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ArcSEMPECJ:
And how many snakes have had their way with your girlfriends or sisters?

Pls give the Psychiatric Doctor his phone....
small test to know if you are better, you just failed.....

If you don't have anything to say, swerve Otondo.

When I stated my opinion, did I direct it to anybody?

It's you who need to be admitted in a psychiatrist hospital because I can deduce that your problem is to attack and castigate people on this forum.

Small rodent like you.

It's the serpent that deceived Eve to have seexx with her.

It's the snake that disvurgined her. Thank God you killed because it would've had seexx with your babe.

She's on meth.

CharleyBright:
Hello Everyone,
I order items regularly online, and today I was really pissed and felt scammed. I ordered for a HP Celeron Stream 14 Silver colored Laptop as they advertised. HP Stream 14 is a 14" Screen Laptop. And today the item was delivered. But behold, it was a HP Celeron Stream 11 ( 11" Screen) and black color that they sent.
They advertised 14" screen Silver colored Laptop and they are delivering a 11" Screen Black colored Laptop to me.
That is preposterous!!!
Am I not being scammed.
This is one of the disadvantages of ordering items online. Sellers feel they can just send whatever item they please irrespective of specifications they indicated online, then they expect buyers to just part with their monies for purchases below expectations.
Imagine delivering a 11" screen Laptop instead of a 14" screen that I ordered for as advertised.
I would have even managed the color if it was even 14" they delivered. But 11" screen is too small, and it is a NO, NO for me.

I am immediately returning it and requesting for my money returned.

You forgot to state the site and price of the laptop.

Maybe, you want others to fall victims too by not revealing all the information necessarily for potential buyers to avert the same scenario.

ganisucks:
https://dailypost.ng/2024/05/29/its-a-giant-step-backward-my-heart-heavy-omokri-fumes-over-return-of-old-national-anthem/

Most of those senators, legislators, representatives and politicians cannot sing a single line from that outdated anthem.

Instead of them to pass laws and bills that would better the lives of Nigerians, they're busy doing irrelevant things.

I wish Nigeria is like other communists countries, the country would've developed way back.

50 years from now when we may have left this Earth, Nigeria would still remain the same.

I weep for my regressive and slumbering country.

Nigeria, do we really hail thee or are we hailing the corrupt politicians who have dealt with us?

Queengee:
Everything here is worth 2k
Bread 800
Milk 600
Beans 300
Milo 300
Sugar 50

Believe me tinubu and APC has finished this country, eating healthy meal this days your account balance will feel it

Food for the gods.

On a serious note, if a parent is spending like almost N120k to feed a family in a month and the minimum wage is about N60 - N70k, how would they even survive?

Have you seen that the government of Nigeria is seriously insensitive to the plight of the people? They don't care about the masses.

All they care about, is how to feed their families and cronies, live large, buy exotic cars and houses.

#RevolutionIStheWay

Kotla:
And it was just 2 days remaining for it to expire again. I planned to renew it sha coz I feel two of them are waiting the other one ghost me after asking for invoice

Guy,

If the cash land your account, don't forget me oh.

You fit reason me small thing so that we can celebrate the purchase of the domain.

My account is waiting.

Cheers!

Rapmoney:
I mean, the price of this bread is half the salary of some Nigerian workers. So can you purchase this bread in this present Nigerian economy? E be like say the bread dey cure cancer

Hey,

N20,000 for ordinary bread irrespective of the brand is way too high.

Do you know that bread is just like an appetizer for men? As for me, once I eat bread, it would seem I've not eaten anything yet...That's why I prefer swallow with nice soup filled with condiments.

I believe it's only women and children that loves bread.

That cash is enough to buy like N3000 food in a fast food, N2000 for two bottles of chilled beer, N2000 for short time with a babe, N2000 for data subscription, N4000 for transport fare for the week and the remaining cash to make soup with garri for the week.

Buying a loaf of bread for N20k is just to impress people but your budget and pocket go hear am.

Cheers!

xin5:
A girl I am currently seeing is telling me the cost of her bride price is #120 that once I pay that..20 naira will even be handed back to me because she is not for sale. I asked her if that's all for the traditional marriage.. she said from there if we want to do big ceremony it's our choice. I think I am about to be scammed into marriage, something I might regret in the long run.. and I still wonder why her elder brother is still single (in his 40s) if marriage is cheap over there.

I wouldn't want a case whereby after doing that I will be presented an unexpected list of things to provide.

She's from the south.
I want confirmation if this is true

What part of the south, Edo or Delta state?

khreus:
Your advice and plea contradict. The moment he send you a dime from it makes it un-judicious use of money.

That's not true.

Gpexchange:
Real name

Gpexchange,

How far?
Reason me for my last request, please.
Enjoy your loot.

Midex88:
BET9JA DEM DON CHOP PPLE MONEY LIKE THIS, MY GUY PLACED 300K TO WIN 477K ON MANCITY WIN FOR THIS MATCH.......

