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This policy is it really good? Complete Freedom of speech is always the surest, take the US for instance. If everything happening there were to be in the bible it will be like this below.






AT THE SOUND OF THE LAST TRUMP PART 1

1[i]Across twelve skies and twelve seas a cold giant country abode.
Behold, this empire was so mighty that inside it was a union of 50 empires existing as one.
To keep them together, the founding fathers fasted and joined hands together under the cover of night, blessing it with a single name:
[/i]
The united States of America.



2.
And behold, the inhabitants of this union, grew, flourished and waxed so strong that the sons of the world could not help but marvel from one face to the next, asking questions full of wonder:
What manner of men are these? and is it blasphemy to call this the country of God?
For their skins are as white as heaven and the eyes of their children are as blue as earth water.
We dare not even speak about their minds or their hands, For there is no strange thing,
sign or wonder that their fingers can not bring to life.

Therefore the country of America became famous along the length of the world as God's own country.





3.And indeed after this announcement has gone far and wide,
no man, government or beast stood up to challenge this title, for everyone else said to themselves.
"Oh yes...Oh yes there is truly none to be compared unto them"

However only one speech was slightly different from the others and it was a message from an old wretched prophet preaching an uncanny sermon.
"God's own America must remain God's own America"

But many had looked at the man and scoffed saying the old hag must have drowned himself with way too much gin.





4. And it came to pass after many centuries have been swept by and a hundred rulers have reigned.
There came a certain leader by the name Joe the son of Biden and by his side was a woman named Kamala the daughter of Harris

Now these two people took the people's mantle and won their election by speaking hot words of accusation and pointing fingers of blame at the former ruler, a man by the name Donald the son of Trump.

Along the streets and markets of America they preached a fierce message.

"Vote out this man with hair the color of orange for his tongue is a bitter one.
Say nay! to his rule for he will bring us war.
Listen not to his doctrine for he will make us beg for bread"

This they did in the day and in the night.

And indeed, in the 20th decade of the 21st century Joe the Son of Biden came into power.
However few months into their government a strange thing happened.....(To be continued)



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I believe the world will heal soon,if the story of US where in the bible, something like this will play out.


This policy is it really good? Complete Freedom of speech is always the surest, take the US for instance. If everything happening there were to be in the bible it will be like this below.






AT THE SOUND OF THE LAST TRUMP PART 1

1[i]Across twelve skies and twelve seas a cold giant country abode.
Behold, this empire was so mighty that inside it was a union of 50 empires existing as one.
To keep them together, the founding fathers fasted and joined hands together under the cover of night, blessing it with a single name:
[/i]
The united States of America.



2.
And behold, the inhabitants of this union, grew, flourished and waxed so strong that the sons of the world could not help but marvel from one face to the next, asking questions full of wonder:
What manner of men are these? and is it blasphemy to call this the country of God?
For their skins are as white as heaven and the eyes of their children are as blue as earth water.
We dare not even speak about their minds or their hands, For there is no strange thing,
sign or wonder that their fingers can not bring to life.

Therefore the country of America became famous along the length of the world as God's own country.





3.And indeed after this announcement has gone far and wide,
no man, government or beast stood up to challenge this title, for everyone else said to themselves.
"Oh yes...Oh yes there is truly none to be compared unto them"

However only one speech was slightly different from the others and it was a message from an old wretched prophet preaching an uncanny sermon.
"God's own America must remain God's own America"

But many had looked at the man and scoffed saying the old hag must have drowned himself with way too much gin.





4. And it came to pass after many centuries have been swept by and a hundred rulers have reigned.
There came a certain leader by the name Joe the son of Biden and by his side was a woman named Kamala the daughter of Harris

Now these two people took the people's mantle and won their election by speaking hot words of accusation and pointing fingers of blame at the former ruler, a man by the name Donald the son of Trump.

Along the streets and markets of America they preached a fierce message.

"Vote out this man with hair the color of orange for his tongue is a bitter one.
Say nay! to his rule for he will bring us war.
Listen not to his doctrine for he will make us beg for bread"

This they did in the day and in the night.

