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samson ebele:
@omonozozo u could make money with these magic

Maybe, or probably a lawsuit.

Oracle:
omonozozo,
the shark guy is not a celeb

@oracle

Yes I know but, 

micolala:
how to get them,dial 666 and expect a call from mo,
He will tell u were to go blow urselve up.

It seems you are daft, your contact number is useless to me because it requires dying. I clearly said do not want to die or kill anybody.

Do you want more?

Seven virgins? I am intrested o, but I do not want to die or kill anybody. can somebody help me please?

ps they most be halfcast.

kiki:
don't give a mess who d hell you're

kiki:
boy stop most women out there always stick with their man its mostly men that wants more they just always trying to act a fool
like i said Most

yeah right! and I am the pope.

the question should be; Why is it difficult for men or women to stick to a partner?

How you like me now?

nawa o!

Thought I'd start a topic on celebrities and their lookalikes. I've already found a few striking resemblances:

Odeku:
What the heck is OGUN and Shango? those are myth, all that nonsense don't exist in this civilized world, where are this so called gods when Funsho Williams was murdered, or when Dele Giwa was killed?

Please don't talk of our ancestors like that. Shangooooo!

LoverBwoy:
where are these "strategic locations" are they in front of government officials' mansions or actual robbery hotspot where ordinary civillians reside?

Yes like you rightly said in front of govermental offices like Aso rock, house of assembly and major four-corner junctions in the cities.

Maybe I digress a bit here

I noticed that alot of blacks in the UK do not seem to smile. They are always either frowning or looking tensed up. Why ?
Are blacks in this country under constant pressure ?

Even in the gym they are so serious.
While driving you see the seriousness and tension
Shopping, walking always serious
Never seem to be relaxed. Never seem to be genuinely happy and smiling

Maybe some body can explain the source of this tension I seem to notice among  alot of blacks here.
Is it the same for black fellows in the US ?

I used to smile at everbody when I first got here, until one day a homo followed me to one corner and begged me to suck my d1ck.

TayoD:
I wonder which cctvs they plan to install to prevent the looting of the national treasury.

Well, Otumopko can be planted at all strategic places. If anybody steals from the national treasury again, Ogun and shango will do their work.  

I think Nigeria is the poorest country in the whole of Africa in terms of GDP per capita

Yes Ghana is the rishest; GDP per capita, while Nigeria is rishest; GDP purchasing power parity In West Africa. Nigeria is by the way the largest exporting Nation in Africa.

To my dad: I am a Saviour

To my mum: good provider

To bros & sis: big brother

To my friends: friends are hard to find so be carefull

To the world: who is that guy?

This is just the beginning, 2007 is still far away. Until then a hundred more will bite the dust.

All the fronting na only for dudu, if them see oyimbo them no dey front o.

yoosoph:
the easiet way 2 propose 2 a lady is 2 put a ring in the ice cream can,immidiately she discover d ring,she will be suprise.i know she would hav achoice than 2 say yes

What if she swallows the ring by mistake?

smartsoft:
hello, could someone tell me what colour combination is best in Designing a Magazine basically what i really need is 3colours that blend and make it more attractive, but i want something like black i want it to come in between this Colours or can suggest Colours thats is kind of cool for Magazine Production, Plssss and Plss any help and Font type i forgot to mention Font Type.

This site might be of help to you. cheers

www.zianet.com/madrids/mag.html

I thought it was funny.

Tell me how this  "growth" in the economy has positively or negatively affected your life.

I head on NTA the other day that the prizes of food has dropped by 20%. Not bad I say.[/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

Fat Ass:
girl this is the most disgustinging posts i have read. NAIRA do not eat rats.

Nobody said they do, but the Vietnamese eat it. Maybe inprecise is from there.