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Romance / Re: Caught Your Hubby Staring At Someone Else by OneCork: 11:55am On Aug 03, 2010
I will give her a Back hand 90 Degrees slap!!
Romance / Re: Should I Marry Her by OneCork: 11:52am On Aug 03, 2010
Mary her only if she have Nyansh.

No Nyansh, No marry!!
Romance / Re: Birthday Gift 4 My Fiance by OneCork: 11:50am On Aug 03, 2010
Electronic Vibrator for men would be great. Its very user friendly
Romance / Re: Creative Ways Of Saying I Love You by OneCork: 11:40am On Aug 03, 2010
Ok do you say I love you befoe you Nyansh her or after you Nyansh her

Am confuse! Pls explain
Romance / Re: What Song Would You Request At Your Wedding Day? by OneCork: 11:38am On Aug 03, 2010
Song by Martin Luther Kong: **I had a dream**
Great wedding song!!
Romance / Re: What's Your Ideal Romantic Date? by OneCork: 10:54am On Aug 03, 2010
0.15%!!!
Music/Radio / Re: Jimmy Jump Off by OneCork: 10:53am On Aug 03, 2010
Now every Nigerian Artise think he is Tupac!!
Music/Radio / Re: Jimmy Jump Off by OneCork: 10:52am On Aug 03, 2010
4real they need to QUit raping. They keep using the word *hood*

Which hood? do they even have a clue? (no offence)
Romance / What's Your Ideal Romantic Date? by OneCork: 10:37am On Aug 03, 2010
Take her to an expensive Resturant, Movie, shoppin, drive around, and then get my all money back!! undecided

With intrest
Music/Radio / Re: Jimmy Jump Off by OneCork: 10:26am On Aug 03, 2010
Nigerian artise really need to Quit rapping.

I stopped buyin rap music coz of them ( no offense)

They have no clue
Romance / Re: Distance Relationship Pls Advice Based On Disadvantage by OneCork: 10:15am On Aug 03, 2010
Bro,,do not trust her. Somebody else wil Nyansh her.

Dont truss women!!
Romance / Re: Who Loves Big Girls? by OneCork: 10:13am On Aug 03, 2010
I bet SA godness looks like the white chick.

I love fat Nyanshy babes
Romance / Re: Who Loves Big Girls? by OneCork: 9:25am On Aug 03, 2010
Breakfast? what u eating? rice and beans? grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Who Loves Big Girls? by OneCork: 9:24am On Aug 03, 2010
SA Godnesss, If I could arrange the alphabet I'll put U and I together kiss

Mwaaaaaaah,
Romance / Re: Who Loves Big Girls? by OneCork: 9:15am On Aug 03, 2010
True. But u do look like Lady Gaga first thing in the morning when u wake up?

Dont you? Still, I could kiss u. Dont care if u look like a fox or a goat (love U)
Romance / Re: What Makes You Stand Out From The "typical" Naija Babe? by OneCork: 8:59am On Aug 03, 2010
Fake hair, Bad attitude, bleached skin, poor grammar, materialism, Amebo

Above are the traits of your typical Nigerian girl. (no offence)
Romance / Re: -- by OneCork: 8:56am On Aug 03, 2010
ok. so when is this movie comin out?
Celebrities / Re: Lady Gaga Defaces $5,000 Chanel Handbag by OneCork: 8:53am On Aug 03, 2010
Big deal, I gave a brand new tie to charity
Romance / Re: Who Loves Big Girls? by OneCork: 8:48am On Aug 03, 2010
And Just becoz I look edible dont mean u can have me,

You will have to join the 2 weeks waiting list (registration fee £25)
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood's Sweetest. by OneCork: 8:43am On Aug 03, 2010
By the way, does anyone no if THE AMAJA or Dolomite or ROkiatu have Nyansh?

Am lookin for a wife who can clean & cook
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood's Sweetest. by OneCork: 8:40am On Aug 03, 2010
The chick dont even have Nyansh, what kinda girl is this
Romance / Re: Who Loves Big Girls? by OneCork: 8:37am On Aug 03, 2010
I bet SA Godness look like Lady Gaga,

I swear on my life!

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