And indeed, in the 20th decade of the 21st century Joe the Son of Biden came into power.
However few months into their government a strange thing happened.....(To be continued)



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DeeGov123:
Good morning nairalanders.
This is to notify you all that before campaign will next year in Edo state for the seat of the governor, I humbly present my self to be one of the contestants for the next gubernatorial elections in Edo state and emerge victorious as the winner in Jesus name Amen.
This is not a joke this is reality cos I have all it's takes to become that governor.
Am a native of Akoko Edo area of Edo state, a graduate of physics Ambrose Alli university Ekpoma, age 37, 1.74tall and fair in complexion.
I intend to join the labour party next year January and pray to emerge as the winner in the primary election.
My main point agenda is security, food, health, and education.
I believe in this word strongly that if you build a man then the man in turn will build the community, so I going to invest very well in the youth of Edo so as for them to build Edo state.
Pls to all my Edo indigenes, believe in this dream and let's work together, so as to make Edo state our small London.
I will continue on the legacy of the present governor, Godwin obaseki, and add more innovation to make Edo state indigenes happy all trough my tenure.
God bless Nigeria
God bless Edo state
God bless you

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GUNITGuy:
Great piece of Writing

Thanks

well what can we say maybe the people of Niger know better, our social media comments notwithstanding. I just hope they know what they are doing.Speaking of social media how many of you love Nairaland and her founder?
If Mr Seun's story was in the Bible it will look like this


Seun Osewa


And it came to pass in the far of land of Songo. Came a certain young man of the name Ouwaseun the son of Osewa. For on the day of his birth his father had turned to his mother saying He shall be called “Oluwaseun” For God has given me a reason to smile. Then, he had lifted him with both hands saying; ‘Thanks be to the Lord God of Adeboye for he had filled my mouth with singing and my mouth doth speak good things. So “Oluwaseun” meant “thanks be to God Almighty.
And Behold Seun grew up in the sight of his father and mother. He was comely in stature and the fair maidens, desired him for an husbandman. He excelled in learning and his mind was of great cunning. His eyes asked a thousand questions, and his mouth ten thousand.
One day, in the evening while his father Yomi and his mother and his sister and his brother and all his household dined at table, eating, drinking and making merry. His Father had again raised his hand has he had done often times and spoken with a loud voice saying, Blessed be the Lord God of Adeboye, of Kumuyi, and oyedepo, for he hath not causeth his servant and his household to hunger and thirst after bread and wine. For he had filled our bellies with amala, and our peppersoup runneth over. Then Seun answered unto him saying, “Baba if thou permit, may i ask thee a question? And his father’s countenance was upon him. And he responded saying ‘yea i permit thee, Then Seun began to speak softly saying;
” Before and Since my birth Oh father thy mouth hath spake always about the Lord God. And my mother’s mouth doth indeed bless the heavens seven times. I beseech thee, that thou show me the Lord God, that i may see him, and touch him.and know that he is there.

And He’s father answered saying; ‘Son, I chastise thee in the name of the Lord, no-one can see the Lord nor touch him, for the Lord God is not a man, that thou toucheth and feeleth. He is a spirit and a flaming fire, and his voice is the voice of a thunder, the whites of his eyes, is a stream of lightening. Who is that man that would behold the countenance of the Almighty and live to tell it. That mighty one who’s sits upon the sphere of the earth and the Sons of men, lay postrate as grasshoppers. Bless The Lord. Son, I say Oh Bless the Lord.

But Seun listened to his Father with all his keenness with all his soul, but in his heart he did not believe.

Then the day came when all the teenagers where to gather at the sanctuary to be filled with the Holy ghost. Behold, Seun was amongst them. Their teacher stood on the exalted altar and ministered unto them with great power saying; ‘Just like the day of Pentecost at the fellowship of the apostles in the upper room. The spirit of the Lord God is going to descend on thy foreheads like cloven tongues of fire and thy mouths shall prophesy and utter a thousand tongues.

And it was so, that when all the host of teenagers began to speak in strange dialects and tongues. Lo, Seun’s mouth spake nothing. He closed his eyes, and breathe a great breathe and desired his mouth to move on its own accord. But his mouth spake nothing. Then the teacher saw him and beckoned on him, and urged him on saying son Open thy mouth, and he will fill it. So Seun tried One more time, But His mouth spake nothing. After this nothing else was said.

After noon, When he got to his portion of his tenth, he looked to his right and to his left, and opened his mouth. But still his mouth spake nothing. So went to the orchad, and looked at the sky a long time. Then he turned south and when he got to his bed chamber he began to write on his papyrus paper with an ink tube that bore a gold-holder.

These are the Articles of Seun The Son of Osewa, As he wrote On his Bed chamber.

