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NwakorChriss:
Blackberry Q10 for sale @ 15,000 naira. Urgent sale is needed. Reason for low price interested buyer contact 08160446242

I dey suspect you

piagetskinner:
ok

buoye1:
Alright

PAnaceA7:
Na todaaaaay

QMark:
Ope ooo

ayusco85:
Ok

Unibenstudent:
Story for the gods

joedejana:
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hydrocarbon:
if they like !

terrifik19:
Nigeria I refuse to be fooled www..com

Toyozzie:
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morbid:
Betrayers

Here comes the Space bookers association of nairaland (SPAN)

Oga seun. I see you bro.

What the hell is going on here?. I don't see anything wrong in spending for your girlfriend. Infact, why should you have a girl friend when you know you are a broke nigga?. But You should always spend wisely and intelligently. For instance:

1. If you have 50k with you, lie to her that you only have 20k, because if you told her you have 50k, she might demand for 30k, but if u lied that u only have 20k, the highest she can ask for is 10k and she would always treasure u as a "caring guy" for splitting ur salary into two" . Moral, for you to pls a girl financially, your real financial status should be hidden, if you can't lie, you would be fraustrated".

2. Never ever make a budget above 20% of your income for a girl no matter what,
3. Never agree to sponsor a girl's education when her parents are still alive, except if you have conducted a traditional marriage before the sponsoring.
4. Watch it, if your girl only appreciate you when you give out large sums but grumbled or mumured when you give her below her demand, "you are in danger"

5. When your girls openly compared you with other girl's boyfriend, telling you to go out and see what other guys are giving out to their girls when she knows fully about your capability. Bros Run.

6. When she demands for airtime, make sure that atleast 40% of the airtime is used to call or text you before you send another. (I.e, if you send 200MTN, make sure you receive a call worth 80naira b4 sending the next card).

7. If you are drinking garri in her presence and she couldn't fight for spoons to join you, but instead, she is telling you that she felt like eating fried chicken, my brother RUN.

8. If you have dated her for 5 months and invested financially in her money wise or materials, and you can't point at a common 50naira handkercheif you got from her as a gift. Bros, RUN.

9. If you are a salary earner, and the only time your girl visited you is month endings, bros RE-THINK

10. If you are still a student and your girl is demanding for 20k or above. Bros RUN.

11. If she had never asked of money to buy hand-out, do business, treat herself healthwisely, but she always demand money to change wardrobe, buy phones, shoes, weavons. Bros RE-THINK.

12. If one day, you told her you are broke and seriously in need of money, and she felt relaxed without been anxious of how to help, even if she doesn't have, but the anxiety isn't there, bros RE-THINK.

13. If you always visit her and taking gifts along to her or giving her money in one way or the other, and ever since she had been visiting you, she had never bought a common gala for you not to talk of food flask of rice?, bros, RE-THINK.

14. If you are in a hard times and she was busy buying cloths and stuffs at the same moment, and her common sense doesn't tell her that she could use that to help you at that situation. Bros RUN.

15. Lasly, if she only smiles at you when you give her something and frowns there after. Bros RUN

Ok

tweetobyte:
We complain because some ladies lack understanding. Most guys spend on their girlfriend when the money (flexing money) is available and don't have pressing needs that'll require those funds. But you'll see the same girl bitching and becoming an azzhole whenever the guy fails to take care of one out of her unending needs. Girls should learn the difference between a guy having money and not wanting to spend / a guy that doesn't have and doesn't want to rob a bank just to make her happy. Truth is, women can never be satisfied.

1 million likes for you

philantoxx:
oga..I dey follow that yur thread oo

Yes boss

8bolz:
FTC at last.*There's another type of People that Come to look for Chicks,Guyz i Dey Lie?.....

Smh. Not on FP yet

Call ur bank for a loan na

barackodam:
They work like this.


ABC = 2
DEF = 3
GHI = 4
JKL = 5
MNO = 6
PQRS = 7
TUV = 8
WXYZ = 9

i will try it out. thanks

Python na very big and long snake oooooo. Chaiii, I think you would need up to 10gigabite . #just kidding#. Ask oga seun, he is a python guru.

Oga seun. I take almighty God beg u ooo. Don't ban me for breaking the rule number 10. I just wanted to help him ni, that's why I refered him to you ooooo

Really?

I have been seeing series of adverts on banners and media with the organizations writing customized phone numbers. For instance, ABC Ltd will write "telephone: 080-ABCLtd". Musiliu shoemaker using 070-musiliu" etc, what got me curious was an advert I saw on a banner today, I was interested in the service and decided to check out their phone number, I was suprised to see a similar format of "0700-company". My question is, how do I dial this customized numbers from my mobile phone?