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Romance / Re: My Chest Is Bigger Than My Wife's Breast by OnionBandit(f): 9:41pm On Jan 04
silibaba:


You for ask if op don see food chop before advising him on breast surgery. grin
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: My Chest Is Bigger Than My Wife's Breast by OnionBandit(f): 7:50pm On Jan 03
Dilijingsly:
how much would that cost
That you bargained for grapefruits but you now have limes is not enough reason to go the route of plastic surgery. You will regret it if you try that shit. Manage that lime like that, otherwise....A word is enough for the wise

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Travel / Re: Should I Keep My Federal Job Or Travel to the U.K by OnionBandit(f): 7:40pm On Jan 03
mistacoco2:
pour your depression and stupidit.y to somewhere else
Greedy fo0lllll..Japa na, make your eye clear. Weyrey angry
Travel / Re: Should I Keep My Federal Job Or Travel to the U.K by OnionBandit(f): 6:01pm On Jan 03
mistacoco2:
I said I need matured people’s advice.
He is mature abeg. Na you no get sense. I wonder what else you are looking for. You ve got a good paying federal job and you are still contemplating japaing? What for? Greener pastures? You are very stewpid!

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by OnionBandit(f): 8:52am On Jan 03
LikeAking:


Can you drop the handle of that person?
did that already

@ardizor on twitter
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Taunts Peter Obi For Flying A Private Jet To Plateau State by OnionBandit(f): 3:48pm On Jan 01
bhella10:
Such a vain and empty man.
cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Taunts Peter Obi For Flying A Private Jet To Plateau State by OnionBandit(f): 1:50pm On Jan 01
bhella10:
I'm looking for that clip sef grin
E dey YouTube plenty


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x13cJytB6KM?si=h7x_UzrzubMd19ja
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Taunts Peter Obi For Flying A Private Jet To Plateau State by OnionBandit(f): 2:25am On Jan 01
mii4u:

The day dat peter obi will reply him is the day he will stop all these nonsense, but Peter obi is too busy to notice him. Reno is seriously craving obi's attention.
reply him the way he replied Dino melaye during that presidential election debate..right? 🤡🤡

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by OnionBandit(f): 1:46pm On Dec 31, 2023
onlyforchrist:
Cool stuff, kindly share the handle/names of those people you follow for such calls on X. Thanks.


follow @ardizor for a start

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by OnionBandit(f): 12:33pm On Dec 31, 2023
onlyforchrist:
How did you find this token and which exchange did you?


Finding tokens like this needs experience and a lil bit of research. The strategy adopted sometimes is just by following the right people on twitter. People with proven track records. In the case of analos, I got the call from a guy I have been following on SM for years about it's launch...Did my own research, waited till 3:10 am for it's launch, invested the little I could and went to sleep...I woke up later that morning to see good money..I no go lie you

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by OnionBandit(f): 10:57am On Dec 31, 2023
saddler:

Yesterday i was reading through a crypto bulletin and a statement caught my attention.

It says " The value of your investments are just numbers printed on the screen until you take profit".

When i read that, i instantly sold 10 $SOL out of the 25 i had.

No room for greediness this bullrun.
😂
I understand you sha..but sometimes you know an asset has great potential but cos of the volatile nature of the market as a whole, you take profit much earlier than you should have..and it will still hurt you bad when the asset appreciates to its peak

Recently, I invested in one. Knew it had great potentials..so I invested less than a sol, an equivalent of 60usd..took profit when the asset was worth 1.4m naira..didn't know it was too early. If I had waited till say another 48 hours, would have gotten my 18milli easy..but in all, I still thank God cos I got this in just 24hours..

The asset is analos. Invested when the MC was 350k..

What I learnt? Take profit as much as you want but still leave a reasonable percentage of the asset that made you good profit (especially when the hype is loud)..cos you never can tell

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Family / Re: My Mom Has Made Me Miserable! She Denied Me Happiness by OnionBandit(f): 6:29pm On Dec 30, 2023
egobetter4me:


I have stopped for sometime now.
you are wicked! Why would you starve her of sex? Haba! Where do you want her to get the satisfaction when the urge comes? So you would be sleeping with other women outside and you would expect her to be faithful,

The deed has been done and you have to move on like that. In fact, na you no know wetin you want. From your post, I could deduce that you agreed to marry her before changing your mind..and this could be the reason your mother insisted. You wan put ya family into shame? Where you wan make your mama put her face when she meets with her family members after you don spoil things?

