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Romance › Re: What If's Of Life?(reality Check) by Onkoolos:
What if somone can smoke,.shayo and Bleep olosho inside paradise??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 7:44pm On Oct 25, 2023
AdisaOwala:
This one go smoke finish, come remember this thread sad
I don't smoke bro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 7:26pm On Oct 25, 2023
grin grin

Elanga >>>>>> gernacho
Elanga >>>>>> antony

Yet to see that useless fernades there!!! grin grin grin. They have given him striker like halland, no excuseoo expert17....

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 7:21am On Oct 23, 2023
odizeey:
What do you mean?

He dey assist defense. grin
Useless player wey ten hag buy... grin grin.... Amad go later bench the werey because that amad they give me saka vibes. I don't know how player will play 20 matches and he will not create chances, score or do assist!!!... Man u scout should stop using YouTube highlight to find players!!!! grin grin grin
Romance › This Is Why Girls Are Falling For Me by Onkoolos(op): 7:41pm On Oct 22, 2023
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMjqs4Cg1/

Many girls dey always fall for me when dancing this Ogba dance

Rate my Ogba dancing step... grin grin grin


Micheal Jackson dey learn work for where I dey

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 12:50pm On Oct 04, 2023
kozmicity:
How hard can it be to switch formation to 3-2-4-1?

Dalot-Varane-Maguire

Amrabat-Casemiro

Antony-Bruno-Hannibal-Rashford
Hojlund.


You can rotate the midfield as required. And when progressing, allow only Dalot go forward and Casemiro drop deep, you can rotate Bruno and Hannibal for Eriksen, Mount, Gore, Mainoo or even McTom.

Antony and Rashford play as wide forwards.

Or he just use a 3-4-3 box midfield with the same setup. On paper, this is the best way to get the best out of each player in their position.


Train our CB's to defend the box and crosses... Heck, you could even play a high line with it.
Boss this will never work for a stupid defender like dalot and Maguire Assuming bissaka can replace dalot we still fit manage the formation. We that we are suffering to keep clean sheet we go dey use 3 defender which 2 are useless

We use this instead

Dalot, Evans, varane, lindelof

Casemiro, Amrabat
Mount
Antony/Hannibal/fernades, Hojlund , gernacho.

That was what I was expecting that coconut head to use!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 7:33am On Oct 04, 2023
nitrogen:
It’s very funny. Bruno is almost 30 years, but he’s won no major trophy.
No evidence just pack stats for his fan boys to masturbate on!!!! grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 7:25am On Oct 04, 2023
I watch Bellingham yesterday and I was crying for that Bruno fan boy 😭😭😭😭😭. Make he come learn what football is about. That Bruno fan boy should go and watch Napoli and Madrid match again is gonna learn something....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 7:17am On Oct 04, 2023
nitrogen:
It’s very funny. Bruno is almost 30 years, but he’s won no major trophy.
May be he should watch that young boy called Bellingham yesterday. The way he was marking like he want to die and controlling Madrid midfield yesterday.... he will know football pass doing some Nollywood passes
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Onkoolos: 11:16pm On Oct 03, 2023
Lana1:
No be only out and out. Na in and back
You run away from our thread!! Shame no go let u blame onana
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 11:11pm On Oct 03, 2023
Onkoolos:
Bruno best Am in premier league grin grin grin... Na koboko we go use wipe some people head for here!!!
PFa 0
Champions league 0
Pfa fan player of the year 0
Premier league 0
Fa cup 0
Carlin Cup 1
Premier league top scorer 0
Premier league top assist 0
😂😂😂😂😂😂

But that Bruno fan boy will be spamming us with stats that add nothing!!!
All this one no concern that Bruno fan boy!! Just give me assist and penalty goals make I dey follow u like mumu!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂..
Most chances created in 2 weeks
Most chances created in first 10 minutes of a match. Stats that add nothing!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 11:08pm On Oct 03, 2023
Patrickmuf1:
The expert is giving stats from 2 seasons ago to defend the rubbish his MCM is serving us right now...

