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CrimeRe: Mother Dumps Baby At The Roadside In Calabar -- (Graphic Photos ) by omohjesu(m): 10:02pm On Mar 25, 2016
Awww cute baby cry Nawa o wey sum pipu dy. Barren all dese shit happens #lordhavemercy #calabargirls
EducationJamb Update by omohjesu(op): 3:39pm On Mar 24, 2016
Breaking news

Jamb has rescheduled some candidates to re write the 2016 UTME between tomorrow wednesday and Saturday.....reprint your examination slip to find out if you are one of them.Forward these to friends and family to help a career now!!!!
RomanceRe: Can A Lady Get Pregnant 2days After Her Period by omohjesu(op): 9:13am On Mar 24, 2016
You guys can check the true story that led to this @d literature corner #my univerity xperience grin
RomanceRe: Can A Lady Get Pregnant 2days After Her Period by omohjesu(op): 6:30am On Mar 24, 2016
This should make front page grin
RomanceRe: Can A Lady Get Pregnant 2days After Her Period by omohjesu(op): 6:19am On Mar 24, 2016
johnydon22:
I can bet my left ball that this aint about your God damn friend, y'all should stop playing this "it happened to someone i know card" we already know all that shiit.. come out clean nobody is gonna kill you.

I am sure it's you, we have all being in that awkward situation at a point in time so i know exactly how it feels.

Calm down don't be scared... you are safe unless STD i don't know about that grin
Honestly believe me it's not me....y would I hide am I a kid?
RomanceRe: Can A Lady Get Pregnant 2days After Her Period by omohjesu(op): 11:46pm On Mar 23, 2016
halfricanadian:
See denial cheesy
Ders nothing to deny about this cos am not the one having d issh
RomanceRe: Can A Lady Get Pregnant 2days After Her Period by omohjesu(op): 11:45pm On Mar 23, 2016
Charles4075:
Congrats Op, you've just graduated to the next stage in becoming a proud father.. More grace to your balls and speedy recovery of the semen.. You wanted to try coitus interruptus(Withdrawal Method), but it backfired. See, all those ladies up there giving you false hope that it differs with the lady's body is a blatant lie. Engaging in a coitus 3 days to and 3 days after menarche is a dangerous business my friend, if what they say is true, tell them to allow their bf's perform same ritual on them and see the results for themselves.

My brother, you're highly welcome to the Association Of Single Fathers.. Don't fret, like I said earlier, more grace and power to your balls and speedy recovery to your semen.
Me I donno y every1 I thinking am d one gosh I hat dis.....2 days ni o bros
RomanceRe: Can A Lady Get Pregnant 2days After Her Period by omohjesu(op): 11:43pm On Mar 23, 2016
hadaydoyin:
congratulations in Advance smiley
Xcuse me am Nt d one I d situation
RomanceRe: Can A Lady Get Pregnant 2days After Her Period by omohjesu(op): 11:33pm On Mar 23, 2016
But according to researchers when you menstruate like you are on the discharge is the eggs that are not fertilised by any sperm...then I believe two days after the period she can still be 80% safe since there is no womb lining or egg waiting nd her ovulation has not strated cos I think it starts 14 days bfor ur period...nd after a cyle u have about 9-10 days to be free.
RomanceRe: Can A Lady Get Pregnant 2days After Her Period by omohjesu(op): 11:05pm On Mar 23, 2016
emmijes3:
. Yeah
Yea sperm can survive for up to seven days in dere o....nd if part of d seven days an egg is ready fertilisation den du iyaf du
RomanceRe: Can A Lady Get Pregnant 2days After Her Period by omohjesu(op): 11:02pm On Mar 23, 2016
All dis NL pipu like dirty ishh..if it was one love bla bla Una no go comment oo
RomanceRe: Can A Lady Get Pregnant 2days After Her Period by omohjesu(op): 10:56pm On Mar 23, 2016
halfricanadian:
Yup smiley

