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Jasminelilian:
welldone sir,i dey enjoy your story like chocolate.you are the best

rili
i can see u lyk eating chocolate

MhizEnkay:
sorry, I can only trust Tecno4life when it comes to food.

bt he is nt here 4 nw so folow me let me get u sumtin

D9ty7 i dnt knw u can crack jokes lyk dis oo
#if ah hear say tolani die
Thank God its jst a dream



Oh mehn i fil akpan way oo d young man is enjoying himself o

adewealth027:
Hmmmmmmm.........it is well even in d well o...tolani
Pls where is Tecno4life
Onemansquad,bluestarry,stuff....pls go and look for him asap

dnt wory ma'am if u nid anytn d assistant waiter stuff46 wil serve u

MhizEnkay:
you said 'get me water'.. You never said what the water was for so I just assumed it was for garri.. I'm hungry like nonsense.

Really??

Ok folow me 2 dat rum let me order something 4 u 2 eat

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comment frm each one of u or else
am goin 2 gv u dis

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Bluestarry:
which type of colour sir? White or black, green or blue. U knw d r many types of water. Tall or short water? As 4 mhizenkay that fainted, i have a sharp remedy; give her a thunderous slap. U knw d r types of slap ranging 4rm ; resounding slap, exclamatory slap, question slap, formated memory slap and a take away slap.
Resounding slap: diz is a type of when gven to u once it rings twice or thrice. D r mostly used by soldiers.
Exclamatory slap: when diz slap is administered unto you, you may say ;oh my god, blood of jesus. Mostly used by friends.
Question slap: wen u have diz slap, u are forced to ask questions like; you slap me? Applicable and used by boyfriends.
Formated memory slap: wen u r given diz slap, u r speechless. Mostly used by girlfriends and soldiers.
Take away slap: this a slap when admistered to u, you r speechless and you simply walk away. Mostly use by girlfriends.
This the type we shud gv to mhizenkay to ensure that she dosnt faint again in this cenima.

bros i only asked of water oo bt u stat to lecture me wt if d situation worse

#mr man u deserve a formatting slap

MhizEnkay:
make it hot and boiling please

ma'am why didnt u tel me dat u wnt drink tea

or do u want to cook ur bdy so dt police wil declare me wanted

SeyiJayden:
miss tiffanyj has been banned from literature section, am sure she is gonna update when she is unbanned

c'mon tiffanyj is viewing dis topic i guess she may even b typing a new update

adewealth027:
Hot water or cold water?

WTF!!!
Let me use Hot water for sumbdy dat fainted

oga d9ty7 mst hear dis

MhizEnkay:
Oh My Gosh! He mentioned my name! #faints like one of Michael Jackson's fans.

sumbdy shuld get me Water pls ,

bluestarry get me water

[quote author=Ogbarmey post=28340376][/quote]dnt panic dear he wont try it except if e wants 2 see himself in d hospital

Bluestarry:
you are running to a coward. Oga d9t7 send me down doeye, and victoria.
Babe it either you follow me i want to show u smetin or u will be arrested

Yong man if u dnt wnt 2 die touch her and see

*Removes my medusa revolver*
Ogbarmey dear he cant do u anytin cum lets go jor

D9ty7:
Ogbarmey: What did I just see you do? You kissed a guy in the cinema? Your daddy must hear this one.
Onemansquad: She is not going anywhere with you. She is getting married to chief Owonikoko, the richest cocoa farmer in her village.
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This message is addressed to the #team keepourgirlssafe.
The president of the above team should see me in my office and let us discuss the fate of Tolani. Her chances of survival and others. Lol

hey yong man if u tel her dad am goin to cal ma warriors to teach u a lesson so dt in ur life u wil neva gossip agn

And as 4 owonikoko i knw my S. Wil neva marry him na
#dat old man wit many wives

Ogbarmey or do u wnt 2 go and be the man's 7th wife??

mehn Darasimi i feel 4 her oo
#dnt wory it is wel

Ogbarmey:
Awwww kiss back mwah. Welcome back. D9ty7 only one update? Ok here take 1000 naira credit and update .
Don't bother to thank me, is a pleasure

Baby lets go to a serene environment cox d way evrybdy is lukin @us wit red eyes , ah dnt wnt anytn 2 hapen 2 u o



#Firstly what would u lyk 2 take?

Oga shey ah dn tel u no more bloodshed


I dnt evn knw wat dose gals did 2 deoye and his group to deserve all these killing

Ogbarmey:
. I fear you now o. Please I'm I eligible to vote?

Where on earth is onemansquad and techno4life? I think we miss them.

m here baby , i missed u 2 jor u knw u ar d only 1 dt asked afta us *kisses*
...evn oga d9ty7 did nt notice our absence nd 4 dat his boo wil b boozed up


#let me nt catch her o

Shey he has forgotten that it is marriage of conveinance nd he is hopin to join her in the bathrum

Deceitful couple indeed
joel should beta beg her to let him has his way wit her o

SMALLPENIS:
If you see emails and followers

hahaha bad boy

owagold:
. U wanna b a fun breaker

Noo why wil i


jst wnt to feel d lips dats all

SMALLPENIS:
wow! emzypaz am back from my ban, missed the interview with jenimma Nimen,what about the magi ??

I think we should interview Oga Seun this week.

wen u change to lady na

Nawa 4 dis anthony oo his mouth is 2 sharp jor Razor Mouth

#if d guy is grown up i bet he wil b a gud lawyer

hillariousjane:
Flakkygirl,I dey ur back like egg shell..pls more update,am getting impatient.kisses*.

i intercepted d kiss