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 Religion / Re: "Good Atheists Will Go To Heaven" - Pope Frances by onuleo(m): 11:35pm On May 23, 2013 |
An ehen.. 'Purgatory iz involed' smtn sumcioz.. E dn red |
| Religion / Re: "Good Atheists Will Go To Heaven" - Pope Frances by onuleo(m): 11:30pm On May 23, 2013 |
'If u ask me? Na hu i go ask?' dz one iz gona b hot! FP Sharply! Athiest go d hapi 4 dm mind nw. Lol... Bt seriously dey z nthn lyk athiest.. U eida hav hope or u r hopeles.. Ehen.. Hehehe Try me |
| Religion / Re: List Of Churches And Their Stand On Homosexuality by onuleo(m): 4:27pm On May 13, 2013 |
Jst imagin hw many of seun's comandment una dn break? Abeg mk una tk am easy o. D thread dnt cal 4 bashing. Its jst a piece of info.. FIHR (FP Is HIGHLY Recomended) |
| Religion / Re: List Of Churches And Their Stand On Homosexuality by onuleo(m): 8:48pm On May 12, 2013 |
vb0mb: Interesting debatei neva xpectd it to cm 4rm dis angle |
| Religion / Re: List Of Churches And Their Stand On Homosexuality by onuleo(m): 5:47pm On May 12, 2013 |
Goshen360: Efen if them no write bible sef and I come this world come see male and female, I would still have asked questions why some people will still be doing the same se.x thing while there exist two se.x of every kinds.it tyrez me oh! Infact it motors me |
| Politics / Re: Enugu, The Pride Of The East. by onuleo(m): 12:09pm On May 12, 2013 |
spyder880: Oh, and what is that puddle doing in the center of the road? Simple road repairs should not all be left for the state government, we have local councils that can carry out these small road repairs.'abakpa speaking' |
| Religion / List Of Churches And Their Stand On Homosexuality by onuleo(m): 10:19am On May 12, 2013 |
The case of homosexuality have brougth about conflicts in the christian world. Many churches have divided due to this matter. Here is a brief list of various christian denomination stand on homosexuality. 1.catholism: the holy mother church detest gay relationship in its total and prohibit the ordination of gay clergy saying it is against the concept of creation. But she also allow gay members who she seek to rehabilitate. 2. Anglican comunion: they is a huge controversy in the church concerning the issue, various province had treating to break away. But nevertheless the church alows gay people and have even ordained gay bishops and blessed gay mariages. 3. Presbytarian church: in a tigt vote(373 to 323) the church aproved gay relationship in its total. But not all province acepted(just a litle minority). 4. United church of christ: despite litle or no debate on the matter the church sees nothing wrong with gay people and has put it into the UCC Synod law. 5. Adventist: kicks against homosexuality and everything that comes with it. 6. Assemblies of God: also doesnot acept gay members. 7. Jehova withness: sees the act of homosexaulity as sinful. 8. Methodist: prohibits homosexuality. 9. Baptist: prohibits homosexuality 10. Lutherian church: in 2009 the church vote 559 to 451 in favor of allowing gay non celibate clergy people. 11. New apostolic church: the church has come out to say that ones sexual orientation cannot hinder him from making haven. So they dont care. For more http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/list_of_christian_denominational_positions_on_homosexuality 1 Like |
| Business / Re: Football(+) Betting Season 6 by onuleo(m): 8:01pm On Apr 11, 2013 |
Wat iz wrong wit socerfanplay site now? Ani idea? |
| Business / Re: Football(+) Betting Season 6 by onuleo(m): 1:08am On Mar 25, 2013 |
Sounds lyk film trick |
| Religion / Re: A Day Without The Pope by onuleo(m): 1:24pm On Feb 28, 2013 |
That evening we went for cathechism class and one my fellow who alwaysd argued with me asked our totur if they was anitin like a conclave and our tutor agreed with him but told him that it was the proces of electing a new pope. Mehn! I dnt say anitin like election im my own version and imediately my reputation was tainted, they all looked at me with side eyes. So i had to figure out a backup lie. So i told them that the election was held because the holyspirit came down upon more than one person. Wow! This was another lie but it worked sha. But now its 2005 and i was now wise enough. So as we sat,watching our tv since the conclave had started. The pallor was filld with people who wanted to see the new pope, the black pope. Father and mother, neigbour to neigbour, kids on d flour elder on the cofer, teens by the window,house maids peeped from afar and me on the side stol. We all were waiting. Soon we saw the white smoke the crowd charing and i particularly saw OBJ(our then presd. ) yurning indiscriminately with all mouth fully streched, naija style! I screamd. But still yet nobody seting they knew the pope has been elected, atleast not until i saw it writing on the down side of the television, even when i told them that a certain Ratzingerd had been made pope no one believed... |