After menses high chance of getting pregnant 98%

Wat if d condom had a little leak? undecided

Or while pulling d condom a little poured on her laps? undecided
According to what he told he, he said he did not cum in her...she later jacked him with the condom on...he said he was afraid.
RomanceRe: Can A Lady Get Pregnant 2days After Her Period by omohjesu(op): 10:28pm On Mar 23, 2016
Lol....I cnt stop laffin o....actually I was asking for a fwend buh he said he used condom sha grin
CareerRe: 4 Crazy Things I Love About Being A Lawyer by omohjesu(m): 7:06pm On Mar 23, 2016
I donno y I just hate lawyers...na dose stupid block headed law students dey vex pesin pass....oversabi dem go jst jst form boss....80% of d law students in my school dislike me cos I yabb dem weytin happen dier own too much....dem go jst dey wear black nd white pipu doin yoruba edu sef sabi pass dem....law students wey no fit construct good English taaa
PhonesRe: What's The Favorite App In Your Phone You Can't Do Without by omohjesu(m): 7:03pm On Mar 23, 2016
Honestly no one is talking about the phone call app, text messaging app ...Una no dy call or text ni
RomanceCan A Lady Get Pregnant 2days After Her Period by omohjesu(op): 6:57pm On Mar 23, 2016
Hmmmmm
LiteratureRe: My University Experience by omohjesu(op): 6:12pm On Mar 23, 2016
Breaking news: due to my exams am so sorry I won't b able to update you guys till April 8th am so sorry for the inconvenience. But thank you guys for following and keeping me @d front page of the literature corner for weeks am so gr8ful. But let's have fun by jst saying ur opinions, my faults and where u guys want me to improve in my story.
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LiteratureRe: My University Experience by omohjesu(op): 6:20pm On Mar 21, 2016
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"Thank goodness you are back" Linda said. "What happened?" I asked trying to balance myself. "You fainted don't u remember?" she asked. "All I remember was you telling me mum was in coma, are you really sure about this?" I asked with tears rolling down my cheeks. Linda hugged me and whispered into my ears "all is well sis". Sis Seun came back, I noticed she was on putting o her happy face. "Welcome" I said trying to collect her bag. "How are you and how was your exams?" she asked. "We thank God" I replied. "How is mum now?" I asked. "She is now concious and the doctor said she would be discharged on Friday since there were no injuries" she said smiling. "Ahhh, that's a relief" I said. "Excuse me o am hungry and no one is talking about food here o" Linda said a we all busted into laughter. "So susan any gist for me?" sis Seun asked. "This is awkward sis when did you seem to care about my life?" I asked jovial. "A long time ago but I did not put it into action until we almost lost our mum and I felt there was no special sis thingy between us three but now am with you guys, I mean you guys are the family that I have an right now I think am flying without wings" she said with tears rolling Down her cheeks. Linda and I went close to her to hug her. "Sis a lot has happened to me I school" I said. "Like what go on" she said looking impatience. "For some months I though I have finally found love and friendship. It took me four months to realize I was wrong. I lost my virginity to the one who I thought loved me but he had his plans, my friends betrayed me an I lost it all sis" I said crying. "It's OK dear I have experienced such, it's my fault if I had shared my experience with you I know yo wouldn't have made that mistake, it's alright wipe your tears" she said. "Wow am sorry susan but sorry o is it not that guy that came to beg you the other day?" she asked. "Yes" I said nodding my head. "Guys are mean, if I were u I would have killed him" she said and I could feel the rage in her. "Linda life is a circle, what goes around comes around. He too will experience heartbreak it bound to happen"sis Seun said. "Egbon leave fairytale jare, thank God you guys know am a trouble maker, any guy that try shit with me will smell his ass" she said as we all laughed until I went to bed.
It was Friday and I couldn't wait to see my mum. We got to the hospital some minutes past ten. Some of our family members followed us while the majority stayed at home to prepare for her welcome party. My key fell down and I never noticed until a young, well-built, handsome guy came to give me. "Excuse me miss" he said "yea" I replied. "I assume this key belongs to you" he said stretching fort the key to me. "Ohh my goodness it must have dropped when I wanted to brink out my phone, thank you so much" I said. "You are welcome. Am joshua and you are?" he asked. "Am susan" I replied. "Which room are you heading to?" he asked. "Ward 14" I replied. "Same here" he said. "So who are you here to see cos am here to see my dad he just gained consciousness" he added. "Am here for my mum who has the same ish as your dad" I added. "Ok" he said. We had a little chit-chat until we both entered the Ward. I was so happy to see my mum smiling again. We left the hospital for our house and had the welcome party. It was so much fun and at night I remembered school was to resume the next Monday. We had just a week break though it was too short but I liked it.

