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Politics / Sadiq Gadah, The Alleged Killer Of Bellobukar Is Not An APC Influencer (PICS) by OnionBandit(f): 5:27pm
One overzealous eluupee mod pushed that nonsense to the FP to sell some nonsense agenda.

Although, not saying there are no killers in APC, and I am also not saying there are no cannibals in eluupee, but abeg make we dey use sense report things..

Well see proof in the attachment..

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu may now Have Sexual access to His Wife In Detention. by OnionBandit(f): 8:45am
AkinPhysicist:
Is Tinubu not merciful? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
cheesy cheesy

Yes o! Konji for kpai the albino hunchback 🤣
Politics / Re: Police Arrest Daniel Ojukwu (FIJ Reporter) by OnionBandit(f): 9:07pm On May 03
metaluterus:

They will give him soft landing



I have 25kg bags of rice for sale at 17,000 Naira per bag

Lagos
wait, police case dey on top this rice?
Islam for Muslims / Re: Are Your Parents Your Responsibility? by OnionBandit(f): 11:54am On May 03
Only a cursed child would say his parents aren't his responsibility. No matter how you want to twist it. If you remove the word 'responsibility', you are not making any sense

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Extradited From Malaysia Convicted For $6.3m Fraud In US by OnionBandit(f): 11:49am On May 03
If the crime is big, you already know where the criminal is coming from

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Romance / Re: No Matter How Sexy Or Beautiful A Girl Is. After Sex You Will Undervalued Her by OnionBandit(f): 6:11am On May 02
Na small pikin talk be this. Obviously, you still see having sex with girls as an achievement. The more girls you lay, the better for your ego. I repeat, na small pikin dey worry you

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Politics / Re: FG Completes Dualised Abuja-Keffi-Markurdi Road (Video) by OnionBandit(f): 7:26pm On May 01
onuman:
Good job.
But stop creating a country of double standards.
This 20 km Ihialla-Orlu federal road between Anambra and Imo States has been like this for ages.
The Ekwulobia-Orlu section of Awka-Ekwulobia-Ideato-Orlu-Umuaka-Owerri federal highway has been unusable since a bridge was not built before Buhari military govt struck in 1983.
Going from Awka to Owerri has been like a circumnavigation.
potor region cool

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Phones / Re: Why You Should Not Pose Like This When Taking Selfies by OnionBandit(f): 2:58pm On May 01
Wetin be this again?

Finger prints don turn private part again?

I think it's best you stop exposing self on social media. This message is only for the rich though.
Abi, wetin dem wan use poor man finger print authorize?

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Politics / Re: FG To Pay N2.75bn Compensation For Coastal Highway Demolitions Today by OnionBandit(f): 2:12pm On May 01
Hoebi!

Shame no dey catch you? Your tenure as governor witnessed broad day light demolition without compensation going to any of those who suffered from your bulldozing..Is this not ruthlessness? And na you still get mouth dey criticise this act of humanity pass. No be hypocrisy be that?

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Politics / Re: Michael Chibuzo Replies Obi's Criticism Of The Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway by OnionBandit(f): 12:46am On May 01
Ezewuzie01:
People should start asking Peter Obi the whereabouts of his wife. He never goes out with her when he attends weddings, burials, church programmes etc. He has never praised her as a support pillar. It is all about himself and himself. He only showcases her during select campaign rallies for political gain. The woman may be disgusted with his poor dress sense, lying tongue and bad fatherhood that saw him raise a homosexual as son.
grin grin grin

My guy! Two roasted cows for your eating pleasure.
Bills on me grin
Religion / Re: God Answers Prayers When You Say AMEN! Not When You Say AMEN O!. by OnionBandit(f): 11:19am On Apr 28
Before the lack of faith, don't you think the sayers of "AMEN O" must have said "AMEN" severally with no result grin

If God go answer your prayer, na small thing. No be because of one "O" any other alphabet abeg
Politics / Re: Gbenga Omotoso: Sanwo-Olu Did Not Announce New Minimum Wage by OnionBandit(f): 7:13pm On Apr 27
treesun:

