₦airaland Forum

Pipsland78: Nigerians just dont know how to mind their business, how is it anybody's business even if he bleaches.
Very stupid journalist indeed.

ℓ̊ wonda oo,wat has the interview got to do wit bleaching or no bleaching

mjlumideee: Didn't notice that.,,,,

me too oo

bin gbagbo: GHANA TAUGHT NIGERIA, ZAMBIA AND MANY OTHER AFRICAN COUNTRIES HOW TO PLAY FOOTBALL.....SEGUN ODEGBAMI

wen aπϑ where did he say dt? aπϑ even if he did say it,u thot us football aπϑ nw we A̶̲̥̅я̲̣̣̥ε̲̣̣̣̥ far better dan u. aπϑ besyds,if am correct,none of dz U̶̲̥̅̊я̲̅ players who u ¢Дℓℓ best in africa made the list for african best players dz year,so wtf r u sayin bruv!

bin gbagbo: 5.Ghana was the only African team to emerge from the group stages in the 2006 world cup

6.Ghana was the only African team to have again emerged from group stages in the 2010 world cup almost making the semis when Nigeria couldnt win a single match

7. Ghana currently without a doubt has the best team in Africa(gyan, essien, sulley, atsu, ayews, warris, kevin etc)

ode,u av the best team in africa aπϑ u've nt won anything sinz God knws wen.a country like burkina faso made it to d finals of afcon while U̶̲̥̅̊я̲̅ ghana ws booted awt,e go clear fr ya eye wen germany aπϑ portugal trash U̶̲̥̅̊я̲̅ smellin yansh nxt yr

Hmmm,first time ℓ̊ heard chuddy k's slow slow,actually thot it was wande coal coz d voice resemblance was striking,now ℓ̊ knw why dey sound so much alike.

Beaf!:
Is that the 'poor' widow's apartment?

mumu,cnt u see dts a office!

Babajide-Father wake up come

Have u heard of lola rae before??mehn dat chick is a hawtie,i luv ha like i want to faint!!

colo$$u$:
OP all this your facts na nollywood abeg. Are you saying if you marry them you can't tame or change them? BTW you said "NEVER MARRY", will they stay single till eternity? Everyone has a flaw, we all have who we are destined to marry, be it boss-lady, mrs know-know, aunty piggy and the likes. Its all about making a difference, changing the attitude of the person and loving the imperfect person perfectly.

well,am not saying u cnt change them,but dia A̶̲̥̅я̲̣̣̥ε̲̣̣̣̥ sum tinz u cnt just change in people.youu think its easy changing sumone who is naturally dirty. Or sumone who has a bad tongue??

kulyie: Mshewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :/


i guess op is looking for mrs perfect

no one is perfect bro,but that doesn't mean you should end up with someone you will later regret marrying

Chelcy: Kul......All i noe z dah sum guyz r lyk ds too....nt tryna cause eni trouble o b4 sum start Quoting.....newaz one fn i dread z ''Pigz''.....I hate Dirty peepz wf Passion....etz worse dan Aids

yup,dts quite true,u can stil try to correct her on other things but uncleaniness is quite difficult to change

menix: Your No. 1 should b Those who frequent nairaland wiv their dictionary on d other hand. They type oxford yet 2 be released grammars jst 2 smear u, I.e mrs know all....


'Dey B here soon'

lolz

As we all know,marriage is a very delicate issue,one wrong step can cause you everlasting sorrow.That is why it is very important for guys and girls alike to be careful and observant before choosing who to settle down with.
Overtime,have studied 'some' girls in today's world and have been able to divide then into 10 different categories.This girls are the ones you should never settle down with.These bad attitudes they have will start manifesting while you are still courting and if she doesn't change it's better you quite.
Lol,please don't mind the funny headings have given each category,now take a look:




No 1:Dictionary»»They are the 'mrs know it all'.This kind of girls never want to be corrected and they don't take to your advice either.They always feel they can do all things and that whatever they
do is always right.

No 2:Party mongers»»This are the party freaks.If u marry one of them,then she may not have time for you aπϑ the family.All she wil be doing is go to parties now aπϑ then,from wedding to burial,from burial to naming.This kind of women will easily give out thousands to buy expensive fabrics for parties but will find it hard to contribute to paying their child's school fees.