If say you be Muslim, I for say make you marry another one join to balance the equation, but Una like dey deceive unaself

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Politics / Re: Allegations Of Tribalism Against Me & Nairaland by OnionBandit(f): 3:50pm On Dec 30, 2023
Omoawoke:


You have banned me several times here, back to back to back. I didn’t complain, but when nairaland was down, I was among the people defending you and Nairaland on twitter.
You don’t know the people you are dealing with, stop giving them audience, ignore them and let tribal warlord like us insult them on your behalf. They are pure animals and haters.
Twitter is far worse with ethnic clashes but they won’t see that one, na you and NL be their problem and the only reason is because you are Yoruba
aswear na we still dey support the coward for twitter despite all he has done against his own on this forum
Politics / Re: Allegations Of Tribalism Against Me & Nairaland by OnionBandit(f): 2:20pm On Dec 30, 2023
aljharem:
@Seun. It is unfortunate that you have not read the handwriting on the wall.

I have been here since the inception of Nairaland and had my fair share.

These SE tribalist are IPOB and ready to destroy your business. Smell the coffee already and stop being a weakling.

They use different user names to stir up tribal issues and are a cancer to the society.

Ban anyone with tribal inclination on any topic and watch tribalism reduce.

These people are revisionist and wicked and it is just a matter of time they destroy all you stand for.

They are the same from GRV to IPOB
just leave seun, make him dey suck their ballz. He will never understand.

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Politics / Re: Allegations Of Tribalism Against Me & Nairaland by OnionBandit(f): 2:18pm On Dec 30, 2023
HugeElephant:
The tribal warlords have always been majorly from the south East. It's like those people are being paid and dedicate their lives to it. Always creating threads to taunt the other tribes in Nigeria. And attacking people that question their lie peddling and high level bigotry.

It was so bad at a point they said the whole northern Nigeria was an uneducated poverty ridden tribe.
During "Eid" Arewa twitter showed them true wealth. Not some drug pushing or baby factory wealth.

God bless you real good. I understand why seun is buttlicking these people who think the world revolves around them.. When you talk of hate, intolerance, nepotism and what have you, no one does all of these like the yeebowhs. Go to the religion section, the yeebowhs will go to the Muslim section to insult them for no reason, and you would never find a Muslim do this on a Christian thread. Check all over Nairaland and see how these guys have been cursing and threatening people, and also see how seun has been needlessly buttlicking them.

Seun is a disgrace..I understand he is after the market, cos a lot of these baby factory products are jobless or in their shops and the only way they while a away time is by cursing people on this forum and other media spaces.. but like I stated earlier, Seun is a disgrace..I must not forget to add that he is a coward. Otherwise, how do you dedicate a thread to defend the accusations of the yeebowhs. I have been banned several times with different monikers on this forum because I responded to some folks that lack basic home training...


..and in the end, na we still dey support am for twitter while the yeebowhs he is buttlicking are hellbent on destroying what he spent years of hard work to build

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Family / Re: 19 Year Old Man Marries Two Wives At A Time In Bauchi. by OnionBandit(f): 9:36am On Dec 30, 2023
Beremx:
He didn't even marry one first then marry another later. He decided to marry two at once. I hope he's rich enough to take care of both women.

19years old boy and polygamy. Smh
how e take affect you?
Romance / Re: Is this Enough Reason to Break up with him? by OnionBandit(f): 9:06am On Dec 30, 2023
FeliciaOja:
How can someone lock door refuse to talk or eat his food just because of a football match??
Even threaten to throw padlock at me for disturbing him because his team lost
I'm done!! Can't be dealing with a child that calls himself a man. Very childish attitude
with this, all I can say is RUN o!

If you like, no listen, make you dey reason how good he is in bed or other qualities. You go soon understand
Politics / Re: Igbo Behind Major Investments In Nigeria, Says Speaker by OnionBandit(f): 8:16am On Dec 30, 2023
He probably meant spare parts or okirika business, otherwise, the records are as clear as the day
Romance / Re: Few Weeks To Wedding....text Message Discovered. by OnionBandit(f): 4:10pm On Dec 29, 2023
LilMissFavvy:
Hmm, so you are still waiting for Miss. Perfect?

As for the Op, my advice is that your brother should think of the attributes of this lady. Does she have good characteristics? If she loves him, is well mannered, etc, then he can forgive her and marry her. If she doesn't possess other good attributes, then he can let go. There is no perfect human and mistakes happen.
women defending women when it come to rubbish. If na your brother , you go tell am to go ahead considering the attributes?