I left for school as early as I could on Monday. I got to my hall some minutes to eight. I arranged all that I brought from home to sustain me for the semester. The rain semester was always short and full of social activities. I was prepared for school quarter to nine and waited patiently for a PS cab to pass. After some minutes of waiting I finnaly got a cab. "Good morning susan" he said. I was so curious to know who knew me until I turned back to see it was joshua. "Morning you also school here?" I asked. "Yea and am a 200lvl economics students" he added. "Eco iyen na nice. Am a 100lvl student of mass comm and thanks for the other day" I said. "Don't mention" he added. He paid for my T-fare I was so happy and we exchanged phone numbers and left for our various departments. "Morning susan" a course-mate greeted. "Morning how are you?" I asked. "Am fine, MAS105,103,101 result are out" he added. "Are you for real? Where is it pasted?" I asked. "Go check it at the department, Good luck" he added. I took a napep down to the department and saw my course mates with gloomy faces. I rushed down to the notice board and was so curious to see my result. I checked my 105 first and scanned for my matric number. I had a B. And also had another B in my 101 and couldn't find my maric number for my 103 until my class rep helped me. It was an A. I checked for wale he had celestial church of christ(CCC). I didn't bother and not so long I saw him smiling as he was coming closer to me. "Good morning" he said. I never replied him and I walked out from his sight and left for my MAS104 class.
CelebritiesRe: Timaya Shows Off Exquisite Bedroom, Seen Jumping In Bed (Photos) by omohjesu(m): 1:21pm On Mar 21, 2016
Madness
LiteratureRe: My University Experience by omohjesu(op): 12:43pm On Mar 21, 2016
Am so sorry for late updates am currently preparing for my exams pls bear with me...I will update u guys before d day runs out
LiteratureRe: My University Experience by omohjesu(op): 3:35pm On Mar 19, 2016
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"Hello where are you?" sola asked. "Am at home" I replied. "Hmm you won't believe what I just saw" she added. "What is it again?" I asked. "I just saw Wale, your cassanova lover with another girl, babe you need to see the way they were smooching each other" she added. "Sola are you serious about this? Where you exactly?" I asked. "I dey limelite" she said. "Ok, I will be with you shortly" I said trembling. Wale has been avoiding me lately, he even stopped calling and picking up my calls. I got limelite and spotted sola waiting for me at the gate. We entered together without even exchanging pleasantries. We sat down under a shade waiting for wale to come out of stardom. Stardom was limelite's club. After 30mins he came out to our greatest surprise he was with tobi. My head sparked, no wonder she has been avoiding me lately. Sola held my hands so tight so I won't react.
"OMG please tell me that wasn't real?" I asked in tears and banging the door heavily. "Susan you really have to calm down" sola said. "Calm down, are you for real? OMG I have been played" I cried out. "He just played your on your intelligence not your body" she said. "I wished I did not say that" I said. "No susan don't tell me you guys.." she said with her mouth widely open. "yes, ever since then he has been avoiding me" I said crying. "Aww susan, am so sorry" sola said hugging me with one arm. "Tobi, must pay for this" I said still in tears. "Sola just forget this, tobi is our friend so leave her out of this" she added. "So you are taking her side now, well it's OK. I know this was your plan all along. Sola out of my life for good" I said opening the door for her. "But susan.." she wanted to utter before I stopped her. "Shhh out!" I exclaimed. Some minutes I left, still crying, I heard a knock on my door. "Who is there?" I said. "It's dolapo" she said. "Come in" I said wiping my tears. "Baby why are you..." she said trying to console me. I narrated the whole story to her. "I saw this coming" she said. "Excuse me please come again" I said. "You remember the last time I told you could come back to see me." she said. "Yea" I said. " I was expecting you to come so I could confess this to you" she added. "Confess what?" I asked sitting upright. "I overheard your friends planning to take wale away from you. Funny enough the scene you saw at wale's house were all setup and part of the plan they had for you, but I did not want to jump so I just shut my mouth up. I will advice you to accept Daniel because I see true love in his eyes. See if wale loved you as he always claimed he did, he would never concur to such acts and will never fall for your friend's trick. My dear you are still young and you look ambitious, so I will advice you to Gboju and move on Ok." she said sternly. "Yes, thank you" I said nodding my head. "I will see you later I have to go now" she said. I later thought about what she said and got to understand the dream I had. So my friends never wished me well. Still heartbroken I slept off to cool off my mind.