Your guy messed up big time.
He would've placed the bet for United to win City to win N3 million naira at 10 odds.

Now, he's going to lose the N300k.
N300k that would've been enough to buy a new brand phone, carry babe for two nights, eat good food and drink Wella.

nlfpmod:
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The troubled wife knows what she's doing...She's been led by peer pressure and ill advice from her circle of friends.

All her friends listed are ibo ladies with money conscious attitudes...They're living in the fast lane, whereas the husband is busy sweating it out on the field.

DNA is the Koko.

Kayode should fight for his rights, file a divorce, reclaim his hard earned properties and get her arrested for paternity fraud with property theft.

She's a criminal from hell.

GIoriousGboIa:
he posted it before City won Epl.
He's not online since morning and isn't aware it's in front page

Who is to be blamed?

Mide70:
thanks

You're welcome

Mide70:
Please who can recommend a sure live stream app to watch the match

Download CNF app from Google Playstore and enjoy your soccer in HD...It's your megabytes.

Omooba77:
Manchester City are on the cusp of winning both the Premier League and FA Cup this season as they look to close in on the domestic double.

However, the reigning champions and FA Cup holders have Tottenham, West Ham and a Wembley showdown with Man United standing in their way of achieving the feat.

So with that in mind, let's dissect the odds Pep Guardiola's side are garnering with Sky Bet to win both titles, just one title, or none at all.

Omooba77,

Why can't you use a fresh write up for today's football news?

I'm seeing Tottenham and West Ham up there...Are they still relevant?

ayjay45:
I'm tired of leaving like this. Am going to take either of the two options. Do armed robbery and either end up getting killed or locked up In the process.

I'm not scared of anything anymore. It is better than staying like this. For what?

Please don't mind my frustrations. Just advise me as a brother. I don't bite

Guy,

I know you are presently depressed right now.

Don't do that shit you're planning to do or else, you would regret it in the afterlife.

Talk to your family members and friends for help.

Go to a church for help.

Hustle and live a crime free life.

Cheers!

Testiebobo:
Fashions these days sef is going extra-ordinary. In those days crazy things were forbidden by our parents. But now it seems those parents now are adapting to the prime of life.
#babe told me she wants to upgrade her fashion. In what way? I asked! I want to pierce my nose with earrings and look more beautiful for you! (She replied). I'm okay with you, no need for upgrading! (I replied)
#previously on this same issue.
Loml i want to change my looks this month! How?(i asked)
I already told you before now i want to pierce my....... Huhmhuhm huhm (i interrupted)
I said i'm okay with your looks, okay wait does your mom know anything about this decision you want to make?(i asked) yes of course!(she replied)
Then i was thinking of what to say then i got an idea!
See i dont think i would support that. Because in the 19s the only people who pierced their nose and ears with several earrings were slaves and servants of colonial masters and people of high ranking then. In order to recgonize their slaves.
Pheww! (relief)

Guy,

Your wife is having low self esteem...She's about to vibe the olosho spirit.

Very soon, leg chain, waist beads, tattoos and multiple piercings.

I bet you, in the nearest 2 - 5 years from now, you would divorce her because she would've grown serious negative fashion sense which was led by the western culture and peer pressures.

In her mind, she's angry with you because you're imprisoning her liberal rights.

She's a bird to be set free.

Cheers!

Auxtan:
I used to be very fluent in speaking English. Like my flows was so impressive that during my secondary school days I always represent anything that has to do with speaking English and so on.

I made the decision to become a businessman even before going to the university, that even while at the university I was a full blooded businessperson.

I am done with university for 2 years now and I have been fully into my local businesses, haven't bothered going for NYSC sef. Supervising my businesses here and there and dealing with mainly the locals who speak only our local language everyday of the week except on Sundays that I go to church and cool off.

The few times I speak English now, maybe when I go to the bank or the initial time I meet a new babe, I notice my flows have reduced drastically that I have even started watching movies in order to improve myself.

Who else is facing this?

Guy,

Who English epp?
Forget your flows and communicate nicely according to your environment.
Don't forget you're not in US or UK.
Nah Naija we dey like dis... Nothing dey happen with yarnings.

Be free!

Blessedpalms:
These fears are more than real the moment you hit 33. I looked in my mirror and saw my beards, becoming everything I feared.
I have never felt so lonely in a world filled with 7 billon humans. Too much worries

Maybe I should have took that risk, maybe I should have learnt something instead of just focusing on academics. I keep thinking about everything I could have done earlier. Maybe I should have started this 5 years ago at 28. Maybe I should have started that 7 years ago when I was 26.
But it's unfortunate those years are in the past now.

It's my fault, I was optimistic and thought things were going to be better. Government employment, good salary. I'll have a good career and my own family. Maybe a wife and 2 kids.
I just laughed at myself now,
This clown got No kids, no business
maybe that's even a blessing in disguise because how do I feed them?
I have always been afraid not being able to be there for people around me talk less of my kids. These fears are real because I can't even be there for myself.


