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Romance › Re: Only A Funaab Corper Can Look This Good On Nysc Outfit by OneTeslim(m): 8:42pm On May 11, 2018

Why him khaki get two color? grin

BTW, na FUNAAB I finish. Na my set cool

Foreign Affairs › Re: Syrian War Could Escalate To WW3, Assad Warns. US Flag In Flames In Iran(Pics) by OneTeslim(m): 8:33pm On May 11, 2018

Now, this is serious.

Travel › Re: Passengers Evacuates Through The Emergency Door To The Wings Of A Plane(Photos) by OneTeslim(m): 7:28am On May 10, 2018

Foreign Affairs › Re: Swearing-in Ceremony Of Vladimir Putin As The President Of Russia(Photos) by OneTeslim(m): 12:55pm On May 08, 2018

Evablizin:
Thank you for the BUT.......

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Swearing-in Ceremony Of Vladimir Putin As The President Of Russia(Photos) by OneTeslim(m): 7:34am On May 08, 2018

This could be Buhari next year, but.........

Travel › Re: ₦32M, 245Days Onboard, 59 Countries, Worlds Longest Cruise To Sail In 2019(Pics) by OneTeslim(m): 5:31am On May 07, 2018*

August is too far. Can't they make it January? We would book 10 VIP rooms for Buhari and his cohorts , so they can help us dispose them somewhere on the Pacific.

cry

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (1 - 0) On 6th May 2018 by OneTeslim(m): 2:56pm On May 06, 2018

Luxuryconsult:
Chelsea die finish today. Alonso and morata are the major reason for chelshit underperformance lately not bakayoko. The spirit in alonso last season has left him, he's not the alonso we saw last season. Moses is the only one working, the other side is empty and morata is not a good goal scorer compared to diego costa. I think that's chelshit problem buh no matter how good a slave wanted to try, he can't beat his/her master anyway. I sympathize with chelshit for their loss again today... (For future reference).

Sir, you're getting it mixed up. Moses is the problem not Alonso. His performance has dropped compared to last season I agree , but Moses is worse! So indecisive on the ball in the final third. I always frown whenever the ball is with him in the final third and he never disappoints me, He go do rubbish!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (2 - 2) On 1st May 2018 by OneTeslim(m): 9:26pm On May 01, 2018

Crowd wey dy follow this thread. Seun go just dy smile softly

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (2 - 2) On 1st May 2018 by OneTeslim(m): 9:16pm On May 01, 2018

chiroyale:
Someone should lecture biko.. I don't understand.. I thought Munich and Madrid played last week..

This is the second leg

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (2 - 2) On 1st May 2018 by OneTeslim(m): 8:55pm On May 01, 2018

obonujoker:
I was psg fan at round stage...
I was Juve fan at Quarter Final...
I am Bayern fan now..
And i will be Liverpool fan at final...
Who am I?

Barca fan

Travel › Re: ₦467.4Billion, A City On The Ocean, World's Largest Cruise Ship(Photos) by OneTeslim(m): 7:59pm On Apr 30, 2018

One word, Wawuuu!

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Kim Jung-un Becomes First Leader To Cross Into The South After 65years(Photos by OneTeslim(m): 6:13am On Apr 27, 2018

That trouser tho grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Juventus: UCL (1 - 3) On 11th April 2018 by OneTeslim(m): 10:21pm On Apr 11, 2018

O boy, see crowd!!! Seun go just dy blush

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Education › Re: Top 10 Most Iconic University Senate Buildings In Africa (photos) by OneTeslim(m): 8:16pm On Apr 08, 2018

HigherEd:
Federal University of Agriculture Abeokuta - Nigeria

Was waiting to see this. List would've been incomplete without it. My Alma mater cool

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by OneTeslim(m): 10:16pm On Apr 03, 2018

TheSuperNerd:
I have been saying this.... Messi is an alien... But Ronaldo is a half-alien and half-beast.. What a goal!!!!! That goal is gonna be talked about for a long time! He is showing why he is the archetypal and most excellent goals machine of this generation.

He and Messi are the beauties of football in this age. The Juventus fans even gave Ronaldo a round of applause for that absolutely intergalactic class goal... (This one don dey beyond world class biko).

Take a bow CR7!!!! Even Zidane, a god in his own time was left bemused!!!