I woke up some minutes after five. I tried to eat rice. I was chatting on whatsapp when Daniel sent me a text. "Are you around" he sent. I replied him and he told me he would be with me shortly. I thought daniel would come to console me, I thought I would find love again but it did not turn out as I expected. Daniel came to me to add to my problem. He told me my friends told him about what happened earlier. "Am sorry about that" he said. "Thanks am fine" I added. " but if you had accepted me it wouldn't have turned out like this" he said. "But we could still fix that" I said with hope. "No, it's too late am so sorry" he said hugging me" after a little chit chat he left. He only came to mock me, I knew it was part of their plans but I wasn't bothered. I was going through my pictures when I came across wale's picture. When I saw this I cried bitterly. My first love life was a tragic one but God understood better. I lost everything all in a day. I lost my friends, love and hope. I made up my mind to move on and forgot about it all. I tried to sleep but couldn't when all that was in my head was wale filled memories.

It was the last day of exams, I couldn't wait to go home and have fun with my family. I got to the ICT centre since it was GNS and was on a long queue. "Is that not wale with you friends?" Timi asked. Timi was my course mate. "Yes I saw them" I said smiling. "I thought you guys were dating?" she asked. "Not any longer" I said. "Awww sorry about that, i also experienced break-up some weeks ago" she said. "It's OK life goes on"i said. "Abi now, are you on the group chat?" she asked. "Yes I am" I replied. "Ok, I will message you later in the day". She said. After the chit chat we finally entered the ict and sat for our exams. "Hello sis seun" I said after returning her missed her call. "You have to come home right now" she said. "Is everything ok" I asked. "Just come all is well" she said. After the call I rushed home to get ready for lagos. When I got home I met Linda home alone as usual. "Susan what sup" she said with a gloomy face. "What's wrong where is mum and sis Seun?" I asked. " did sis Seun not tell you?" she asked surprised. "That what?" I asked. "Mum is currently in coma all thanks to an accident" she said crying. I was dis-stabilised when I heard this and all I remeber was darkness everywhere.
LiteratureRe: My University Experience by omohjesu(op): 2:11pm On Mar 19, 2016
Ok...am sorry I hv been having network ish lately. Thanks
FashionRe: Photos From Mr And Miss Imo State Pageant Audition As Grand Finale Holds 16th by omohjesu(m): 11:25pm On Mar 17, 2016
The lady with struck-oise looks like olajumoke
accurateloye:
Pls can someone show me olajumoke?
CelebritiesRe: See The Artist Peter Okoye Is Rumored To Sign Next.. by omohjesu(m): 11:24pm On Mar 17, 2016
Dis one Don Tey for fela shrine c lips shocked
CelebritiesRe: Susan Peters Prepares Semovita & Egusi Soup For Her Whitehusband by omohjesu(m): 11:22pm On Mar 17, 2016
Ayam salivating it's just dat na all dese noodles bae dey outside nau no good fish again thanks to d guys dah jah dem
FashionRe: Photos From Mr And Miss Imo State Pageant Audition As Grand Finale Holds 16th by omohjesu(m): 11:13pm On Mar 17, 2016
Weytin happen y I'm knees cum black
Nairaland GeneralRe: 7 Reasons Why Nigerians Are Happy People by omohjesu(m): 11:10pm On Mar 17, 2016
Yahoo wire wire makes me happy grin
CelebritiesRe: How Much Do You Know Chiwetalu Agu, A Nollywood Icon? by omohjesu(m): 10:50pm On Mar 15, 2016
Azwi kpokpo
LiteratureRe: My University Experience by omohjesu(op): 10:36pm On Mar 15, 2016
CHAPTER FOUR