Is this grief? My soul is full of questions. And all the days of my life my thoughts sought the Lord God whom my father and mother and my betheren serveth. Where is He? For they say THERE!!! He sits in heaven above the clouds, hence i lifted my eyes unto the heavens, towards the firmament and behold i saw nothing.
Others said HERE!! He lived in my heart…Beneath my flesh. Hence i breathe a great breathe and still, i felt nothing.
Then again they said to me open thy mouth to speak his language. For yea, It is the Lord’s tongue, so i opened my lips yet my mouth spake nothing
So in anger I threw a question at the four winds!!! saying Has the world gone mad!!? and am i the only sane? or am i a lone madman in a sane world?. For how can men worship whom their eyes and hands can neither see nor touch. Am i a borne blasphemer? or a pagan.? Does my many questions mean i love sin?. Is it because i listen to Hitchens the son of Christopher and to Richard the son of Dawkins or Sam the son of Harris. Because their words are trustworthy and full of wisdom? Maybe so.

For Today i Pronounce, and i ask the birds of the air, and the ocean and the lands and the walls and the rulers in high places and low places to bear me witness because i no longer believe, or want to believe. For there is nothing to believe.

Then after a little season and a little while
Seun left his fathers house to study books on the crafts of wires and of metals and of the inguenity of steel and to gather knowledge on the science of netwok and the high talents of programming. in another Region. And on his fifth year he had departed from his school to the wilderness because His own voice had spoken to him, Saying;
” Get thyself a quiet place to reason.for thou shall build me and thy peoples a new land with thy craftiness on thy software of cunny. Where men from all the corners of the world shall gather and talk, and behold, no one shall see the other’s face for they shall all be anoynymous, and all that they shall say shall be in writing, and this New land shall be called Nairaland Because it shall be a land to the Naira. So that it shall come to pass as it was prophesied many years ago by the prophet. Saying “Behold voices spake without faces in a strange and far away Land”

Lo and behold when Seun had done this, the sons of men had rejoiced over his forum. And they had said one to another, saying; blessed be the Lord God Of Nigeria, for he had indeed given our voices a place.
lo and like a dream of the night, the sons of men pitched their tents on the forum and multiplied greatly from, Ten to Ten thousand, and Then to millions and as their numbers grew, so did seun’s wealth, his barns never lacked yams, his goats bore threes and his hens hatched nines.
That was how the Land of Naira came to be through the hand of Seun. But unto this very day, Seun still shares not the faith. Selah.

Let's work together

AT THE SOUND OF THE LAST TRUMP PART 1

1.Across twelve skies and twelve seas a cold giant country abode.
Behold, this empire was so mighty that inside it was a union of 50 empires existing as one.
To keep them together, the founding fathers fasted and joined hands together under the cover of night, blessing it with a single name:

The united States of America.



2.And behold, the inhabitants of this union, grew, flourished and waxed so strong that the sons of the world could not help but marvel from one face to the next, asking questions full of wonder:
What manner of men are these? and is it blasphemy to call this the country of God?
For their skins are as white as heaven and the eyes of their children are as blue as earth water.
We dare not even speak about their minds or their hands, For there is no strange thing,
sign or wonder that their fingers can not bring to life.

Therefore the country of America became famous along the length of the world as God's own country.





3.And indeed after this announcement has gone far and wide,
no man, government or beast stood up to challenge this title, for everyone else said themselves.
"Oh yes...Oh yes there is truly none to be compared unto them"

However only one speech was slightly different from the others and it was a message from an old wretched prophet preaching an uncanny sermon.
"God's own America must remain God's own America"

But many had looked at the man and scoffed saying the old hag must have drowned himself with way too much gin.





4. And it came to pass after many centuries have swept by and a hundred rulers have reigned.
There came a certain leader by the name Joe the son of Biden and by his side was a woman named Kamala the daughter of Harris

Now these two people took the people's mantle and won their election by speaking hot words of accusation and pointing fingers of blame at the former ruler, a man by the name Donald the son of Trump.

Along the streets and markets of America they preached a fierce message.

"Vote out this man with orange for hair for his tongue is bitter one.
Say nay! to his rule for he will bring us war.
Listen not to his doctrine for he was make us beg for bread"

This they did in the day and in the night.
And indeed in the 20th decade of the 20th century the Joe the Son of Biden came into power.
However few months into their government a strange thing happened.....(To be continued)



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I have secured countless exclusive contracts on platforms like Letterlux, Goodnovel, Meganovel and the likes
I also write Trendy Fun stories about celebs In Anglian English to attract readers and Future clients. .
If you want to work with me here is my direct contact the number is 070 65 99 99 26

Daystar7:
You're indeed a good writer... I'll keep in touch

Thanks sir, i appreciate.