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Politics / Re: 2nd Niger Bridge Completed, To Be Named Mohammadu Buahri Bridge by OnionBandit(f): 7:00am On Oct 20, 2022
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It should be named after Peter Obi

Afterall, he laid the foundation as you can clearly see below

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Travel / Re: Update On Second Niger Bridge: Only 4km Approach Road From Asaba Left by OnionBandit(f): 6:57am On Oct 20, 2022
Daddyyin:



That time wey e never deep for cult. Na black uniform Peter Obi dey wear now
True o! grin grin
Travel / Re: Update On Second Niger Bridge: Only 4km Approach Road From Asaba Left by OnionBandit(f): 6:48am On Oct 20, 2022
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Peter Obi laid the foundation

See evidence in the attachment

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Family / Re: Man Abandon Wife To Be On Wedding Day After He Discover That She Has Four Kids by OnionBandit(f): 7:41am On Oct 19, 2022
Abeg if na you, you no go abandon am?

Some women sef, how do you intend to keep something like this from your husband to be? 4 complete children?.., and there is a high likelihood you did naming ceremony for them which were witnessed by different kind of people..

Even after the wedding, If I discover am, aswearugad, I will throw her ass out. Wicked Modafvcker!

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Family / Re: My Married Sister Wants to be a liability to us by OnionBandit(f): 10:27pm On Oct 18, 2022
shege45:
How do people even give birth to 5 kids in recent times. It’s annoying
Because economy hard, make preeq no hard again? undecided
Phones / Re: Name Any Useful App That Can Block Porn And Betting Sites On Android by OnionBandit(f): 9:04am On Oct 18, 2022
Andres28:



Can wave browser also block Onion booty site
grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Phones / Re: Name Any Useful App That Can Block Porn And Betting Sites On Android by OnionBandit(f): 8:36am On Oct 18, 2022
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Only for a short period? You are not serious. Abobi, go and download brave browser. It blocks all these unwarranted big asses and bwess popping up your browsing page.

But if you want a permanent solution, na only if God take am away from you o.

A serious Note of warning! Don't because you want to stop masturbation, start sleeping with all these dirty girls around. It is far worse than masturbation.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Flops, Says Eastern Governors Formed ESN (Video) by OnionBandit(f): 12:23am On Oct 18, 2022
mejai:
ESN= Ebubeagu Security Network...... So he is right.
clap for yourself, slowpoke

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Politics / Re: Caption Sanusi's Facial Expression While Meeting With Peter Obi by OnionBandit(f): 7:58pm On Oct 16, 2022
Moh247:



As far as business is concerned Obi worked in a company owned by his father as director capacity, he runs family business with his brothers as stakeholders... He created nothing he told kadira during an interview

Career wise Sanusi excelled at FirstBank, CBN and also as a lecturer

Business wise Kano Emirates holdings has more business interests than Obi and his family

Certificate wise Sanusi excelled far more


So what exactly do you think Obi posses that Sanusi doesn't time 6
why are you wasting your time dragging with a deluded Yeebowh nuisance?

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Politics / Re: Caption Sanusi's Facial Expression While Meeting With Peter Obi by OnionBandit(f): 7:55pm On Oct 16, 2022
omenka:
Facial expression for "shey you dey whine me ni?" cheesy

He probably has heard more lies from the man sitting there for just one minute than he has heard all his life. grin
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Romance / Re: A Married Female Friend Asked Me Out Today by OnionBandit(f): 10:37am On Oct 16, 2022
Solofresh2:
There is this lady friend of mine. We have been friends before she even got married and she is aware of my single status. I have decided to remain single until am ready for marriage.

So she told me how her husband has been maltreating her and she told me her husband is cheating on her. She told me she has always admired me but don't know how to tell me.

Though I noticed this but decided to overlook it. She said she wants a tight relationship with me and I should keep it secret, telling me she finds me attractive. I was just surprised because I never expected her to say all this.

However, I told her to resolve the issue with her husband and talk things out with him but she seems to have lost much interest in her husband who she has two beautiful girls with already.

Sex is not a problem for me as I know where to get it, but having sex with a married woman is a no no for me.

What do you guys think over this issue?
If you want to have a feel of hell on earth, try it. By now, I expect that you should have stopped relating with her if you truly aren't interested

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Politics / Re: Choose your President: Slip Of The Tongue, Lies Or Hypocrisy? by OnionBandit(f): 12:12am On Oct 16, 2022
sit-@-home urchins thinking how to solve the conundrum

Food / Re: See The Onion I Bought #120 Today by OnionBandit(f): 7:17pm On Oct 15, 2022
Lionstep:
Ok..... hope you're not related to onionbandit ......

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Politics / Re: 2023: Accord’s Imumolen Rubbishes Peter Obi’s Economic Plan In Open Debate by OnionBandit(f): 5:09pm On Oct 15, 2022
DadaHammed:


I just dey laugh.
Abeg na who be Imolumen?
The professor who schooled the Pandora MESS-iah

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Politics / Re: 2023: Accord’s Imumolen Rubbishes Peter Obi’s Economic Plan In Open Debate by OnionBandit(f): 4:38pm On Oct 15, 2022
The former governor of Anambra State also did not help his case as he was caught in the unfancied web of reeling out unrealistic figures and statistics to back up his summations.