"Wake up girls we are late" sola said tapping both tobi and I. "What says the time?" I asked. "Are you for real? I said we are late and arghhh, anyway it's 8am and we hav exams by 9am" she said confused. I rushed into the bathroom and was done by 8:30am. We got to school exactly 8:50 and took our seats in th examination hall. It was our third paper SMS101. The lecturers in-charge of th invigilation came into the hall and shared our answer booklets while we waited for the to question papers to arrive. Alas the questions arrived, I noticed wale wasn't in the examination hall, I was so concerned and scared. Still thinking of wale when he came in after pleading wit the lecturers, sweating profusely. I was relieved and ignored him stylishly. After the examination everyone met outside as usual to share their own experience. "Hello pretty" wale said. "How are you and why were you late?" I asked him. "I woke up late jare" he said smiling. "Same here, where are these girls" I said stylishly searching around for them.

"Bae!" tobi called me. "Where you come go now?" I asked them. "Good afternoon wale jare" the both of them said. "Afternoon girls, hope you guys are cool?" he asked. "Yes o, weytin come do susan wey swell?" tobi said a they both giggled. "Baby what's wrong?" tobi asked. "Shey bi I don't exist abi?" I asked smiling. "You ehnn" wale said dragging me aside. We talked for a while and he said he would call me when he got home. We got home exactly 3:44pm. We were resting when I heard some girls fighting. My friends and i got out immediately and we saw our passage was full as other hall mates came out to watch the fight. I wanted to go an separate them not until one of them broke a bottle. Every on ran back inside including th other girl. "Why you run?, you for wait now idiot" she said throwing the broken bottle down. I locked my door and wale called not quite long. We have been talking on phone for a while now since my mum seize m phone and I was now using the popular Nokia torch light that everyone using a big phone use as back-up. Wale wanted to get me a new phone but I insisted. We were free the next day so wale insisted we go out at night. I was the all white party so the colour wasn't the issue so I agree to go.

"Come outside am ready" wale said then he hanged up. I went outside to leave him telling my friends I might be back tonight to probably tomorrow morning. The party took place at Map lounge. There was so many side attractions and I must confess I enjoyed myself. After the party I was so tired. Wale called his bike man to pick us. We got to his hall some minutes past one. I was undressing preparing to wear one of wale' big vintage shirts when he drew me closer. "I love you so much susan" he said. I giggled and caressed his face. Before I knew it he Was kissing me. We were so in the mood, he pushed me to the bed, taking of his clothes. "Are you ready to be a woman?" he asked as I nodded my head. Having sex for the first time was scary at first but I enjoyed myself. I don't know about other guys but wale was good In bed. After the romance section we talked for sometime and went to bed.
CelebritiesRe: Joshua Agai, A Model, Bleaches His Skin by omohjesu(m): 3:28pm On Mar 14, 2016
CelebritiesRe: Joshua Agai, A Model, Bleaches His Skin by omohjesu(m): 3:23pm On Mar 14, 2016
This is a perfect example of the topic : When they are following you from the village
LiteratureRe: My University Experience by omohjesu(op):
Chapter four to be out by tuesday

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