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Politics / Re: Photo: Helicopters With Flags Seen Flying Over Lagos by Onemansquad(m): 9:49pm On Aug 02, 2015
This is *old news*

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Literature / Re: Happy Birthday, KingzPen by Onemansquad(m): 8:16pm On Aug 02, 2015
Kitme:
Hmm....so let me invite some ppl to wish this amazing guy happy birthday.
Thronek id, d9ty 7, simpleda wg, stuff4 6, divepen1, kingphili p, t oykathy.
you cant invite me to cum wish ma oga kingzpen a happy birthday? undecided
Am cuming bak 4 u

*btw oga kingzpen
as you have reached another milestone I
join the rest of ur fans in
wishing you Happy may God let u continue to greater heights *AMEN*
Romance / Re: Photo: Meet The Nigerian Lady That Slept With Over 600 Men In One Year by Onemansquad(m): 3:09pm On Aug 02, 2015
guinness book of records

Romance / Re: I'm Deeply In Love With Buhari's Daughter by Onemansquad(m): 8:47pm On Aug 01, 2015
bdabuwa:
Ever since the very first day I set my eyes on her pic I deeply fall in to loving her. This is no joke,my love for her is inexplicable I know she's not my type or she's very far beyond my reach, but I can't help myself. I have tried so much to forget about her but I failed. Lots of things are happening to me right now, things like:
1. Loosing my appetite
2. I can't concentrate with my studies
3. Always meditating about her
4. Singing and sometimes weeping
5. Staring at her pic like mirror
Now my parents think I'm possessed making me always drink some kind of concoctions.
My fellow nairaland help oo !!!
engineer shocked shocked
lilyomi, stuff46, adeh39 cum see your man
Crime / Re: Photos : Jungle Justice Meted On Goat Thieves. by Onemansquad(m): 7:50pm On Aug 01, 2015
grin grin goat chain
*these old men dont want to respect theirselves*
if they go to ojaoba market and do alaru better than this disgrace
Literature / Re: Accidental Victim by Onemansquad(m): 7:35pm On Aug 01, 2015
Hawlahscho:

grin correct guy


cheesy
roger that #20 cum if u luv ursef
Romance / Re: Guys, What Is The Worst That Can Happen From Staying Without Sex? by Onemansquad(m): 2:27pm On Aug 01, 2015
sinestro24:


i agree with you, when i was about to enter uni, my old man called me for some grown up talk. he did not tell me not to have sex, his advices were

1) do not promise any girl marriage
2) always wear a condom, (he is a doc by the way, so he have seen loads of cases).
3) dont bother coming back home with anything less than 2:1
popsy knows how it happens na *Experience*
Fashion / Re: Meet The Queen Of Aso Nigeria 2015 Contestants- Photos by Onemansquad(m): 2:21pm On Aug 01, 2015
hehehe queen of aso
Romance / Re: Why Do most Ladies Prefer Bad Guys Over Decent Guys? by Onemansquad(m): 11:47am On Aug 01, 2015
Peachess:
Different stroke for different folks, I love decent guys.
nobody that dosent love a decent guy *bad guys rock* thats just it
Literature / Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by Onemansquad(m): 4:14pm On Jul 31, 2015
vickkydgreat:
master deee av been a ghost reader of ur story all this days but tank God i finally has the chance to comment today... U ar such an awesome right.. Infact i love all your story but keep this one rolling.... And try to update plsss... I greet everyone here oo
*oya show me ur ticket* who told u to enter dis thread since u have been a ghost reader
*skimpledawg cum bounce dis guy out of hia
Literature / Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by Onemansquad(m): 9:21pm On Jul 29, 2015
Shebarh:
what do u mean by dat huh anyways my brain is always active grin
active?? shocked ok let me jst hlp u agree lipsrsealed
[quote author=prettydiva89 post=36371723] grin
why u showing us ur teeth undecided
Literature / Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by Onemansquad(m): 9:20pm On Jul 29, 2015
SofiaAmrozia:
U thievin my heart oh Dee oh, bust my braini Dee oh, Smooth criminal Dee oh, i just dey love you Dee oh.........Shege banza Dee oh.
Oliver Twist things on point, dee you tried a lot. Thanks
whats the meaning of dis undecided
*why are u shouting dee dee all around the thread* oya fix ur ass on a seat b4 i order my boys to throw u out of hia
Romance / Re: Guys Ur Attention Is Needed Here Asap .... Ladies U Also Invited. by Onemansquad(m): 5:15pm On Jul 29, 2015
will pet her let her sleep cos i guess she is feeling sleepy










i wil only do d needful if ma joystick has gained momentum
Politics / Re: Buhari Administration: Two Months, Failed Promises, Zero Success... by Onemansquad(m): 10:38am On Jul 29, 2015
hehehehe Lets not deceive ourselves with the way nigeria is now buhari can't change nigeria within a year sef..it wil take @most 2years before he can achieve 60% of the change he promised

