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Romance › Re: Pictures Of Me And My Boyfriend by Onkoolos: 6:11pm On Sep 09, 2023
Am I the only one noticing one hungry goat in the picture!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 4:15pm On Sep 09, 2023
Expert17:
You are just typing shit, lol

Portuguese league player of the season (same as PFA) X 2. Manchester united sir!!!
PFA team of the season
Europa league highest goal scorer
Etc....

Colos don scatter your head 🤣🤣
Something fraudgba don win!!!
Gbanjo award!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Spot the difference sir!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 2:35pm On Sep 09, 2023
As pogba bad reach!!! He still have sliver award with man u. Nawaooo. Sir Bruno doesn't have one yet..nawaooo. and you called him the best midfielder in the world!!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 2:18pm On Sep 09, 2023
Expert17:
You go explain tire

onKolos from Otukpo, learn from KDB 🤣🤣
We don't learn by mouth!!! We learn from action and achievement!!! grin grin grin grin.

Spot the difference!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 2:10pm On Sep 09, 2023
Sir bale won only calabar cup in Tottenham. He is still holding this!!!!. How did he do it?? grin grin grin grin.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 2:03pm On Sep 09, 2023
Expert17:
Plastic trophy carrying Club and Country 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Carry Portugal to win euro 2016. 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Carry man u to win calabar trophy

Spot the difference my brother?? You have not answer my question!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 1:59pm On Sep 09, 2023
Pls help me spot the difference!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 1:57pm On Sep 09, 2023
Expert17:
Plastic trophy carrying Club and Country 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Spot the difference!!!!! grin grin grin grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 1:55pm On Sep 09, 2023
Expert17:
You go explain tire

onKolos from Otukpo, learn from KDB 🤣🤣
Show me the picture where fernades is holding a gold or silver award or be silent for life....

Spot the difference!!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 1:53pm On Sep 09, 2023
Others they pack gold and silver. Your rated midfielder dey pack plastic trophy...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 1:48pm On Sep 09, 2023
Expert17:
Lol, mumu

Who provided the highest assist in 2022 FIFA World cup?
Who had the highest assist in 2021/2022 UCL?

Smoke don scatter your small head
With messi, vincius junior, harry kane and Ivan persic. Is that one award. Show us the picture where he is holding the award!!! Or be silent for life

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 1:44pm On Sep 09, 2023
Expert17:
Lol, change your name to Mkpuru mmri 🤣🤣
I'm not seeing pfa, premier league top scorer, premier league top assist or any meaningful trophy there!!!! Abi na my eyes dey pain me grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 12:36pm On Sep 09, 2023
akwesenana:
On colos, on colos.
Yes sir!!! You have any help for me??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos:
Jokerman:
I think people are disrespectful to Bruno because he has not translated these stats to either individual or collective titles...

He's almost 30... We need to win titles in Man utd to be considered a legend when he's done here...
Nobody is disrespectful to him. Harry kane doesn't have any trophy yet. He has won premier league top scorer 3 times, world cup top scorer, premier league top assist!!. Thats enough for evidence. Van persie won pfa,top scorer two times, top assist, fa cup and premier league with man u and arsenal, No be todey give us 100 chances created from my grandfather backyard with calabar cup..... grin grin grin grin. Unofficial stats that doesn't add up...
All the stats that expert17 is posting, you see any of them for wikipedia

Look at van persie achievement and kane archivement in premier league.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 11:34am On Sep 09, 2023
Unofficial stats as usual!!! grin grin grin grin.!!! Daddy tell us about messi.?? He won 7 balloon dor, world cup, highest assist in the world. What of Bruno fernades. 100 chances created from 2000- 2009. Most goal scored in the box, most goal contributon made outside the box. Kid will be like, daddy are u high?? grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 12:37am On Sep 09, 2023
Gucciboy:
Mount won ucl, European super cup and Club world cup at Chelsea,what has your best midfielder won so far at man united?😂😂😂
Na expert17 and awkasenna go answer that one!!! grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 12:36am On Sep 09, 2023
Gucciboy:
Without being biased l respect Bruno Fernandes and he is one of the best midfielders but trophies are like testament to achievements in football.
Stop it bro grin grin grin. I don't like that!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 12:29am On Sep 09, 2023
Gucciboy:
Bruno Fernandes playing for Manchester united makes him the most unlucky footballer alive especially not winning trophies with his stats and performances.
The guy is a very good player but the way some man u fans dey hype, is what I don't like.... Ococha get skills, get everything. What did he achieve??. He gat no evidence...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 12:22am On Sep 09, 2023
Gucciboy:
To calabar cup winners 😂😂😂😂
We also won one preseason plate. grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 12:21am On Sep 09, 2023
Gucciboy:
Where are the trophies to show for your world best midfielder?😁😁😁
grin grin grin grin grin....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 12:10am On Sep 09, 2023
Stop giving us abule stats!!!! grin grin grin. This what we want to be seeing when you want to hype fernades!!!. We will take u guys seriously!!!. They get evidence. No be to dey tell us