Oya, Jim Beglin grin

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Crime › Re: "Igbo Behind Drug Abuse In The North" - Malam Bala Mohammed by OneTeslim(m): 7:40pm On Apr 03, 2018

tiger28:
this aint no trash.....this is a FACT!!!.Those that have been arrested transporting the drugs are igbos.if EVERYONE thinks that this is ok because they aren't forcing the northerners to use it then we shouldn't be angry when our brothers are arrested in malaysia. This is how it all started....when we love money so much that we dont care about the well being and health of our own brothers and sisters then something is inherently wrong with us as a people.

Well, i really understand your point and I'm not gonna drag it any longer. Peace Fam

Crime › Re: "Igbo Behind Drug Abuse In The North" - Malam Bala Mohammed by OneTeslim(m): 5:55pm On Apr 03, 2018

If a University 'Don' can spew this trash, i expect nothing much from the students.

Were they forced to buy?
Probably the 'Igbos' have been forcing Codeine and co down their throats.

Riffraff oshi

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Spying On Your Spouse Phone Is Now A Crime In Saudi Arabia, ₦47M Fine & A Year. by OneTeslim(m): 4:36am On Apr 03, 2018

Car Talk › Re: 8 Of The Most Luxurious Cars In The World by OneTeslim(m): 9:26am On Apr 01, 2018

shortgun:
Over priced vehicles. Nothing different from your normal car.
The main purpose of a car is to take you from point A to point B simple.

i hope you typed this from a Nokia Java phone, since the main purpose of a phone is to call, text and maybe browse.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Many Jews Dont Believe In Jesus Christ by OneTeslim(m): 9:11am On Apr 01, 2018

darkchild64:
Let me ask you a simple question,if an Israeli man appeared today and started performing scientifally proven miracles,and doing other supernatural stuff,this guy claims that he is the younger brother of Jesus and that Yahweh has now changed the rules that you would need to believe in him(let's say his name is Ben-Yedder) you would have to pray through his name to assess Yahweh and you need not follow the New Testament laws again,he creates new laws,giving that some people are starting to believe him

WOULD YOU BELIEVE ?

Ben Yedder kho
Kylian Mbappe ni grin

Webmasters › Re: What Power Does A Blogger Has? by OneTeslim(m): 8:54am On Apr 01, 2018

Power to lie and cook up stories

Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by OneTeslim(m): 7:05am On Apr 01, 2018

We reached Front page grin

Nairaland General › Re: Freaky Deaths, Bizarre Ways That People Have 'kicked The Bucket'(Photos) by OneTeslim(m): 4:50pm On Mar 31, 2018

Politics › Re: President Buhari's Initiated, On-going, WIP & Completed Projects under #FMPWH(1) by OneTeslim(m): 9:07am On Mar 31, 2018

Shameless government Shameless Zombies

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Romance › Re: How Do I Become A Olosho (prostitute) by OneTeslim(m): 10:18pm On Mar 28, 2018

You wantu become Olosho and you wan make your tomorrow beta

Travel › Re: $40billion, World's First Smart City Turns To Ghost Town In South Korea(Photos) by OneTeslim(m): 10:07pm On Mar 28, 2018

Reminds me of the series 'Last Man on Earth'

*In Phil/Tandy Miller's voice*
Even if you're the last woman on earth, i still won't have sex with you grin

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Crime › Re: Scam Alert! Help Is This A Scam by OneTeslim(m): 8:35am On Mar 28, 2018

Scammers waiting to receive your card details

Education › Re: Between Oou And Lautech Which Of This uni Is Better To Study Medicine by OneTeslim(m): 8:00am On Mar 28, 2018

Option C : None of the Above

OOU would be better tho

allanphash7:
OJERE

Goat

Christianity Etc › Re: What's The Best Thread You've Come Across On Nairaland by OneTeslim(m): 10:13pm On Mar 26, 2018

I've come across couple of great threads, with one or two from Explorers, Mouth Gig's thread on Travel section. Likewise, the first few Billyonaire threads i came across.

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Investment › Re: Sergei Mavrodi, MMM Founder Dies At 62 by OneTeslim(m): 12:52pm On Mar 26, 2018

Travel › Re: ₦116Billion, World's Tallest Statue Set To Complete In India By October(Photos) by OneTeslim(m): 5:45am On Mar 26, 2018*

They're not serious undecided

With that their ginger/garlic odour embarassed

Instead of them to buy 'Smart Collections' for everyone in the city cheesy

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