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Hypnotise:
La wahala

La bend!

Chineke meeeee!!

Wow!

Huawei p30 pro....

Op!!

Abeg give me your dealer's number.....

Okay...

4 thaaassaaaannnd!!

Nnaah meehn!

Shuo

GOFRONT:
Pls where can I balance the wheels of my Legediz benz??

Consult an Orthopedic Specialist.....

EJIOGBENIMI:
Na wa.....Only to be caught 40 years later.



And if anybody dares talk about this. Then, you will see his shameless supporters fuming from both sides of their useless mouths saying something like: “at this critical time of our democracy, this is nothing but a malicious propagation of lies from his political enemies, who are jealous of his widespread political influence, haven served this great country in many capacities” .
Naija na joke wallah

Nigeria really got served!!.... 9ja is fvcked in so many ways!....

Damn!

Hehehee.....
GHEN-GHEN!

Okay

This is a Fvcking case!!

lordkush:
Some one has a shot gun there .

No uniform no tag,

And he looks like a "marlian"....

50-80k.....

Granny ni ife.....

GREEDY mo'fos!!

Hahahaaa....

Thegeneralqueen:
Cook for man wey neva marry me i dey craz

Hmmm!

To5man:
SO RONALDO DEY BITE FINGERNAILS TOO

LMAO!!

Owu Gini na-akpotu ebe a?

Hehehe

Awesome!

dannyla:
I opened a new account to remain anonymous.
This story is a bit long but pls bear with me.

I met this man almost 2yrs ago at an event a friend invited me to. The next week, he collected my number from my friend and called me, we began talking from there and agreed to go on a date. He proposed marriage to me on the first date which I rejected. I told him that I can't marry outside my church and from the little I've heard from him, our life dreams differ. I decided to cut him off from that day and I stayed away for about 3months. Meanwhile he got my friend to introduce him to my sis, mum and another friend who happened to be from his place, I'll call her Grace.
He made them all aware of his intent towards me and my stand and asked for their help to change my mind. Grace became his biggest ally and convinced me to have another date. He asked that we date for a while and see if we can work out our differences. During the date I noticed he has a very hot and quick temper and he listens to gossip a lot so I do tell Gracethat I don't see a future with him but he was too persistent, Grace always had words of encouragement and considering the fact that for some strange reason, it was mainly married men always approach me for a relationship with stories of how they got married to a wrong woman and they are or are almost divorced, dating a single man with no kids was very tempting and I decided to give it a try.

He asked me to tell him everything about me so there are no secrets between us and I did. Starting from secondary school to that day, I told him everything, from my first kiss, the colleague who tried to rape me, my ex who lied about his marital status and disvirgined me etc. he did the same too and I felt a burden roll off my shoulder.

Few days later I began to notice changes in him especially towards my business. I thrive in a male dominated industry in a ratio of 9men to 1woman. He asked me to show him the pictures of my colleagues which I did, he also asked if they make passes at me which I said is almost inevitable but my boundaries are clear and rigid.

Fast forward to now. I noticed that whenever I drop my phone, he goes through it. Facebook, sms, WhatsApp etc. He even picks my call when I'm not close to the phone. He asked me about a certain colleague who cracks dirty jokes like how I rushed to get married (I told him I'm already married). I didn't think much about it.

He later began to complain about my partners and how I'm sleeping with them like the prostitute I am, called me an unrepentant liar, unsubmisive, manipulating etc. Said he regrets asking for my hand at all and he's just waiting forthe day he'll catch me redhanded so he can dump my sorry a*s.
I told him to end it now cus I'm fed up, family came in and I later found out that Grace has been telling a lot of lies against hoping to get him for herself as well as hate filled advises from some aggrieved friends who felt ladies from my tribe are no good and just there to "chop money". Apologies were said and received and we continued.

Another time I visited him and we had an argument, he gave me several heavy knocks on my head and I developed a headache and began to insult him which resultedin more heavy knocks. I broke up with him and left. Later my mum called him to ask why he laid his hands on me, he denied it swearing with his life. Said I insulted him and he lost his temper and insulted me back that he's sorry. He began to drop messages everywhere and I eventually gave in.

3rd incident happened on our way back from an event. He saw a message from a colleague he told me to stop doing business with cus he feels the man has his eyes on me which is totally not true. He flared up, stopped the car and was even threatening to beat me up. I came down from his car and stood by the roadside. He came down too and gave me the insult of my life in full public view and glare and told me to enter the car which I refused. I had no money on me and had to beg a stranger for money. By that time he was coming back, he quickly took a picture of both of us and sent it to everybody of how he caught me in the act with my lover on the road. He called me and said that if he must marry me, I must break my business sim card and look for a wife friendly occupation or sit at home.

He later apologised over it. Meanwhile he and my sis don't flow as before as he once called her a prostitute.

I want to call it quits but everyone around me feels it's a mistake and he is saying everything out of anger and if I'm patient enough, he will change completely.

I must admit that he has changed alot since we met but the progress compared to the timeframe and the heat I face everyday is nothing to write home about.

He loves me to a fault and I don't know if I can find someone who loves me like him but his other attitude is sniffing life out of me. Do I stay or quit?
Thanks for reading and pardon any typos

I don't think you love yourself[or your life]....

DonFreshmoney:


This thing can not function in Naija.. give it a week after construction, you go only find broken glass and everything inside looted.. Nigeria will never become like Dubai,at least not in our lifetime

I don weak!!..... I was i actually having this tiny bit of hope.... BUT..... This your comment don finish me!....

Quality20:
u r correct. some don't even know d total number of men,boys and elders who they slept wit dem

In other words, they're in their "h0eing phase".....lol.....

dominique:
God bless you Ogenyi, anya wuniwuni

Oi idoma.....

sammysmiles:
I would love to buy a Samsung galaxy phone slightly above 100k

Go for galaxy A70.......