This man no dey hear word. You gather professionals come begin dey lie any how. All his fake figures and unrealistic economic plans now in anambLa flood

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Politics / 2023: Accord’s Imumolen Rubbishes Peter Obi’s Economic Plan In Open Debate by OnionBandit(f): 4:26pm On Oct 15, 2022
The biggest sign yet that Peter Obi may not be the president Nigerians earnestly seek was given during an Institute of Chartered Accountants of Nigeria (ICAN) conference in Lagos recently as the Labour Party’s presidential candidate was exposed for his apparent hollowness in a heated debate amongst candidates for the country’s number one seat come 2023.


In its usual tradition to host candidates gunning for top political offices on the eve of major presidential polls, the apex accounting body had invited some of the gladiators to present their manifestos, clearly stating how they planned to get the country out of the woods.

The audience had particularly been looking forward to a robust, engaging session from some of the candidates that graced the occasion.


[b]And, because of the hype that has attended some of his political rallies and activities recently, Peter Obi had drawn perhaps the biggest ovation when he walked into the venue with his retinue of aides.

But his deficiencies were soon to be exposed the moment he mounted the rostrum to speak.

As has been typical of his presentations, he dwelt extensively on how leaders of the past failed the country through corruption and inept leadership but dismally fell short in the aspect of how he intended to confront and solve the problems.


The former governor of Anambra State also did not help his case as he was caught in the unfancied web of reeling out unrealistic figures and statistics to back up his summations.

Well, the audience’s initial high estimation of him would finally be dealt a crucial blow when Professor Christopher Imumolen, the youthful and cerebral Accord party presidential candidate came to puncture big holes in Obi’s economic plan which solely hinged on agriculture, and nothing else.

Attention of the audience would automatically shift to Professor Imumolen as he engaged the issues with erudition, clarity and accuracy[/b]

“I would like to disagree with my friend, Mr Peter Obi that investment in agriculture is the only way to transform Nigeria’s economy to a productive one,” Professor Imumolen said in his opening statement.

“I would rather emphasise on human capacity development, technology, creating enabling business policies that would encourage foreign direct investment in our economy, power and infrastructural development, as well as ensuring the security of everyone, both of Nigerians and visitors into Nigeria.

“These are the things I would do, rather than concentrating only on agriculture if elected as president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria come 2023,”
he said.

The youngest presidential candidate had hardly finished his presentation before he was accorded perhaps the biggest honour of a standing ovation — one which perhaps was originally intended for Peter Obi — by the appreciative audience.

Other candidates like Delta State governor and running mate to PDP’s Atiku Abubukar, Senator Ifeanyi Okowa, African Action Congress (AAC) candidate, Omoyele Sowore, All Progressive Grand Alliance (APGA’s) candidate, Professor Peter Umeadi and vice presidential candidate to Rabiu Kwankwaso of the New Nigeria People’s Party (NNPP), Bishop Isaac Idahosa also defended their manifestos at the conference.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Needs Thinkers And Doers: Bola Tinubu Speaks At KADINVEST 7 by OnionBandit(f): 4:16pm On Oct 15, 2022
NaijaRoyalty:
We don't need a "thinker" that specializes in hard drugs like Tinubu neither do we need a 'doer" that was responsible in the massacre of Endsars protesters by the military personnels at Lekki toll gate on the advice of Bola Tinubu
Did Seun tweet that baseless nonsense in your attachment? It can't be true. That must be a made in Aba tweet.. otherwise,

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Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello And Dangote Reconcile, Settle Rift Over Obajana Cement (Photos) by OnionBandit(f): 9:44am On Oct 15, 2022
21savages:
Those people never liked us, u will never hear them talk good about us and that is why Allah continues to Uplift us.
They will still rant and yet you will still see them coming to the north to seek for wealth.
Wallahi! They are cursed beings

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Politics / Re: Tinubu, 1st Class Accountant And ICAN by OnionBandit(f): 9:08am On Oct 15, 2022
Validated:

You are not a Chartered Accountant. Those who are, are eminently proud of tgeir profession. You are an impostor like Tinubu.
mumu, if you have been on this forum for long, you will know he is..but like he said, he doesn't have to prove himself to you.
Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello And Dangote Reconcile, Settle Rift Over Obajana Cement (Photos) by OnionBandit(f): 7:52am On Oct 15, 2022
luizpippo:


Suddenly Ekweremadu lost support because he isn't supporting Obi?

When he had the "yam festival issue in Germany, was it because he wasn't supporting Obi?
abobi, the posts are all over social media. Don't even start this Yam festival nonsense. All of us people claimed all those against obi are falling when Ekweremadu was arrested. Ekweremadu enjoyed sympathy from other understanding and patriotic Nigerians than his people., Just because he didn't support a particular candidate.