| Religion / Re: A Day Without The Pope by onuleo(m): 11:56am On Feb 28, 2013 |
Continue... Soon we forgot about our wories and all we prayed for was the Pope, we prayed for a good Pope, we prayed for a black pope, we prayed for Arinze and everybody prayed for the church. I fully remember one of my little friend who told me that when Arinze is made pope he would make aguleri the holy see. Wow!(think about that) that realy had me ghazing! Where he got that was the only question on my mind. Now it was the day of the conclave entering and as i walked past children gisting in the disguse of argurment, i quikly rememberd my childhood days. Back then i was the bad-ass cathecumen and what ever i feed my fellows about the church was what the took. So on an occation one of my fellow asked me how a pope was made. I wasn't sure, but i sure didnt want to let my reputation down so i had to say something; i knew of the conclave but i didnt know how the show got down. so i told them that when a new pope is to be maid, the whole cardinals would go into a closed room(conclave) and the would pray until the holy spirit came upon one of the in the form of fire(like in the bible) and that person would be made pope. They all belived and my reputation stayed great. But this only lasted till that evening WeN yAHWah kum GaS! ....GBAM |
| Religion / Re: A Day Without The Pope by onuleo(m): 10:46am On Feb 28, 2013 |
onuleo: Ya. It was early 2005, the news was topic on the air, the pope is dead, ofcos he is, 'he died of death' ..that was the answer i got from the parish priest when i asked of the cause of death. So i knew he wasn't in the mood to talk. Imediately, i rushed home and told my mom. TAAah! ...that was the sound of the slap i got for a reply. Wow! I was suprise, it took me two minutes to figure out my name and another two minutes for her to ask me how i knew. It was a litle while more and the entire mater was setled because my elder brother was more trust worthy. The mood was sad but after alot while all what was on the mind of many was who would succed him. We all knew of the cathecumen of our only nigerian saint; Cardinal Arinze he was our favourite on the bilboard. |
| Religion / A Day Without The Pope by onuleo(m): 10:03am On Feb 28, 2013 |
Ya. It was early 2005, the news was topic on the air, the pope is dead, ofcos he is, 'he died of death' ..that was the answer i got from the parish priest when i asked of the cause of death. So i knew he wasn't in the mood to talk. Imediately, i rushed home and told my mom. TAAah! ...that was the sound of the slap i got for a reply. Wow! I was suprise, it took me two minutes to figure out my name and another two minutes for her to ask me how i knew. It was a litle while more and the entire mater was setled because my elder brother was more trust worthy. The mood was sad but after alot while all what was on the mind of many was who would succed him. We all knew of the cathecumen of our only nigerian saint; Cardinal Arinze he was our favourite on the bilboard. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Bayern Munich - UCL: (1 - 3) On 19th February 2013 by onuleo(m): 10:40pm On Feb 19, 2013 |
the_ripper: Gooners for lifehmm. Its more lik a religion nw 1 Like |
| Politics / Re: Enugu Lifestyle And Golfcity: What Is Going On? by onuleo(m): 10:57pm On Feb 16, 2013 |
Hmm. Am wit u a litle bro. Bt wer ar dey 042 crew nw? Spidder? Nigtshift? Ezeagu? Acm? Were dm? We gat to talk. Cos i heard smtn oflate. Bt am nt sure. |
| Politics / Re: Enugu Lifestyle And Golfcity: What Is Going On? by onuleo(m): 4:09pm On Feb 16, 2013 |
Hmm. Nawao... Are al enugu dwellers as sick n quiet as dia governor? Just sayin. |
| Politics / Enugu Lifestyle And Golfcity: What Is Going On? by onuleo(m): 6:56am On Feb 16, 2013 |
Just wanted to know. Its been like 3 or 4 years since it was raised. So ....answers please
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| Politics / Re: Pictures Of Governor Sullivan Chime In Enugu by onuleo(m): 8:03pm On Feb 08, 2013 |
Nightshift: I like pork also, never miss to buy some at New Market whenever i'm in Coal City.hmm. Tnk God sm1 else see's hw cow meat z ova rated |
| Politics / Re: Pictures Of Governor Sullivan Chime In Enugu by onuleo(m): 7:57pm On Feb 08, 2013 |
Nightshift: Abi! Ask Spydder to slaughter 1 efi Igbo for you as he celebrate his 100 pages and Gov. Chime's return .i'ld prefer pork. Lol. Dats our style around here o. Or shreded chickn! Cow meat z ova rated |
