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Health › Re: Constipation Or Diarrhoea? What Sickness Do You Prefer? by onila(op): 12:42am On Sep 10, 2013
Rooneyboy: omoh !

I prefer diarrhoea oooo, once u release it u become very free, constipation is a terrible sickness that I dread having.

That last time I had constipation (2011) tears commot for me eyes. grin

Had to rush to my doctor , and he was like , take loads of water + fruits rich in fiber and that was/has been the remedy oooo.

Since 2011 till date, I do take 5 sachets of pure water once I wake up.

+ once in a while, I go for oranges(the riches fruit in fiber in Nigeria ) or banana (also very rich in fiber).

Lastly, beans is also about the riches solid food in naija.

Me no dey joke with my nyash ooo .
I had my first serious constipation in 2008 cry cry

omo I almost died

but now am kinda used to it, \after having constipation several times after that

now I know how to position my anus in a way, it wldnt hurt too much when pushing grin

,but true, true. .constipation cn be deadly embarassed
Health › Constipation Or Diarrhoea? What Sickness Do You Prefer? by onila(op): 12:02am On Sep 10, 2013
smiley this is a hard one

they both have its pro's and con's

constipation= might be more difficult to push and you can get wounds when pushing while diarrhoea is easier to push but smelly, messy n disgusting

constipation has its advantages..when u have constipation, you can hold yr poo for sometime in public when u feel the urge to poo,

but diarrhoea, if u have diarrhoea,when u are in public..u cant hold it at all for even 5 minutes

I remember back in secondary school when a guy was suffering from diarrhoea. .he pooed on his pants in class during geography exam grin cry the poor boy thot he cld hold it but mbanu he cldnt ooo..thats y i hate diarrhoea

if u have diarrhoea, pls say yr sick n stay at home, and write a letter to yr boss or proffesor because the thing is serious and u dont wanna embarrass yrself

so my answer= I prefer constipation than diarrhoea based on the disadvantage n advantages

but my aunt told me, constipation can have negative effects on a woman. .bcus yr anus system and womb connects..the more yr pooing hard poo the more yr womb will be falling

I took this advise seriously, because i have been having constipation from eating too much yam these days

drinking water and fruits everyday smiley its kinda getting better now
Foreign Affairs › Re: Nairobi Governor Slaps Female Rep After Jonathan Visit by onila(f): 1:20pm On Sep 09, 2013
not surprised

Kenyan women are very tough, rude and their men are also arrogant

thats y they never get along

undecided whenever i hang ard kenyan girls, they remind me of another version of yoruba women, but a lil bit nicer than yoruba girls
Entertainment › Re: Elton John Asked My Mum Out In The UK by onila(op): 12:37am On Sep 09, 2013
Elton John asked my mum in 1984 when he just got married\\

by that time, he had only confirmed he was bisexual. .he was still unsure of his sexuality


it was in 1988 following his divorce that he came out that he was gay

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/17/article-2174887-00256DF700000258-377_634x473.jpg
Fashion › Re: Africans At Miss World 2013 (Coverage) by onila(f): 10:50pm On Sep 08, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: Oprah is American(her nationality) and African (her ethnicity her ethnicity is unknown for obvious reason at least to me .

Because they are African spots and they belong to African
she(Oprah) traced her roots to liberia
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Come And Chill With NL Coolest Babe=onila! by onila(op):
Celebrities › Re: Eedris Abdulkareem Insults Cossy Orjiakor On Twitter by onila(f): 4:30pm On Sep 08, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Onila,s Cool Pics by onila(op): 3:47pm On Sep 08, 2013
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Onila,s Cool Pics by onila(op): 3:41pm On Sep 08, 2013
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Onila,s Cool Pics by onila(op): 3:27pm On Sep 08, 2013
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Onila,s Cool Pics by onila(op): 3:21pm On Sep 08, 2013
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Onila,s Cool Pics by onila(op): 3:09pm On Sep 08, 2013
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Onila,s Cool Pics by onila(op): 3:06pm On Sep 08, 2013
Adamskuty: hmm! Onila when i saw this topic,i was expecting to see ur pixs,not all these undecided
kiss kiss
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Onila,s Cool Pics by onila(op): 2:59pm On Sep 08, 2013
Waspy: Onila, i'm so sorry if i'm wrong, i think you need a shrink! embarassed
screw off, nigga!

my shrink said am ok and my nigga loves me more n more everyday
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Onila,s Cool Pics by onila(op): 2:57pm On Sep 08, 2013
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Onila,s Cool Pics by onila(op): 2:43pm On Sep 08, 2013
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Onila,s Cool Pics by onila(op): 2:42pm On Sep 08, 2013
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hbday Adaobi <3 <3 by onila(f): 1:45am On Sep 08, 2013
Afam4eva: Happy Byday Asampete Nwanyi Oma. Pls move the party to Paris so that i can celebrate with you. I can't come to London grin
u live in paris?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hbday Adaobi <3 <3 by onila(f): 1:38am On Sep 08, 2013
HBD, Love kiss
Culture › Re: African Images-sights And Sounds! by onila(op): 11:25pm On Sep 07, 2013
Entertainment › Re: Elton John Asked My Mum Out In The UK by onila(op): 10:16pm On Sep 07, 2013
[quote author=nadia_SA]r u 100% sure hs not ur father??[/quote]that means I will be mixed

am just as black as you

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