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Caleb15:
She must be obeyed

jeromestarks:
Once she has makeup on - mounted
Once she has leg chains - mounted
Once she's at ShopRite - too mounted
Once she's making calls while walking - very mounted

Once she's using iPhone - mounted by an elder

No be lie.
You must be a professor in mounting 101.

Once she asks you for money - mounted with two eggs and indomie

Once she's in short skirt - mounted by Area boys.

Once she bleaches - mounted and possibly a baby mama.

Once she has the confidence to look straight into your eyes as you scope her - mounted and possibly fvcked rough.

Once you touch her and she didn't jerk or move away first - mounted by a family member.

Once she's active on social media (especially Facebook) - mounted and currently being mounted.


The only way you can find a good wife is on my profile. Search for where to find a virgin by Jeromestarks. Good luck.

domesifa:
Facebook user writes

Crazy things are happening !
I was booked for this wedding which was to take place today,sadly the groom got ill few days ago and today which was supposed to be his wedding …he passed away
..something wey i Dey watch for movies

https://www.facebook.com/share/HdiouoYYT36WTpkR/?mibextid=xfxF2i

jeromestarks:
Check very well. The cause of this man's untimely death is the woman's lack of virginity.

Virgin pvssy, just like virgin land, guarantees long life. Fvcked pvssy, just like used land guarantees DEATH.

Once you begin to fvck a pvssy many men have fvcked or are fvcking, you start dying. Many men are deadmen walking. They are Walking Dead because of the cursed pvssy they fvck.

Nothing kills a man faster than marrying a woman who has been fvcked and mounted by another man.

How can you pay bride price, sponsor wedding ceremony and take care of in-laws just to have a woman who was fvcked by another man with just two eggs and indomie and you expect to live long? NO naaa!
Many men are Walking Dead. One day , they will fall down like this unfortunate man. Women pvssy kills once fvcked before you.

Once she's not a virgin, fvck her and let her go meet other fvckers. Never marry her else you become Walking Dead!

SayNoMoreeee:
Thank God for Euro matches. I won big last night. My own little way of giving back to the society. Send account details to my number for some token. +2347071207953
I understand things are hard, but pls manage wetin you receive

Babaalajo:
where is your location

Dbliz:
What's your suggestion(s) now sir?

Dbliz:
What's your suggestion(s) now sir?

Yungbliss:
Yeah but a lost my data

Babaalajo:
Please anyone with link or seller to buy this Sony home theater remote,I've checked Ali express but it's other model I'm seeing there...the model I'm looking for is RM-AMU163, the Sony home theater model is MHC-GX77

EreluRoz:
Single mothers are getting married every Saturday except on nairaland. I see all nairaland guys as small boys kos of the way they reason. Yeye

Manjapa:
Please some guys just scammed me in Accra.
Help me please help

Thegamingorca:
I don't have a husband you idiot. I'm trying to cruise around the champs Elysee in my bentayga

XshegzzyeeiX2:
Happy birthday


Should I drop for staking power on your special day?

Mindlog:
Most of my closest friends are from my secondary school days and my set's WhatsApp group, very active and have get togethers regularly, attending each other's events irrespective of locations in the world, if convenient.

VinnyBaba:
How on Earth were you able to Respell these words?

Shows you can even Pronounce them.👍

Go Apply to Marry this Lady o!

RealSolution001:
I have this girl that I'm sincere with and everything being equal, I would like to take her to the next stage - marriage.

The issue now is, she snores so badly.

Right now she's lying down in my apartment sleeping while I'm still active working with my system. Guess what? It's as if the building would collapse by her snores

And I'm wondering, is this something I would be able to cope with? I hate snoring with passion.

So how do you judge this now? Is it enough to end it since if we marry, I wouldn't want something to disturb my night rest with snores. Terrible snores. I hate the sound. Hearing it wants to make me run crazy.

DiskJokeyManic:
Kakakakakakakabooooom😁😁💥💥💥💥💥💥💥😍

Sonfethopia:
Make person drop sportybet code for euros abeg.

ggood:
Where in nasarawa state do we have orange market