Wahala dey o!
grin grin grin grin....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 11:01pm On Oct 03, 2023
toluxe0075:
One player will gather assists and most chances created against bottom clubs like Luton, Bournemouth, AC omonia-nicosia, FC sheriff Tiraspol but ghost when the club jam a little above average team or serious team grin
His fan boys will start showing stats he gathered against those small teams.
Bruno best Am in premier league grin grin grin... Na koboko we go use wipe some people head for here!!!
PFa 0
Champions league 0
Pfa fan player of the year 0
Premier league 0
Fa cup 0
Carlin Cup 1
Premier league top scorer 0
Premier league top assist 0
😂😂😂😂😂😂

But that Bruno fan boy will be spamming us with stats that add nothing!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 10:59pm On Oct 03, 2023
Bruno best Am in premier league grin grin grin... Na koboko we go use wipe some people head for here!!!
PFa 0
Champions league 0
Pfa fan player of the year 0
Premier league 0
Fa cup 0
Carlin Cup 1
Premier league top scorer 0
Premier league top assist 0
😂😂😂😂😂😂

But that Bruno fan boy will be spamming us with stats that add nothing!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 10:50pm On Oct 03, 2023
Lana1:
When you have a point to make let us know. Till then keep barking!
And you think what you wrote up there is a point without metioning the real culprit that cost us this match!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 10:46pm On Oct 03, 2023
Lana1:
Point am out yourself abi finger dey pain you?
Why are you shy?? Shame don hold ur mouth!! grin grin grin!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 10:43pm On Oct 03, 2023
Lana1:
The same Lindelof that has been useless and I've been complaining about before Ole even became manager.

That's the difference between me and you. I'll keep pointing out the useless players in the team. You can keep looking for who should and shouldn't be blamed based on your personal preference
You fail to point out important culprit!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 10:42pm On Oct 03, 2023
Jokerman:
If the clown dey Portugal 2016, e go just dey complain.... See the way Moutinho, Nani, Sanchez, Eder all played with heart....😬
Thank God say all of unna eyes don dey open!!!. When we tell u guys when someone is not assisting and scoring he is useless as piece of shit!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 10:36pm On Oct 03, 2023
Oasis007:
grin

Thunder fire Onana, complete waste of money. So useless like P in Psychology.
Boss calm down!! Why u dey curse onana. He is a ball playing goal keeper. We didn't buy him to save goals. Just to pass only
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 10:33pm On Oct 03, 2023
Degea we be like lets laugh at ten hag small grin grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 10:30pm On Oct 03, 2023
You watch our game for 90 minutes and you come out to blame lindelof. Which type of ganga dem give you?? Hope no be fake!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 10:29pm On Oct 03, 2023
Lana1:
This Lindelof guy just keeps going under the radar. Dude has been woefully useless since day 1 but somehow managers wont drop him. A fùcking useless defender!!
Useless waiting!!! grin grin. Na lindelof you see blame!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 10:23pm On Oct 03, 2023
Amrabat at left back will never never work!!! A good cdm u dey use aam for left back!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 10:22pm On Oct 03, 2023
We should have won this match easily, eth and onana sell this match!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 10:20pm On Oct 03, 2023
patrickmuf:
Expert17, they're days you just admit defeat lest you'd be classed a troll on this thread. Your team just lost with the goalkeeper and the other supposedly senior players playing rubbish and they're being called out but as per the Senior Advocate you must defend everything and anything.

Have some shame...
You support that fraud keeper,
You Kon still compare Bruno with debruyne!!! Who does that??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 10:18pm On Oct 03, 2023
Jokerman:
Thank God Bruno wasn't at 2016.
grin grin grin grin. Wetin be dis!!! Ronaldo for no collect euro 2016!!!!.. grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 10:17pm On Oct 03, 2023
Expert17:
Bruno is not creating chances, lmao
Beer parlour stats as usual!!!!! grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 10:10pm On Oct 03, 2023
Expert17 is the first person I will see that compare Bruno with debruyne!! grin grin grin...

Spot the difference Tlona!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 10:07pm On Oct 03, 2023
eph12:
LMAO Bruno? If Bruno is your best player just forget any major trophy
Person wey dem suppose pour sense to is brain
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 10:05pm On Oct 03, 2023
Expert17:
Ode, but when he was scoring 20+ goals, he was blocking our strikers.

Better get the fvck outta here
grin grin grin. Please don't utter this in a football center, dem fit beat u commot, For this useless takes of yours!!! How can you be comparing Bruno fernades with debruyne... stupidity of highest order!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 10:00pm On Oct 03, 2023
Expert17:
Lol, we saw how KDB performed at Chelsea.

If they swap club, KDB won't smell Bruno's back, it's like you don't know the gap btw City and United. Lol
See this one!!! Useless excuse to prove the stupid player you follow. When Bruno is not scoring and assisting he is useless as peace of shit!!!, why don't you talk about wolfsburg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 6:06pm On Sep 30, 2023
Na us they dem go come use do Saturday party grin grin grin.

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