₦airaland Forum

Lagosian29:
DAT LIST MUST BELONG TO SOME FAMILIES IN D SOUTH EAST - IMO STATE TO BE PRECISE

Ishilove:
I can't laugh because it shows the level of poverty in the land. The other day in Ekiti a woman stole her neighbour's amala from the kitchen and together with her hungry children, ate it with raw palmoil.

coyy:
see BU later

Yieldings:
No one really knows his story. I wouldn't be so quick to jump to conclusions that he cut off all ties. All I can say is I hope his soul is at peace.

Smh for Nigeria. No autopsy will be conducted to determine the cause of his death. Even if his death was an homicide, no investigation will be carried out.

pattyphil:
why tarnish d image of dis transport company. I smell jealosy.
The first pix of d bus is exactly d same pix dat ws uploaded which they claim had an accident wit dangote truck sum wks back although I didn't see d pix of d claimed dangote truck.
Must u destroy others simply bcox u are nt happy of d succex they r thrievin? Na wa ooo. Its nt d best anyway.
Succex Indeed Have Many Friends as Well As Foes.... BEWARE OF THOSE SINGING UR PRAISE IN UR FACE.. THEY MAYBE DESTROYING U BEHIND...

sweetyme001:
Two friends were walking home
and a lady happened to be
blowing a kiss to one of them
from the window of a storey
building.
Their conversation went as
follows:
1st friend: Omo e b lyk say na
me dat babe dey blow kiss
2nd friend: Guy leave dat one
jare, no mind am
(then d lady signaled to him to
come)
1st friend: Omo d babe dey kal
me sha
2nd frnd: Ogbeni, no go
1st frnd: Y u go tell me make I
knw go. Fyn babe lyk dat dey kal
me, u say make I no go
2nd frnd: Guy abeg no go, no go
(feeling pity)
(The friend ignored him and went
over to d lady, she went to meet
him nd dey both went upstairs.
Suddenly as dey were abt to have
fun, dey heard a car honking)
Ladyon opening d window) ha!
Dats my husband
1st frnd: Yeh! Mo gbe
Lady: Dnt worry, jst pretend lyk u
re d laundry man nd iron these
cloths (pointing at a heap of
cloths)
(dis guy spent d whole day ironing
clothes cos d husband Neva left
ome dat day again.
The next day he went over to his
friend's place)
1st friend: Omo, shey u knw say
na cloth I iron thru out yesterday
2nd friend: Shebi I tell u make u
no go. All dat cloth wey u iron
so, na me WASH AM

MrBully:
Is it necessary the size of tyres you use? I actually like big tyres on small cars

colossus2:
This plenty storybook wey I no fit read na just to identify tyre

Me: Drives to the market, oga Andy abeg see my motor I wan buy new tyre for am.

Seller: Ok this Venza? I get am na 19 rims.

Me: You be correct. See as you use eye gauge run am
Oya change the back tyres, carry the two for front go back then put the new ones for front.

Deal done, counts money and zooms off
Shikena

IDEJIMBA1:
You never jam mechanic. They would tell you you bought the fake one and insist until you give them the money to buy by themselves. I think it's even better that way cos they might possibly do a bad job for you if you try to play smart with them.

nerodenero:
Causes: Bad road, drunk/driving, over speeding.

Solution: Fixed major roads, increase high surveillance and erring drivers should have their licences suspended and fines paid. It'll only reduce accident.

Better to err on the side of caution.

Lastly, better to be safe than sorry and better I'm late for an event than being Late. Life no get duplicate, no photocopy. RIP to the dead!

jeron1:
dont let anyone deceive u... Most of the water melon we eat here are not from the north... people r making millions from the south just from planting r water melon. if u think im lieing, visit ogun state or edo state on ur way to auchi

damton:
v

To Mogadishu

piagetskinner:
I hope he's trained up in the way of the lord