlier on, I was so bored with his boring talks until he asked if we could come back together. I wasn't surprised but I had to let him down, it was really hard forgiving wale considering the fact that he played me and also de flowered me. We were having a serious chat and wished someone important just messaged me. Alas I got a message, it was joshua, I diverted my focus to him tho it was just on a friendship level no strings attached. I had to read according to my time table, so I had to end all the chit chat and study. Study time was over, I was bored so I decided to watch Harry Potter 6 since I didn't understood the movie.

CHAPTER 5
"Good morning bae" I said to myself. It was a new month. I had received texts from friends and family members. I called my mum and sis Seun and spoke with Linda. After the conversation I went to my calender. It was 15 days to my birthday, "hmm may 16 will be so I donno" I said looking sad. Many questions on how to celebrate my birthday alone came to my mind. After concluding I left for a general class rep and asst. Meeting. I met joshua present he was the class rep for Economics 200lvl and was also the secretary of the gathering. After the meeting we spent some time together and I noticed his happy face anytime he was around me. He insisted on knowing my place and I agreed. Joshua to me was just an ordinary friend. I prepared noodles for him and topped it with fried egg. "Hmm I swear this is the best noodles I have ever tasted" he said with food in his mouth. "Ohhh am flattered thank you" I added smiling. "No I should be the one thanking you for this delicious meal, susan thank you o" he said smiling. I loved seeing joshua smile. "Susan, when is your birthday self?" he asked. "HmMm 16th of this month" I said. "Are you for real? Like seriously we are birthday mates!" he exclaimed. "That's good" I said in an un surprised tone like what's the big deal. "So what are your plans for that day?" he asked. "HmMm donno yet maybe probably spend the day alone" I replied him. "Ohh why? Okk why don't we go out together" he suggested. " I don't think that's a good idea" I said. "Why? Please just let me ma that day for you" he said. "Ok, if u insist but i hope it turns out to be good" I said. "It will I promise" he said. I brought my sms102 to him to explain some problems I had since he was an economics student and is expected to be good in maths. We had a good tutorial session. Everything was going well until Joshua was suddenly gasping for breath like someone suffering from asthma. I was so tensed and scared. I was so confused and paralysed, I noticed he was pointing to his bag, so I opened it and found his inhaler. I gave it to him to use. It took some minutes before he could regain himself. I was crying and shivering until I noticed he was fine. "Am sorry for the trouble susan" he said. "What trouble? Am sorry for not understanding what you meant" I added. "Anyway thanks for saving my life" he said. "You are welcome" I replied. I asked him to pass the night at my place since it was late and I didn't want to stress him and he agreed. We ate rice and stew and watched my Harry Potter. "Susan" joshua said. "Yes" I replied. "Emmm thank you for today and u think I owe you one" he added. "No don't mention anyone would have done that" I added. "If u insist but am grateful" he sa reaching for my hand. I tried to let it go but his grip was too firm. He tried to give me a kiss but i averted it and went to bed facing the other side and leaving a gap between us two and concentrated on how the next day would be, leaving joshua smiling until I dozed off.
Literature / Re: My University Experience by omohjesu(m): 5:51pm On Apr 07, 2016
Expect update on saturday
Literature / Re: My University Experience by omohjesu(m): 9:23am On Apr 01, 2016
Happy new month
Celebrities / Nairaland VS Naijaloaded Which Is The Best by omohjesu(m): 12:43pm On Mar 31, 2016
Am a huge fan of Nairaland nd one idiot here is arguing with me that Naijaloaded is far better than Nairaland. I dnt knw how to argue so I decided to bring the case to you.
Celebrities / Re: AY Flaunts Muscles And Calls Out Iyanya And Flavour by omohjesu(m): 12:32pm On Mar 31, 2016
U wan steal am ni
Career / Re: Carrers In Sociology by omohjesu(m): 12:30pm On Mar 31, 2016
Fp pls @lalasticlala
Career / Carrers In Sociology by omohjesu(m): 12:29pm On Mar 31, 2016
What are the careers in sociology
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Shares Hot Workout Photos by omohjesu(m): 11:48am On Mar 31, 2016
Cholls:
my brother make im hand just slip on the steel make im come nak mouth for the edge of the pool make im come dey bleed from im mouth make im come post am for instagram make I come dey laugh.......cuz this pix no make me laugh.



Nawa o naso u wish pesin bad reach....i hail o #haters

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Celebrities / Re: Who Do You Think Is More Cute by omohjesu(m): 5:01pm On Mar 28, 2016
goodmorning40:
Better phone u no even get. Is that a black and white camera in a 21st century phone? Bushmon them feeling funky.
And to think u posted this on celebrity section kai


Honestly ur phone cnt stand mine
Celebrities / Who Do You Think Is More Cute by omohjesu(m): 4:52pm On Mar 28, 2016
Hello guys I just want to knw d cutest amongst dese guys cos Derez been an argument ere and I think u guys could help settle...criticism is allowed

Health / Re: Are You Skinny & You Wanna Gain Weight? This Article Is For You by omohjesu(m): 1:19pm On Mar 27, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Photos: Yemi Alade Celebrates Easter, Shares Photo Of Her Mum, Real Mama Africa by omohjesu(m): 1:14pm On Mar 27, 2016
osemoses1234:
Who make her talented abeg pack well

Keep hating on her success u get talent?
Celebrities / Re: Uche Jombo Stuns In Monochrome Jumpsuit (photos) by omohjesu(m): 7:14am On Mar 27, 2016
She nd jumpsuit sha grin
Education / Re: One Of The Things That Wasted Our Time In Secondary School by omohjesu(m): 12:44pm On Mar 26, 2016
What I love most is reproduction oda topics I sleep grin

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