Mfvka

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Celebrities / Re: Tony Elumelu Dancing With Genevieve Nnaji by OnionBandit(f): 8:06pm On Dec 25, 2023
PlayMaker14:
Sometimes, I just assume this lady is a mermaid, she never gets old....

See me, a young man already having grey hair like RMD and going bald.

Thank God for life sha grin
How old is she? If she crosses 60, show me her neck and I will show you wrinkles in their thousands

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Music/Radio / Re: Rema - DND (Official Music Video) by OnionBandit(f): 10:03am On Dec 23, 2023
Just noise

Am outta here! angry

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Arrested In Biggest Bust Of Cocaine Traficking In India On New Year Eve by OnionBandit(f): 3:16pm On Dec 14, 2023
It has to be an E-gbo man

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Politics / Re: Photo Of A Policewoman Assisting Titilayo Adeleke, Osun First Lady With Earrings by OnionBandit(f): 6:24pm On Dec 04, 2023
Beremx:
I see nothing wrong with it. She's helping to make the first lady beautiful. grin
Still better than carrying handbag or food for madam.

This woman don dey get sense small small sha
Politics / Re: Kwara:chinese Firm Advises Kwara Govt To Demolish Tanke Bridge To Avoid Calamity by OnionBandit(f): 9:05pm On Nov 28, 2023
hakeemhakeem:


China products are grade by grade based on the request of the buyers
no mind am..he knows nothing
Politics / Re: Ipob's Simon Ekpa Sabotaging Our Efforts In Southeast – Chief Of Defence Staff by OnionBandit(f): 10:38pm On Nov 22, 2023
Jostoman:
Lets tell ourself the truth in nigeria,

Give them president you people say no.

Allow them to go you people said no

Igbo people are not allowed to vote a candidate of their choice in lagos, the whole world saw what some igbo people face during and after election in lagos.

A candidate from southeast contested presidential election and won but what happen they took his mandate and gave it to another person.


You are very stwopid!

Igbos were not allowed to vote in Lagos? How did elupee get most of its votes? How did they win presidential election in Lagos? Did the hypocritical yeebowhs allow others to vote their choices in the East? Was that not why that cricket voiced dunce secured 95% of the S/East votes? You are mard!

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Politics / Re: Enugu Minister Uche Nnaji Emerges The Worst Minister Under Tinubu So Far by OnionBandit(f): 6:40am On Nov 21, 2023
Yeebowz always taking us backwards
Travel / Re: 6 Proven Ways To Avoid ‘Billing’ When Abroad by OnionBandit(f): 8:01am On Nov 19, 2023
Untainted007:
What works for Mr A may not work for Mr B. What matters most is use your brain the way the situation at hand requires. But remember it’s not all assistance that you rendered that are vain. In some cases, you are the saving grace and such person may never forget you. All you need is use your instinct. Dnt over do and don’t do if your mind is not supporting the billing.
I honestly love this.

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Politics / Re: Rufai Oseni Is Not A Journalist —Dele Elempe by OnionBandit(f): 6:50pm On Nov 02, 2023
BOSSkesh:
Who doesn’t know that
The f00ls who call themselves obidients
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Armed Biafran Nations League Militants by OnionBandit(f): 12:07pm On Nov 02, 2023
Chibuzoripob:
grin leodeking,Obaofaba, Naptu2, ipobarecriminals, Raskimonojendor, dodada, Onionbandit ,make una coma see OBIDIENTPIGS
These ones are even worse than peegs

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Politics / Re: Supreme Court Verdict: Atiku To Hold Press Conference On Monday by OnionBandit(f): 7:03pm On Oct 28, 2023
omenka:
In the dugout breaking bones and wings. These pesky little sandflies nor dey hear word.
cheesy cheesy grin cheesy cheesy

Nice one.. Sanitising this space is a must

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Politics / Re: Supreme Court Verdict: Atiku To Hold Press Conference On Monday by OnionBandit(f): 5:29pm On Oct 28, 2023
omenka:
This info is meant only for the headless mob, Biafrans, IPOB, Obidients, Alkameroonians, AfghanEasternis, Atikulators, and all other enemies of Nigeria. smiley

Nigerians are too busy looking forward to the future to give a termite's ass what the sore loser and his gay partner from the land where the sun never rises think or say.
Omenka Omenka! Where have you been? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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