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Christianity Etc › Re: Faith Healers Who Couldn't Heal Themselves. by onihaxy: 8:47pm On Sep 03, 2014
Sauce?. Abi na source?
Events › Re: my Officer Wedding Pix With A Fellow Nairalander by onihaxy: 11:40am On Sep 03, 2014
Congrats
Politics › Re: Contenders For The 2015 Presidential Elections by onihaxy: 11:33am On Sep 03, 2014
Ok
Romance › Re: Some Very Silly Things Girls Should Stop Doing by onihaxy:
hmmmm

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Got This Invite - How True Is This by onihaxy: 6:06pm On Sep 02, 2014
I smell GNLD. Attend the interview but don't go with any cash or ATM card, because you might be brainwashed to pay 9k for registration.
Romance › Re: Some Very Silly Things Guys Should Stop Doing by onihaxy: 11:15pm On Sep 01, 2014
Adikam: you re guilty of no 3 wen adepimbe accept u
loolz
Literature › Re: My Sex Service To My Principal And Students – NYSC Member...episode 1 by onihaxy: 2:36pm On Sep 01, 2014
sojdan4real: My Sex Service To My Principal And Students – NYSC Member...episode 1
“I was posted to an eastern state. Those three weeks I spent at NYSC camp were the worst three weeks
of my life. After camping, I got my PPA posting and guess what, I was sent to a government girls secondary school to do my service!!!
I was beyond excited despite the location of the school. Omoh, d school dey 4 village but I no care, I was just happy
to be a king among women (girls sha).
Next, I and three other. coppers went to the school
to sign our acceptance letter. Omoh, the principal come say she no want any coppers oh, say coppers dey corrupt her girls too much. Small tin I for cry oh, why this woman won come turn my wine to water na? Which kain devil be dis na?. We beg tire but d woman say we dey waste time say her
decision na final. I then told the woman that I got a vision that God wants me to serve in that school.
She look me laff come say among all of us, na me she fear pass cuz her girls go pursue me. Wow!!!… I Don hang. But, “u look very gentle n responsible” was her next comment. I then gave her an innocent smile to cement her first mistake (she wouldn’t believe I could f**k the assistant principal). After a little brain-washing by me (trust me na), she accepted us and asked us to resume duty next week Monday……
I arrived the school on Monday morning feeling fly
and ready for whatever. I was offered a table in the science lab which would serve as my office but I refused it cuz it was located at the junior section of the school. Nawa oh, wetin I dey do for Junior
section when bad girls full senior section. Abeg I wan deal with mature girls jor.
Lucky me, I got transferred to the senior section to teach ss1 and offered a table at an office close to ss3 class. Baba
God, u too much!!. I walked into the office meant for three staff and met a female teacher who was busy and didn’t notice when I walked in.
“Good morning madam” I said.
Then she looked up at me and replied “Copper, Good morning. You’re welcome”
Literally, my heart melted. I lost all my senses…. cuz sitting before me was the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. This woman eyes na die! Ebony skin, no make-up… even girls used to stare at her.. CHECK THE FIRST COMMENT TO READ THE REMAINING
Here comes another story stealer. Una dey see your life so?. Here is the original thread

https://www.nairaland.com/1521813/nysc-sexvice-principal-students

Moneyhungry. Show face oooooo. One person dey form actor ontop your story ooooo
Literature › Re: My Sex Service To My Principal And Students – NYSC Member (episode 3)...... by onihaxy: 2:34pm On Sep 01, 2014
sojdan4real: Part 4 tomorrow watch out
Oga seun. Abeg help me dash this story stealer a 20years ban. This story belongs to our sexuality section friend moneyhungry. Here is the original thread

https://www.nairaland.com/1521813/nysc-sexvice-principal-students

Moneyhungry, where you dey ooooo. Come see thief for here oooooo
Business › Top 10 Business Killers. by onihaxy(op): 12:12pm On Sep 01, 2014
After taking critical surveys about business. I did a lot of researches on various business men and women, I studied their growths and downfall and I came up with this great business killers. Please be very concious about them.
1.POOR BUSINESS BACKGROUND : if you will agree with me. Many people just jump into business because they liked it, some was because they see another person making huge profits from it, some were influenced by friends or relatives. Only few had the full background knowledge of the businesses. I was at a computer centre weeks back and I saw a woman who brought her son for computer training. I was surprised when the operator told her to bring 3,000 for 3 months training. I asked him after the woman's departure that did he attended any computer training before setting up this business?, he replied that "not at all, I practised it on my brother's computer and I became an expert". I replied "no wonder" and said nothing. Because ordinary desktop publishing should go for nothing less than 6,000. Especially for 3 months.
2.POOR ENTREPRENEUR SPIRIT: many people has the money and idea to set up a business but the entrepreneur spirit is lacking. The spirit to keep business moving even out of season, the spirit to stand firm during challenges and the spirit to maximise. The spirit to take risks, The spirit to withstand insults from customers and threats from competitors, the spirit to face challenges. That's why most people fold up business when the flows they foresaw wasn't coming in as they expected. I will encourage people in this category to read books about successful entrepreneurship.
3. POOR MARKETING STRATEGY: many people do business without efficient marketing. I was looking for where to take an urgent passport one day. I asked 3 people in that street about where to get a passport photographer and no one could direct me. It was the 4th person that pointed to a shop closer to me. I was surprised because I had passed the shop without knowing something like that was been operated there. I got there and took the passport. I asked him, "why not get a good advertisement signboard to show passersby that you run this business?" I was shocked when he replied me that "is it ontop this my kobo-kobo business I go put signboard?, besides, state government will charge me 10k every year, and I can't afford it". I was like WTF?, a good signboard will attract more than 10 people daily to patronise you beyond your neighbourhood but he was "inconvinceable". A business without strategic marketing and advertisement will render the growth of the business stagnant and slow. Ask seun osewa, he dey advertise, that's why you would see "HOW TO PLACE TARGETED ads on nairaland" because the more the awareness, the more the income flow.
4. POOR SPENDING HABBIT: as a good businessman, especially the newbies, you have to be concious of the way you spend, your spending should be from your profits and not your capital. And for a better business growth, 40% of your profit should be added to your next capital. Otherwise, you will remain in your first capital capacity till Jonathan leaves aso rock..