| Politics / Re: Pictures Of Governor Sullivan Chime In Enugu by onuleo(m): 7:50pm On Feb 08, 2013 |
Nightshift: Have you found answers to your Ezeagu questions ? You need to visit village often . Where you at?benue(makurdi), nasarawa, abuja, jos. Jst up n down d north central mehn! |
| Politics / Re: Pictures Of Governor Sullivan Chime In Enugu by onuleo(m): 7:47pm On Feb 08, 2013 |
spyder880:ani gud wine wld do. Xpecialy d heniken wine(since it wld cost u less.) |
| Politics / Re: Pictures Of Governor Sullivan Chime In Enugu by onuleo(m): 7:45pm On Feb 08, 2013 |
Odunnu:na him ofcos |
| Politics / Re: Pictures Of Governor Sullivan Chime In Enugu by onuleo(m): 7:39pm On Feb 08, 2013 |
042 people. I hail unu. I c una tread dn reach page 100. Its tym 4 it to gt closd o(afam n co.) |
| Politics / Re: Enugu, The Pride Of The East. by onuleo(m): 11:00pm On Jan 30, 2013 |
spyder880: The old state secretariat, partly demolished.dat project wld tk alot of tym o! Bt bros ani news on d centinary city? |
| Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Launches Monkey Into Space by onuleo(m): 6:18am On Jan 30, 2013 |
Negro_Ntns: Ngodigha,oshea! |
| Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Launches Monkey Into Space by onuleo(m): 12:04am On Jan 30, 2013 |
Nightshift: Old USSR did it in the 60s; not the first time a monkey was sent to the space . However , the West is not amused , but they still believe Iran has no capability to send a human to the space successfully yet. My take : a new rat-race to the space might be in the offing soon. India, North Korean , China and perhaps Iran are all interested in challenging the old space masters(U.S and Russia) to the game. When will Nigeria represent the black race in space adventure ?mosquitos or rat(mouse) whc 1 shld jona send? Since all na spy. We both knw hw gud our mosquitos are in dat field. N no litle shld b said of our house rats |
| Foreign Affairs / Iran Launches Monkey Into Space by onuleo(m): 11:19pm On Jan 29, 2013 |
 DUBAI (Reuters) - Iran said on Monday it had launched a live monkey into space, seeking to show off missile systems that have alarmed the West because the technology could potentially be used to deliver a nuclear warhead. The Defense Ministry announced the launch as world powers sought to agree a date and venue with Iran for resuming talks to resolve a standoff with the West over Tehran's contested nuclear program before it degenerates into a new Middle East war. Efforts to nail down a new meeting have failed repeatedly and the powers fear Iran is exploiting the diplomatic vacuum to hone the means to produce nuclear weapons. The Islamic Republic denies seeking weapons capability and says it seeks only electricity from its uranium enrichment so it can export more of its considerable oil wealth. The powers have proposed new talks in February, a spokesman for the European Union's foreign policy chief said on Monday, hours after Russia urged all concerned to "stop behaving like children" and commit to a meeting. Iran earlier in the day denied media reports of a major explosion at one of its most sensitive, underground enrichment plants, describing them as Western propaganda designed to influence the nuclear talks. The Defence Ministry said the space launch of the monkey coincided "with the days of" the Prophet Mohammad's birthday, which was last week, but gave no date, according to a statement carried by the official news agency IRNA. The launch was "another giant step" in space technology and biological research "which is the monopoly of a few countries", the statement said. The small grey monkey was pictured strapped into a padded seat and being loaded into the Kavoshgar rocket dubbed "Pishgam" (Pioneer) which state media said reached a height of more than 120 km (75 miles). "This shipment returned safely to Earth with the anticipated speed along with the live organism," Defence Minister Ahmad Vahidi told the semi-official Fars news agency. "The launch of Kavoshgar and its retrieval is the first step towards sending humans into space in the next phase." There was no independent confirmation of the launch. http://news.yahoo.com/iran-launches-monkey-space-showing-missile-progress-003037176.html 1 Like |
| Religion / Re: Catholic Church Pulls Out Of CAN! by onuleo(m): 5:44pm On Jan 23, 2013 |
D catholic church z d world largest provider of health care n education(minus gov.) dey'v alwayz b tryn. Bt ds dicitn iz smhw. I dnt disagree thoo. Bt i thnk dey were in d body n dey knw y best they left. CAN AINT A TIKET 2 HEAVN NIEDA ORITSA.. Or wateva. Jst do wat u blive in. N hope 2 mk ur own heaven |
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