₦airaland Forum

Nigerianization:
Creative!!
How can I place an order??

Creative in what way

If I talk my mind, I go get like 100 quotes so make I shut up b4 dey start calling me pedo

Nairaland be making dz trashy girls famous

How’s this trash news

Ugly girl.
Senseless post

Ugly girl even with makeup

Why will d baby not want to have sex too upon all she has done for her from pregnancy.
She brought d death to her self oo

Why’s this in religion section?

He should koman produce men in the east na.
Yeye man

deomelo:
ipobs and their obsession with Tinubu.

Shey Tinubu did not pay your school fees ni or his responsible for the lack of development in your backward ipob village?

Let ur master Tinubu set foot in the east first and see d embarrassment he will meet.
Nobody dictates to us here

Bad news for afonjas today.
We lead, others follow. We don’t mine skulls

Op add dz... d only tribe in Africa with a Jewish blood and ancestry

Let’s kill dz afonjas wit achievements biko

Use HMA! or pia.
Airtel is d best for dat btw except u put ur mtn in a modem

It’s people like u dat normally end up as lesson teacher or graduate selling puff puff
And people will now be saying, and he knows book oo

Go and learn trade

Onecorner and sons limited

They have started killing dem selves.
That’s what happen wen a tribe rise against the great ikemba tribe

How much is d cat and how old is it

daddycee91:
So this is your own problem?

Yes.

GoTrend:
Who told you that one...
You must be kidneying me

Broke nigga no pour sand for my garri abeg

Hello everyone, I have a little problem dat I need u to help me with. Financially or with what u have
I need to go see my new gf in school this weekend, I need a car, 2010model upward, Benz or bmw preferably cuz I want to show her and her friends.
I heard there are good people on nairaland dat can either borrow me a car or make donations for me so I buy one so I decided to come here.

God bless u all

Stolen one is available if u want to buy

Report her to the police
And I sell period of u want to buy at an affordable price

Hang myself or drink poison

How much I go add to d 3 tazand naira Wey dey my account to buy dz car.
No be me won use am oo, I won dash pesin

Why are random pre wedding pictures considered as news on nairaland sef

See NOSE for kraist sake

HerTotoCry:
You just go on a random page and pick someone's photos then cum post on NL and fanatical mods would put it on the Front page.











Nonsense and Ethiopian Failed Plane

Mumu mods always posting rubbish for fp

Gaspardd:
She's a sec girl, just imagine those light skinned cute sec sch girls, they re still upcoming but surely they have a glorious future.

Shes a neighbour, used to greet her mum a lot cus she has a cute daughter.. daughter in turn greets me a lot until we got close enuf to exchange digits, i kept my distance cus (Mi o le je ki omode fi agba sere) but shes been randomly sendin me some raunchy pics on whatsapp and calling me baby and i cant resist .
It feels awkward but damn at d same time it feels good. I'm torn btw this two feelings.

Lies

This flat head sha want to trend by force

So this is the guy they used
Wicked man. Used his son and fvckin his daughter