I am not the type that blames anyone. I feel like life has a way of telling you optimism is weakness and a lie.
Don't get me wrong, Life is kind to many others
And this is where temptations comes, you start to see society and crime from a different perspective.
No one is free from this kinds of temptations

No one is free from this kinds of temptations.
This is why I find it hard to blame call girls and women in clubs acting a stripper. You don't know the kind of struggles that push people to where they are. I have grown and learnt not to make mockery of anyone. Some of them aren't even 33 yet. Alot of things tempt people to Fall. Many people with no real jobs.

Appprehsive about what to eat, appprehsive about health, Appprehsive about neighborhood asking for any fee, apprehensive about Rent, Appprehsive about aged parents. I don't know what tomorrow holds. You tell people to teach you things, they tell you, you're too old.

I am at a point where I am trying not fall. It's emotionally shattering. NO job, no real solid financial backing. It feels like only you in the world. you have to fight and figure it all out.
You think, Plan, write but see, it all feels like a meaningless scribble.

If you you are still 25 or 26 now is the time to do something. Just do something, forget about optimism. Optimism is deceptive.
Do everything not to stumble and fall in the future. Don't be bothered about what people think about what you do. You'll only be respected if you are able to care for yourself and people around you.

Guy,

Forget all those regrets and move on.
Are you opening the doors of depression into your life?
Life has got no duplicate.
You would still enjoy those things you lack if you hustle hard now.
No time is late.

Cheers!

Infolenka:
I think sex is overrated and I don't know why people are so obsessed with it.

I am going to share things I consider better than sex.

Feel free to add yours if I don't mention it.

Lets go.

You don't know anything yet, until conji wire that your small rod in this cold weather.

Hollybratt:
Hey chap There this my beautiful girlfriend i've been dating for the past 3years. i've always known her as a very clean lady. Even though yoruba girls are not that clean, but my babe own is different.

So she travelled to see her aunt in Lagos and spent a month there, so she just arrived the day before yesterday which is thursday, I was very happy, hearing that she's coming back to me. So she arrived with a cab while i was already waiting for her at the road. we meet each other, immediately i hugged her, the first thing i perceived is blood, even though she used perfume. i still perceived the odour of blood. I left her angrily and run inside my house and locked the gate. That was the odour i hated most in my life. I didn't open the gate for her, she called me on phone and explained to her. I stopped picking her call, so she asked me is it over like that and i said "Yeah"

IRMC

Are you on drugs or are your ancestors chasing you?

You see punnany and you ran into Yaba Left abi nah your Igbobi room?

Ozuor

Judolisco:
Laporta jst Wan sack am abeg....

Yes, he just wanna sack him.

However, in my own assessment, Xavi has done well for winning La Liga in his first season and the Copa Del'Rey.

He qualified them for next season's Champions League.

Laporta would've allowed him more time if not for his egoistic attitude.

Yeye President

Judolisco:
d financial struggles of d club is not a secret, everybody sabi say barca Don broke for like 5 yrs now

Yes, the struggles of the club financially is well known publicly but Xavi went to misyarn about it which is not in tandem with Laporta.

Melagros:
COMRADES, we left secondary school over 15 years ago. So count us out

Mine is 30 years ago but still in the edu field.

Judolisco:
Confused club
Xavi said he was leaving after d season.... They begged him to stay
He agreed to stay..... Now they fired him

Did you read what the news said?
Xavi would have still remained as Barca coach but he revealed the financial struggles of the club which made Laporta angry.

Zayttoven:
So this guy is still here with this modus operandi. Gets people to send money to him with the hopes of receiving a largesee in return. He then in turn comes around and announces that he has "so so amount" to share. Gives nothing, and the cycle continues.
A leopard never changes it spots after all.
You've done this for ages man, please give it a rest.

Zayttoven,

How many people have you helped in your life with evidence?

As for Goldenval, he's a true helper and philanthropist...He has been helping people with evidence... I'm a witness to that.

Empty barrel makes the loudest noise.

Regards!

[quote author=OLAADEGBU post=130077168][/quote]True Talk

goldenval:
Good evening guys, so I have 200k to the few people that credited my Opay few night ago and today.

Cc onlinestaff247, Sam2310 and two other guys I didn't remember their username. I think you guys are 4 or 5 in numbers, please kindly message me if you're the other two or 3rd guys i didn't include their names here.

Also tell me who I will credit this money that will share it to you guys.

Thanks

Zenith Bank
2548074712
Daniel.O

goldenval:
Good evening guys, so I have 200k to the few people that credited my Opay few night ago and today.

Cc onlinestaff247, Sam2310 and two other guys I didn't remember their username. I think you guys are 4 or 5 in numbers, please kindly message me if you're the other two or 3rd guys i didn't include their names here.

Also tell me who I will credit this money that will share it to you guys.

Thanks

Zenith Bank
2548074712
Daniel