Go and listen again. Same Sanwoolu that admitted 2 people died live on CNN at Lekki toll gate massacre, only to turn around nobody died. You are free to choose what you believe!
abeg rest
Politics / Re: 85 Terrorists Killed As Boko Haram, ISWAP Clash In Borno by OnionBandit(f): 8:07pm On Apr 26
Show us their meats abeg. I love seeing them dead
Politics / Re: Gbenga Omotoso: Sanwo-Olu Did Not Announce New Minimum Wage by OnionBandit(f): 9:10pm On Apr 25
treesun:


When you talk too much, the cost implication is massive. I heard on Nigeria info. Now he is tring to change mouth!
which one be talk too much for here? Are you new to our blogs creating sensational headlines out of every development?

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Politics / Gbenga Omotoso: Sanwo-Olu Did Not Announce New Minimum Wage by OnionBandit(f): 8:34pm On Apr 25
The Lagos State Government has not increased the minimum wage, contrary to the impression in some media reports, which emanated from the unveiling of Eko Cares – the umbrella for the various interventions to protect the poor against the effects of the prevailing economic hardship. The event was held at the Governor’s Office in Ikeja on Wednesday.

Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu has been erroneously quoted as saying that a new minimum wage of N70,000 had been announced. This is wrong. Mr. Governor never said so. He said since January, civil servants had been earning the N35,000 wage award directed by the Federal Government. In other words, those earning N35,000 now earn N70,000. He did not announce a new minimum wage of N70,000.

His words: “I know that by the grace of God very very soon we'll see a new minimum wage that will be approved for the Federal Government and for the state government

The civil servants and all public officers, they know that since January we have continued to pay the wage allowance of minimum of N35,000 over and above what they were earning before.

“People that were earning a minimum of N35,000 to N40,000 before, they are now earning over N70,000. So, it’s important for people to know and for us to lay this thing very clearly. This government has doubled up and has not left its citizens on their own…”.

Gbenga Omotoso
HC, Information & Strategy

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Phones / Re: Voicenote On Whatsapp Is The Worst Invention by OnionBandit(f): 5:24pm On Apr 25
Felabrity:
Imagine you got kidnapped, you texted someone and the werey is sending VN

In captivity, you dey exchange text messages?
Phones / Re: Voicenote On Whatsapp Is The Worst Invention by OnionBandit(f): 9:18pm On Apr 24
Sometimes typing can be very boring and stressful, especially when you have a lot to say at once.

Imagine a situation where as a 9-5er working in Lagos, you just returned from work (after beating that Lagos traffic)...and someone important gives you a lengthy chat that can't wait..Omo! Me na VN go solve am o!

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Politics / Re: Erelu Ngozi Adeleke Is Osun Governor's 1st Wife by OnionBandit(f): 10:36am On Apr 23
paramakina202:


Adeleke is free to choose who becomes first Lady but may I remind you that governor of then Eastern region his wife was a Yoruba no body stopped her from playing her role as first lady. In Igboland once you are Married into a family you automatically become part of them even if you oyibo.
Now that he has chosen who his first lady is, why bleating ?
Politics / Re: Why Reno Omokri Is Senseless To Criticize Obi About Building Schools by OnionBandit(f): 9:22am On Apr 23
Asiri ti tu cheesy cheesy

Person wey say him value education pass infrastructure no build even one classroom, even though the state lacked good government schools. He rather invested state fund on alcohol

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Politics / Re: Erelu Ngozi Adeleke Is Osun Governor's 1st Wife by OnionBandit(f): 8:49am On Apr 23
Splendid235:
I just read a post here on nairaland where the wives of Ademola Adeleke are dragging about the first lady position,the link below:

https://www.nairaland.com/8069696/titilola-adeleke-osun-first-lady

My take is that it is unfair for the governor to make the second wife his first lady when the first wife is still alive. For the benefit of doubt, Ngozi is the first wife,see confirmation link below:

https://www.nairaland.com/7618361/breaking-news-meet-2-wives. This is what brings trouble in a home. Probably,the governor wants to please his people on the alter of tribalism.

I have continued to advocate a peaceful dissolution of this unholy marriage called NIGERIA,that is causing all of us pains. This union is not taking anybody anywhere. If our people can show tribalism in this type of scenario,why are we in one country?

hypocrite!