5. POOR SAVING HABBIT: no matter how small the business is, always cultivate a non-withdrawable savings in your rainy seasons. You can never tell what the future holds. You might need to diversify your business in future, repair generators, pay bills and you might suddenly impregnate a poor man's daughter. So this savings will save you during the dry seasons.

6. FAMILY AND FRIENDS: yes!!, here comes a great business killer. When you are doing business, always set a boundary for your family and friends. Let them pay for the services rendered to them most especially when the money is needed to get another goods. The good news is that, if you keep rendering free service to friends and family especially as a newbie in the business, you mite go broke and run dry. The same friends and family will be the first to insult you saying "look at that baboon, he started business last year and folded up this year" forgetting the fact that they contributed to your downfall.
7. POOR TIME MANAGEMENT: you will all agree with me that "Time na money" do your work when you are supposed to work, spend much of your time strategizing on expansion than the time you use on social networks to catch fun, unless you are there for business purpose. Remember, social network owners are making their money from your poor time management.
8. EXCESSIVE DEMANDING RELATIONSHIP: you will agree with me that some girlfriends are so cruel when it comes to money demands. They can demand money more than your profit at a go. Some don't care about how you make the money and the need on ground to keep business moving, all they always wanted is financial satisfaction. I don't need to advice you on this area. When your shop folded up, they will dump you for a fresh rich guy. And bros, don't waste your time cursing them, it will not have any effect because you weren't robbed. Na their "2face" and the "Idibia" formatted your brain.
9. SELFISHNESS ON BUSINESS IDEAS . After making a lot of researches on numerous dead companies. I came to realize that so many CEOs were very selfish about the ideas of the business they run, they don't disclose it to family and co-workers. Though it has its advantages interms of competitors. But what happens when you fall sick or die?, who will succeed the seat of the CEO?, is he/she properly trained on how to keep the business going?. That's why when I checked the operation of yahoo, google, facebook etc, there is no special office of the CEO, the owners work together plainly with many staffs as a BOARD. They open ideas to one-another and the organisation will keep moving because the blueprint is opened. Unlike the africolas and time-colas of nigeria.

10. THE GOD FACTOR. If you are a christian, muslim, atheist, or traditional worshipper, there is always this "supreme-being" factors that you have to always call on for the spiritual business growth. If you know how far and long your competitors go to carry sacrifices, going on fast and prayers, visiting pastors , babalawos and imams just to outshine you in that business, then you would know how to involve your own supreme being whom you belief in..
Nairaland General › Re: Happy New Month To Seun And All Nairalanders by onihaxy: 8:53am On Sep 01, 2014
iceberylin: Happy New month to all my NL friends listed below

xsenga
missstella
desdichando
kelvingraphics
hurklan
onihaxy
madnesscom(funny Moniker grin)
onyenna
DaveP

wishing you the Best!!!
Happy new month bro.
Travel › Re: Streets Of London: 40 Years Before And Now (13 Photos) by onihaxy: 7:57pm On Aug 31, 2014
Ok
Health › Re: Owerri, IMO State Records New Ebola Case! by onihaxy: 7:27pm On Aug 31, 2014
sauce? source?
Christianity Etc › Tithe Of A Worldly Worker, Acceptable To God Or Not? by onihaxy(op):
Happy sunday to every one. I have been wondering about this topic. Every sunday when I go to church, I have been seen my neighbour who operates a beer parlour paying tithes, the woman who sells hot drinks and cigarettes infront of my house also pays tithe and so many people of same worldly business calibre like that.
Now, when its time for tithe collection, the verse in malachi would be read " bring forth your tithes to my house..............and prove me not if I would not bless you" . And most of the times, my pastor would say God blesses every tithers by blessing the works of his/her hand. This brings me back to the question.
Is it the worldly works (beer parlour, cigarettes, hot drinks, drug business, fraud etc) that God would bless and multiply?. Over to you nairalanders. I need answers please.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: PRICING MANAGER Required Urgently In An HMO by onihaxy: 10:56am On Aug 29, 2014
GNLD. I hail ooo
Music/Radio › Re: Psquare Ft. T.I – Ejeajo Video by onihaxy: 10:53am On Aug 29, 2014
Make I go download am
Business › Re: CBN Begins Restructuring Of NSPMC, Retires Directors by onihaxy: 7:06am On Aug 29, 2014
Ok
Foreign Affairs › Re: Presidential Villas Across The World.(pictures) by onihaxy: 6:30pm On Aug 28, 2014
Isokay
Politics › Re: 2015: North Will Burn If Jonathan Wins 2015 Election – Eurasia Group by onihaxy: 6:28pm On Aug 28, 2014
Story for the gods
Education › Re: Students In Thailand Made To Wear Anti-cheating Helmets by onihaxy: 6:26pm On Aug 28, 2014
Funny
Politics › Re: President Jonathan Launches New National E-ID Card In Abuja Today (pics)! by onihaxy: 6:20pm On Aug 28, 2014
Nice one

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