100 chances created between 1999 to 2003
588 chances created outside the box grin grin grin
🤣🤣🤣. Who that one help. Unna dey talk like say Portugal and man u don win any meaningful trophy since he don dey around!!. Nations league wey he collect with Portugal. Bernado sliva was the best player in the tournament after bernado, ronaldo.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 11:59pm On Sep 08, 2023
Expert17:
Useless Bruno carrying his club and country since 1968 🤣🤣
Carrying which country?? grin grin grin. To where dem no know abii??. You don high!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 8:09am On Sep 08, 2023
God which wayhuh My team has been caused!!! cry cry cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 9:53pm On Sep 07, 2023
akwesenana:
Same overrated fraud abi e get another Fernades Man Utd wan buy for market?
I told you Bruno is good nw undecided undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 9:30pm On Sep 07, 2023
akwesenana:
Una go just dey hate on person. Oya, suggest better replacement na Jury.
Mount or prime eriksen!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 9:23pm On Sep 07, 2023
akwesenana:
All you typed is balderdash. Show me where I compared Bruno to Debruyne or forever remain silent.
I posted some of his statistics since coming to Man Utd. You have the chance to refute it or suggest a better replacement from within it without. Show me where I "overhyped" him.
All you type is balderdash
Show me where I said you compare Bruno with debruyne or forever remain silent. You posted some of his stats, what should we do with this stats, hype him or praise him... What has he done ??, some players in man u have not do!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 9:14pm On Sep 07, 2023
KingTom:
Na Geoff Konokpa turn to collect now grin grin
Man u problem need prayer!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 9:04pm On Sep 07, 2023
akwesenana:
Who would you rather have than Bruno?
Or what formation should the team play in to exclude Bruno and still function optimally?
Bruno is good, but don't overhype him. It is here one moniker was comparing him with debruyne!!! grin grin grin.
His stats are meaningless without trophy or individual award. All what you posted is just explanation wey no get evidence!!!. Kane doesn't have trophy yet but he have individual achievement and award as evidence!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 9:02pm On Sep 07, 2023
Man u are quick to suspend greenwood make I dey see what they will do to antony case. This team just get problem wey person no fit explain!!!. I'm looking forward to that boy called pellsitri, that boy patience is what I respect!!!.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 8:59pm On Sep 07, 2023
Oasis007:
grin

Maybe I dey onkoolos..................................LMFAO
grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 5:43pm On Sep 07, 2023
akwesenana:
Since Bruno Fernandes bin make hin debut in the Premier League in February 2020, e don create:

🪄 Most big chances in the Premier League (74)

🎩 Most chances in the Premier League (277)

🧙‍♂️ Most chances in all competitions (343).

Na baller. 🇵🇹🫡
You forgot to add!!
Most chances created in second half of a match.
Most chances created in first half of a match!!!.


This what I will tell my kid about Bruno!!! grin grin grin. When others are winning balloon dor, pfa, premier league top assists!!!! Top goal scorer. grin grin grin. Hyping no go kill man u fans!!.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 2:21pm On Sep 07, 2023
afrodoc2:
Though I preferred Diogo Costa I still think Antony would turn out to be a bigger waste. His running style is all wrong, his right foot is very weak, and his dribbling methods are too labour intensive and inefficient. A man should not have to work so hard, sweating, sprinting, spinning, twisting, twirling, twerking, tossing and turning.…..just to (fail to) beat another man.
On point my boss, grin grin.

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