Show us where Hausa or Yoruba is allowed to be first lady in any of your states. You dey behead people, but you no fit stand the sight of machete in another man's hand

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Crime / Re: IG Wants NSCDC, FRSC Merged With Police by OnionBandit(f): 7:04am On Apr 23
This man wants to have it all. Doesn't want to share..

Otherwise, why kick against state police but want to control both NSCDC and FRSC ?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Zionist Proposes Bill To Criminalise Christianity In Israel by OnionBandit(f): 8:21pm On Apr 21
Entusky:
oga na hw much dem pay u for dis write up?

For emphasis, Blackman, try to dey read If you no get money travel abeg. The reason the whites were able to colonize us (fellow humans like them o) is because we are too lazy to read and think.

I just posted something and the video link is there, you still dey yarn dust. Na me make the video?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Zionist Proposes Bill To Criminalise Christianity In Israel by OnionBandit(f): 8:15pm On Apr 21
Many Christians especially the ones in Nigeria don't know nada. They don't even know that the Israel they keep praying for against the people of l Palestine even prefer the Muslims to them (the Xtians).

Makes me cringe when I see our churches hold prayer sessions for Israel and read posts by that guy called righteousness.

Black man, try to dey read if you no get money travel abeg

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Foreign Affairs / Zionist Proposes Bill To Criminalise Christianity In Israel by OnionBandit(f): 8:10pm On Apr 21
As seen on X with Video sef grin

Zionists propose a bill TO CRIMINALIZE CHRISTIANITY
They plan to punish those who talk about Jesus Christ in Israel with imprisonment.
The Zionists are trying to eradicate the Palestinian Christians and Muslims, followed by closing off religious tourism.

Video link Below:

https://twitter.com/Malcolm_XY_/status/1741258621323796667?t=qRXwlfEuykPY3FKNphxMtA&s=19

Lalasticlala
Nlfpmod
Mynd44
Seun

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Crime / Re: How I Was Scammed Through Fake Alert! by OnionBandit(f): 2:06pm On Apr 21
Fiscus105:




Since u let them go without confirmation via appl or check ur balance through USSD code, ....so,you blame urself big time.

You can only allow people you know in person to leave without confirmation and not just anybody.


Out of 100 people you see in Nigeria, 98 are dishonest, I mean thieves.


Let say it's a country where they have functional and honest police, you will catch them, but here in scammer republic, you would spend tire before you can catch him and when you finally catch him, you can't get justice.
Una no dey read before commenting. Na why Whiteman see Una colonize be that
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Threatens To ‘review Nuclear Doctrine’ If Israel Attacks by OnionBandit(f): 7:58pm On Apr 18
Righteousness2:
leaders of the Islamic regime in iran right now after the Heavenly Global Embarassment they received from the GOD of ABRAHAM, ISAAC and ISRAEL on April 14th , 2024.
You are a disgrace

A waste of your parents fluids
Romance / Re: Bride Mocks Her Ex For Saying No Man Would Ever Marry Her (Photos, Video) by OnionBandit(f): 7:19pm On Apr 18
grin

It won't be long before the unfortunate husband will realise why the ex said so..

Married Women no dey fit hide bad character for long

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Celebrities / Re: Cubana Chief Priest Celebrates With Okocha & Yobo After Getting N10m Bail(Video) by OnionBandit(f): 5:24pm On Apr 18
dkidd:
Where are those Nairaland fools predicting watery beans for their Father... U think everyone is in ur league. Envious bastards
Do you even know what granting bail means? Most of you guys are just empty. This thing dey shock me o!

Don't know what the outcome of the case will be and I don't care..but the way you guys see these things is worrisome

Spits

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Business / Re: It's Not Our Intention To Defend The Naira - Cardoso Speaks On Foreign Reserves by OnionBandit(f): 10:34pm On Apr 17
Ofunaofu:


What is there to watch. An embarrassing interview by the patch patch CV CBN governor
you will drown in your tears eventually

Miserable haters

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Business / Re: It's Not Our Intention To Defend The Naira - Cardoso Speaks On Foreign Reserves by OnionBandit(f): 10:22pm On Apr 17
Agulu economists will not watch this interview

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