Shame
Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello And Dangote Reconcile, Settle Rift Over Obajana Cement (Photos) by OnionBandit(f): 3:42am On Oct 15, 2022
hegelian:


Everything must be turned to tribal in your little head even this thread without anything tribal, the hatred in you is so great that all it can ever think of is tribal slurs, and all this because they are not supporting one useless drug addict, looter, bullion van urchin, this hatred will eventually kill you or give you stroke cos it's eating you so deep that return might not be possible.. Asinwin jakujaku, olodo omoale

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Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello And Dangote Reconcile, Settle Rift Over Obajana Cement (Photos) by OnionBandit(f): 2:18am On Oct 15, 2022
Thinkam:


Stop this rubbish, Igbos are the least hypocritical when it comes to injustice in this country...

Their son Ikweremadu has been in prison for months, no pressure from them on FG to prevail on the matter..
Compare their reactions to Ikweremadu arrest and the reaction of kyari arrest or kemi Adeosun sack..

Like I always say Igbos are accused of, other tribes are guilty over 5times.

Meanwhile Atiku is coming.
lol, I never mentioned Igbo in my post..so what's your problem?..

Plus, you all find it difficult to support Ekweremadu because he didn't support your sudden MESS-iah, the lying gap-toothed clown

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Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello And Dangote Reconcile, Settle Rift Over Obajana Cement (Photos) by OnionBandit(f): 12:43am On Oct 15, 2022
JASONjnr:
Officially, Kogi state have sold their resources to Dangote.... No other governor will be able to fight this anymore....
cry me a River

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Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello And Dangote Reconcile, Settle Rift Over Obajana Cement (Photos) by OnionBandit(f): 12:15am On Oct 15, 2022
Good one

The hate-filled hypocrites from the other side will not be happy about this news. They were quick to make it trend when the fight started, tweeting all sort of rubbish all over Twitter. Anything that will bring the downfall of a successful northerner gives them orgasm...

Just imagine for a second that Dangote was their brother, you would have read a lot of unpleasant comments about Kogi people, while throwing their full weight behind him. You say the northerners are bigots, but as the days go by, it is becoming increasingly clear who the real bigots are. The northerners never supported their own, Dangote blindly throughout the misunderstanding with the good people of Kogi. They kept their calm!

I think I understand the cause of the envy.. Despite so much chest-beating about how "industrious" they are, none of their wrapper tying ancestors ever made the list of world richest, even though they deal in astonishing range of merchandise.

Dangote was wise never to have built that gigantic obajana in any of their state. By now, his company would have become history.

God bless every well meaning Nigerian

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Politics / Re: MNK: Rufai Oseni Spitting Fire On Arise TV by OnionBandit(f): 5:20pm On Oct 14, 2022
Hermes119:

You no go tire for this your trolling
I know your likes, una go just they shout online but in reality you have Igbo friends and associates
Anyways It's all love from this side
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Politics / Re: Man Sets His Own Car Ablaze To Celebrate Nnamdi Kanu's Discharge (Video) by OnionBandit(f): 3:08pm On Oct 14, 2022
Violence, destruction, hate, bitterness is all they know

How can any sane person celebrate anything by putting his property up in flames? Even if na abandoned vehicle, why must you burn it?

Cursed souls

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Politics / Re: MNK: Rufai Oseni Spitting Fire On Arise TV by OnionBandit(f): 1:13pm On Oct 14, 2022
sarkinbauchi:



But you like Igbo girls grin
Yes..I used to grin grin
Politics / Re: What Has Changed? : A Collection Of Old Posts From Peter Obi's Supporters by OnionBandit(f): 10:49am On Oct 14, 2022
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Hypocrisy of the yeebowhs

Politics / Re: MNK: Rufai Oseni Spitting Fire On Arise TV by OnionBandit(f): 8:37am On Oct 14, 2022
Very brainless clout chasers just full this country. Abeg make everybody just waka..

If you talk of marginalisation, who no dey marginalized for this country? When the thing dey sweet Una belle for Jonathan regime, other group of people were patient, now because your corrupt kinsmen have not dominated this government, Una just dey make noise everywhere.

If I say I don't hate the yeebowhs, I swear I would be telling a big lie.

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Politics / Re: What Has Changed? : A Collection Of Old Posts From Peter Obi's Supporters by OnionBandit(f): 8:40pm On Oct 13, 2022
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Religion / Re: Tears As Hundreds Of People Attend Funeral Of Crocodile In India (pictures) by OnionBandit(f): 5:21pm On Oct 13, 2022
Corridon:
I commend the Indians for not being hypocritical to what they believe in. If it works for them then who are you to judge. The Chinese and Japanese accepted western civilization but rejected their religion and stuck to their own mode of worship and today they are better off with it. Africans accepted western religion and rejected civilization and today they are the greatest loosers amongst all.
continue dey form WOKE ehn. Find your own crocodile and worship it wholeheartedly. Your eye go clear with time

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