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 Romance › Re: Who Loves Big Girls? by OneCork: 8:35am On Aug 03, 2010 |
Well about *Gods Gift* I cause road accidents everytime i go joggin (women just want to have my baby) 2) ok if i shave off my afro, where the hell am I goin to hang my comb?? on my head  duh!!3) I am a Nyansh man!!! 4)am ready to tow my cats in the dusbin just for u, and get a dog 5) Lastly, pls do not let my good looks decieve u. Am sweet, romantic, innocent & edible (very edible) |
| Nairaland General › Re: What Romantic Song Would You Request On Your Burial Day by OneCork(op): 8:28am On Aug 03, 2010 |
ICE CUBE - Dont mess with my yo yo Bad tune, nice |
| Romance › Re: What Song Would You Request At Your Wedding Day? by OneCork(op): 8:25am On Aug 03, 2010 |
DMX (where my dogs at?) |
| Romance › Re: Who Loves Big Girls? by OneCork: 8:21am On Aug 03, 2010 |
STATISTICS: 34ys old, dammm goodlooking, single, romantic, Gods gift to women, sweet, kind, caring, humble, loves Nyansh, plays golf, tennis,, wrestling, loves cats, lovable, huggable wantable, shy, Capricon, Afro hair style and multi talented. SA Godneess,, hon can u handle that? Holla! |
| Romance › Re: Who Loves Big Girls? by OneCork: 8:15am On Aug 03, 2010 |
am only 46, BUT, I strong like bull, And I can last , truss me!!! |
| Romance › Re: -- by OneCork: 8:12am On Aug 03, 2010 |
too much story!! how do u expect to get a woman? (no offence) |
| Romance › Re: Who Loves Big Girls? by OneCork: 8:09am On Aug 03, 2010 |
SA Godness, I think I love you!!! |
| Romance › Re: Who Loves Big Girls? by OneCork: 8:04am On Aug 03, 2010 |
Sa Godness, madam just becoz I have a 17inches c0rk donr mean am arogants. I am a gentulman, but with moiney and celebrity friends all over & drive Spot cars |
| Nairaland General › Re: What Romantic Song Would You Request On Your Burial Day by OneCork(op): 7:59am On Aug 03, 2010 |
DMX ( where my dogs at?) |
| Romance › Re: Why Are Guyz Scared Of Asking Cute Gurlz Out ? by OneCork: 7:57am On Aug 03, 2010 |
THEY are time wasters and they dont giv u Womanliness! I cant stand them |
| Romance › Re: Who Loves Big Girls? by OneCork: 7:55am On Aug 03, 2010 |
Absolutedly NO way!! Madam am a lover, not a figher. I have no criminal rekord Can u cook or clean, coz I need a wife and are u light skin? |
| Romance › Re: Nigerian Babes: Most Beautiful In The World! by OneCork: 7:45am On Aug 03, 2010 |
In which world? Pluto or Mars? (no offence) |
| Romance › Re: Who Loves Big Girls? by OneCork: 7:42am On Aug 03, 2010 |
DOes anyone no if SA GOddness have Nyansh? |
| Celebrities › Re: What Class Of Human Being Is Denrele? by OneCork: 7:22am On Aug 03, 2010 |
Infact he looks more Nyanshable than Asa anydAY  |
| Romance › Re: Would The World Have Been A Better Place Without Women In It? by OneCork: 5:02pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
We would probably sleep with trees if there were no women |
| Romance › Re: What Makes You Stand Out From The "typical" Naija Babe? by OneCork: 4:59pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
WOMEN!!!!!  I give up!!  |
| Romance › Re: What Makes You Stand Out From The "typical" Naija Babe? by OneCork: 4:58pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
indie22, Madam quit playin hard to get. DOnt you lke moiney? I just wanna treat u right and i just wanna luff you like fanta plus tonic water. Be nice, gademmit! |
| Romance › Re: What Makes You Stand Out From The "typical" Naija Babe? by OneCork: 4:44pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
arhha,, and b4 I forget do u also have Nyansh, AM a romantic guy with moiney |
| Romance › Re: What Makes You Stand Out From The "typical" Naija Babe? by OneCork: 4:43pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
indie22 , baby cool it down. AM a lover, not a figher. By the way, are u light skin and can u cook & clean? AM lookin for a wife (be nice) |
| Music/Radio › Re: Jimmy Jump Off by OneCork: 4:40pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
Nigerian artise need to stick with playin traditional yoruba drums, they cannot rap (No offence) |
| Romance › Re: I Slept With My Best Friends Sis by OneCork: 4:34pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
i work for the UK immigration office and I can help him with free flight back to Oshodi, Lagos |
| Family › Re: How Can I Know Im Pregnant? by OneCork: 4:32pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
babystuff, Madam if i mate with you just one time, u be pregnant in 2 days. Can we mate? |
| Romance › Re: I Slept With My Best Friends Sis by OneCork: 4:30pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
And u can tell him his contract has expire, Thank him for keepin u for me |
| Romance › Re: I Slept With My Best Friends Sis by OneCork: 4:29pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
Naija_Sisi, ok madam, guess what, let me marry u and I will make your Boy friend our best man, fair Done deal!!!! |