No 3:Boxers»»These are the violent ones.They are ready to exchange blows with their husband or anybody for that matter when necessary.If you marry one of them,then you should get used to hearing news about your wife fighting someone in the compound or in the next street.

No 4:The ADC»»These are the extra jealous girls.They never want to see their husband around any other lady.They are the types that will monitor your movements every now aπϑ then.This kind of girls can go to the extent of embarassing you in public if they see any lady with you without even knowing who she is.

No 5:Ajebutter»»These ones have been spoilt aπϑ over pampered from home,so they expect you to treat them the same way their parents used to treat them.If you dare shout at or scold her,she might as well park her things aπϑ leave your house.

No 6:The boss»»These are the kind of girls that always want to tower above you,they always want to feel incharge.If by chance she gets richer than you,then you are in for trouble.She won't just be controlling you,she wil be controlling the whole house.

No 7:Career ladies»»These ones pursue their jobs aπϑ career with all vigour.If you marry one of them,am afraid she might not have time for you aπϑ the family.They are the types who leave home very early in the morning aπϑ come back late at night leaving everything in the hand of househelps.

No 8:Dirty girls»»Some girls are just naturally dirty mayb due to laziness.Such girls find it hard to stay clean,they find it hard to shave their armpits or even wash their undies.If you marry one of such,her uncleaniness will be transferred to your home.So you should get used to coming back to a house filled wit foul odours every day.

No 9:Bad tongues»»These kind of girls have got a very bad temper aπϑ very bad tongue as well.The can abuse anybody,from husband to his friends,from neighbour to inlaws...

No 10:Local girls»»These ones might have gone to school,but they are just naturally unpolished.These are the types who will tie wrapper to bed instead of night gown.They dress akwardly in aπϑ out of the house.


That is all have got,kindly chip in your constructive criticicisms,comments aπϑ corrections...thanks!

Jidemania89@yahoo.com

MOORCH MOORE: D'Prince - Take Banana, I rather listen to Nursery Rhymes to that track.

All May D Poor poo

abeg,if u cal ile ijo poor,wil u also cal gat MƐ high or sound track poorif u av tinz against d guy abeg dnt bring d sentiments into his songs!

Zeinymira: There was this song back then
Kas-fimile

as in,dah song z stupid!!

Jayses: African Queen- 2face
Jailer-Asa
Pon Pon Pon- Omo ogun
Kukere- yayayayayayay
Top of the world- D stem
Wataguan- Jtwice
Limpopo - KC n others

excuse MƐ,did i jez hear u say african queen and jailer...bros,u well so

So sad,rip

Nonybb: Why are these news? People are converting almost everyday in my church and NO man anounces it. Eventually millions are droving frm islam to churches in the northern. And Why are u people making and taking islam like an ideological conquest that must infiltrate to man? Other faith are having the same news too but no noise

gbam,tel dem!

Cuteclem: i never believ if they pospone the meeting it will cost them more, those who already traveled down will have to go back and come again, which will increase the chances of them dieying by accident except dey lack reasons or maybe is NEMESIS alot of poeple cursed them

sense! 1 million likes fr u!!

Jst one word»horrible!!!!

God catsh am,strait to kirikiri!

And who is dat smal boi standn infrnt,is he also a part of the team

And who is dat smal boi standn in frnt,is he also a part of the team

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Well,i strongly disagree!!!!

Jaiye lo bobo mi,ntn do u!!

nerodenero: FIFA cant be so stupid to present a Nigerian as the match commissioner.They would have thoroughly investigated his country of origin before appointing him for that post.Even if he is Nigerian and Nigerian wins,does that mean it didnt occur to you that Ethiopia might want to call for foul play?Ethiopia wound even protest if he is a Nigerian.We dont even need external influence at all.The way Eaglets have been dictating the pace,Super Eagles will also follow suit.Trust me,victory is ours.Eaglets will do it this friday and Super Eagles will do it on Nov.16.What a nice way to end the year!

den ASUU wil also call off, aπϑ evritin wil mak perfect sense

Its sad sha,seeing tinz crumble lik diz btw diz two peeps ℓ̊ luv so much,bit by bit mavin is crumbling too and am sure d'banj and his crew wil b makin jokes outta dz nw