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Car Talk / Re: Graphic Photos From The Fatal Accident In Ikorodu This Morning by Onemansquad(m): 9:07am On Jul 28, 2015
i think these are the pictures of the report someone made dat was on fp dis monin
Politics / Re: Photos Of NDA Cadets Harassing Civilians by Onemansquad(m): 8:20am On Jul 28, 2015
whizcartel:
always report them to the MP(Military police) the one dat apined at my barracks wer dey assaulted a traffic police bcus he told dem nt to obstruct traffic. the soldiers were arrested and disciplined by d MP's. I neva c wer soldier dey beg. lol.
MP are even the ones training them.
if they catch any soldier misbehaving he is in trouble

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Politics / Re: Photos Of NDA Cadets Harassing Civilians by Onemansquad(m): 8:15am On Jul 28, 2015
Gentlesniper:
Lol, course 67, atleast u still be civillian na, congrats though and welcome to greatness. I wish u the very best battalion, Burma!
and the most rugged battalion mogadishu
Politics / Re: Photos Of NDA Cadets Harassing Civilians by Onemansquad(m): 8:12am On Jul 28, 2015
sinator:
I am not surprised at d kinda comments am seeing.... They are civilian comments........ A cadet will still do u d same and u will obey, if u hv the back of a tiger or the skin of a crocodile disobey... 67 here we go
awfa did you face the board @afsb??
Politics / Re: Photos Of NDA Cadets Harassing Civilians by Onemansquad(m): 9:17pm On Jul 27, 2015
Kizmarty:
imagine oo small NDA secondary school children sad
NDA is a university
Nairaland / General / Re: Photos: Big Cobra Killed In Our Office Toilet by Onemansquad(m): 5:34pm On Jul 27, 2015
op you guys should be on the lookout oö *God save una bumbum

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Romance / Re: (picture) This Could Be Us,but Am The one Who Snap The Picture :) by Onemansquad(m): 5:27pm On Jul 27, 2015
the guy wan burst the bumbum noni

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Looking For A Muslim Lady. by Onemansquad(m): 2:18pm On Jul 27, 2015
Op if i tel u to get clay and mould her it wil b too bad
*dnt wory i knw somebody wil contact u soon cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: NDA Comes For Rapper MI And Charass For Wearing Camo (Photo) by Onemansquad(m): 1:32pm On Jul 27, 2015
blueseacats:
I can't understand why government pay this people, because busy army will be so less busy that they have no time for who wear camo or not one of the most fearless army in the world walk around playing with civilians who wear replica uniforms around, yet this weaklings cry like it's abomination to wear it ,in fact it's celebrated in developed world, yet this dough bags that don't even know what galant means are forever chasing civilians around, shame on them, why don't they go and take shakau's uniform does he not appear on TV wearing camps ?idiots umu anu ofIa defense academy.
u knw nigerians dont you?
when they start using it wrongly nw or start using it to perpetuate crime we wil stil be the ones to complain
Literature / Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by Onemansquad(m): 9:01am On Jul 27, 2015
*bunch of unintelligent security agents* dy jst frustrating dis youn4 man's effost * tank God am not mark i would av taught u pple sum lesson *jail dem all including tina
Literature / Re: Accidental Victim by Onemansquad(m): 8:41am On Jul 27, 2015
dioxidane u need to change some plots in this your story cox it's jst like u ar narrating what we are facing in nigeria presently
Literature / Re: Accidental Victim by Onemansquad(m): 8:38am On Jul 27, 2015
seunmsg:
The superintendent of police made a big mistake in revealing the name of the under cover officer to the SSS. He should have used a code name when sharing such a very sensitive information with another security agency. When running an under cover agent in such a manner described in the story, the agent should be referred to using only the code name and not their real name. This little mistake has put the agents life under serious risk.
and that is the problem we have wit our security agents even in 9ja here ''deceit and lack of intelligence''
Literature / Re: *The Players Curse* by Onemansquad(m): 8:34am On Jul 27, 2015
Onyeval212:
nothing really. Just that he is crushing for the figure he saw in your dp.
*clears throat *
no go dia oo am still here
Literature / Re: E. Fantasy(short Stories) by Onemansquad(m): 8:32am On Jul 27, 2015
Galaxdiva:
Pls oooo.... Kip postin inorder to make up for d tyms u werent around..... Tnx dear@crixina....
Lemme call on other monikers...
Onemansquad,simpledawg,adeh39,shebarh,kitme....when u get here,call on others too...
Am comin bak and hope to meet more updates


cc: lalasticlala come over and see this,u wil b thrilled
reserve a seat for me wanna go buy some popcorn *shey u go chop??
Literature / Re: *The Players Curse* by Onemansquad(m): 8:27am On Jul 27, 2015
tomzee2:
I wish it is this easy to gain the attention of all those ajebuter children... Chai I just remember what a daughter oF a general did to me(bella)
hahahaha dnt go there oo unless if u can bear the consequences *but some ajebutters are not that hard oo its jst thehr ego that makes men not to approach them

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